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 Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:25 pm
Now you shouldn't burn down the cat lady's house
I'm calling from jail because I was throwing Dry Ice bombs.
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:50 pm
I told you to just throw ice.
I'm calling from jail because i commited arson to my dog's house.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:51 pm
I told u that it wasn't a good relationship!
I'm calling from jail because I thought blew up a store that said everything must go
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:43 pm
And it's gone.
I'm calling from jail because i brutally murdered(with cannibalistic details) a giant marshmallow.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:43 pm
I told you, you should have used a flamethrower!
I'm calling from jail because i just killed the actor Steve Carell.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:07 pm
Pfft, he deserved it. He was a total meanie in 'Bruce Almighty.'
I'm calling from jail because I accidently chucked my TV remote at a rabbi. (..And he lost an eye.)
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:19 pm
I told you taking a homeless rabbi into your house was a bad decision!
I'm calling from jail because I tried robbing a bank and used pre-wrap to try and hide my identity.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:43 pm
(Lmao. xD)
I told you to use plastic wrap! It would've worked so much better!
I'm calling from jail because I threw a tree at Obama.
..Don't ask.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:34 pm
You should have thrown a kiss.
I'm calling from jail because I shot my supervisor.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:40 pm
You should have made it look like an accident.
I'm calling from jail because I decided to go burn some houses in my neighbourhood.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:16 pm
I Already Warned You that The Old Blind Guy Was Watching.
Im Calling From Jail Because I Stole Fourteen cherry Lollipops.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:37 pm
I told u some one would get mad eventually!
I'm calling from jail because tried doing manslaughter with a remote control car
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:38 am
I told to use a RC lawnmower
I'm calling from jail for ignoring the killing potential of my left toe.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:50 pm
I told you, kill your fingers instead. (?)
I'm calling from jail for pinching a little kid's cheeks.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:53 pm
I told you to pinch yourself.
I'm calling from jail for stealing a puppy.
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