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 Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:16 pm
Stupid Facts: Rhetorical Questions
* If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
* Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
* If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
* When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
(see Cheese)
* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?
* Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
* Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
* Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
* "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
* If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
* If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?
* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
* What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
* I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their final exam.
* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
* How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
* Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:29 pm
More questions.
Stupid Facts: Questions
* Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
* Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
* Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
* Why is a boxing ring square?
* Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
* Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
* Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
* Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
* Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
* Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
* Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
* Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
* Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
* Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
* Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
* Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:50 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:55 am
Akishasa Stupid Facts: Rhetorical Questions * If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Because Poland is a country, and Holland is a province in the Netherlands blaugh No not being a smart a** just happen to be Nethers (Dutch)
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:39 pm
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:05 pm
Anyone hear of Chad Vader?
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 9:33 pm
I'm loving the questions. I think I've wondered about a few of them myself. nehahaha! Sounds familiar, but I'm not quite sure who he is..then again I STILL have trouble remembering names. gonk 
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 1:51 am
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:17 pm
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:02 am
rofl All that stuff on this page is funny, man I need to go on the guild more offten -sob-
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 7:04 am
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 4:48 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:47 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:02 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:10 pm
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