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 Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:10 pm
Fortunately, The butt-pirate has no interest in you.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:15 pm
Unfortunately, you're the dead rake.
And how did you get a thong?
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:17 pm
Fortunately, Satan has mercy on you and sends you, alone, to purgatory.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:22 pm
Unfortunately, his glasses broke, his prescription for contacts ran out, his insurance doesn't cover laser surgery, and someone I cannot mention stole his wallet, so I ended up back on earth. Dumb, dumb Satan.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:23 pm
Fortunately, you win the lottery the first day back on earth.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:09 pm
Unfortunately, you owe £734,730,302 because the government cannot afford the funds to pay for the lottery.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:14 am
Fortunately, your a billionaire! $$$
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:32 am
Unfortunately, the IRS has come to collect.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:16 pm
Fortunately, that group would be me.
Yea me!
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:36 pm
Unfortunately, the one who won the lottery had various weaponry.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:50 pm
  like, fife~x
fortunately~
all the weaponry had been compromised through the use of marshmallows
x
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:52 pm
Unfortunately, the marshmallows aren't edible as they have residue from the weaponry on them.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:54 pm
like, fife~x
fortunately~
the marshmallows can be dipped in chocolate to disguise this <3
x
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:55 pm
Unfortunately, all the chocolate in the world is infested with locust.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:57 pm
like, fife~x
fortunately~
we trained some bees to fight off the locusts
x
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