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 Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:22 pm
"She's still working there?" Carey scoffed, "She's never gonna die." He glanced after the girl as she sat back down, "So then, why were you so rude, if you don't hate her?"
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:48 pm
George looked up from picking at the burrito in a bowl. He had said it all before. George looked over at the girls to, then back to his food to stuff a large amount into him mouth. "I'fe mould you." He said chewing the bite more then he needed to "She waf chechin." Geroge swallowed it down finally. "She wanted you, I don't any one," He lowered his voice. "I don't like the idea she wanted you, I finally get some time with you and she walks up to mess that up." George felt his face heat up. Great he was back to blushing like a virgin. George shovled in another bite of burrito in to focus on some thing else. "Ouch! Hell!" He had bit his tongue. "Owww." George careful swallowed hid food so he could stick out his injured tongue.
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:26 pm
"George," Carey sighed and handed over one of his napkins, "I thought we had this discussion. Maybe you should get a girlfriend or a boyfriend or something. You don't have to push everyone else away."
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Jayden walked back into the kitchen, pocketing his phone, "Kaylin, as your future step father, I advise against these sort of shenanigans."
[HITLER'S d**k. You're welcome, Sam.]
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:32 pm
"Night," He didn't want to start using their actual names again "we did have this discussion, and I already told. There is no one else for me but you. So you can give it up trying to convince me other wise otah?" He asked sticking his tongue again to poke at it with the fork in his hand.
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Kaylin was just getting off the counter. "What are you talking about dude?" One of the other guys walking by gave his butt a quick smack. Great like his butt wasn't already a little sore.
"I think you were smoking too much weed." Kaylin rubbed his behind a few times before pulling on his pants.
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:54 pm
Carey just sighed and shook his head, then returned to eating his dinner. He didn't want to deal with this any more. He thought they had agreed to drop it.
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"No. I called your mom. She digs me, she just doesn't want to feel like a cradle robber, she needs a bit more time. But I'm an awesome ********, so she'll forget all about the fact that I'm sixteen."
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:10 am
George jumped subjects. "Any ways, since I know you can keep a secret. Guess who won a family pack of tickets of, plan ticket, and hotel hotel room reservations, plus Halloween Horror Night tickets in Florida." George sat back looking proud of himself "This kid did! Best part is I just have to tell them how many people are going, so I was gonna bring my branch of the club, ya know Celt, Babaylon, the whole group."
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Kaylin just stared at the kid before him. "No man, I don't think you will ever even get the chance to prove that." Kaylin hopped that. [[200th post! -by Jessi]]
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:38 am
"They're okay with you bringing eight- what are there eight? - eight people in your winning of the sweepstakes? Wouldn't they limit you or something? To like, four, you said it was family." Carey wondered why this was a secret. It didn't seem much like one.
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"She wants me." Jayden sighed, "I just need a little time, you know, let her warm up to me. She's not a whore like Locos."
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:31 am
George smiled "Nope, I told them already I had a large family. The stuff is already getting sent over to my house. I can't wait. It's like a weekend trip or some s**t like that. But who cares. I heard that place is scary as hell." George picked up his fork again. "I really can't believe I won. That's the best part. So yeah I plan to tell every one I'm kidnapping them when I get the actual tickets."
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"Hey now. I'm not the one talkin to some one bout wanting to bone there mom." Peter said taking a beer from one of the older boys.
"Yeah man." Kaylin said walking over to pat his back "Give it up, mom doesn't want you. That's the beer and weed talking."
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:38 am
Carey just cracked a smile, "You'll-s**t-yourself scary. And you especially. You'd better hold onto Celt or something. Although I bet that place is funny as s**t if you're high."
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"That doesn't make me a whore, Locos," Jayden replied, "It makes me an individual with more refined taste. Just because a MILF happens to be Kaylin's mom doesn't mean I should pretend I don't want to bone her."
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:36 am
George nodded "Why else would I bring all the guys along?" he picked at the bits of steak he found and ate them before digging into the rest of the burrito remains. "Like hell I was going to go with my family. If I'm going to have the crap scared out of me, I want bigger, and braver guys there. Plus a added bonus. We all get along great when we're drunk."
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Kaylin sighed "I wish you would spare me, and pretend just that."
Peter rolled his eyes and wondered off. "See ya kiddies."
"Dude please. Don't mess with my mom, she is going through a tough time. She doesn't need another guy to boner her and leave her." Kaylin was being as serious as he could. He loved his mom, and deep down, he wanted the best for her.
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:16 pm
Carey rolled his eyes, "They are not big guys. Celt's the biggest and he's hardly what you would consider a tough guy. Maybe a badass, but he screamed like a little b***h once at the Mentor's when we were watching this freaky movie and the power went out. It was great." He laughed thinking about it and reached over with his fork to steal some of George's food. Just to taste it.
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"Kaylin, Kaylin, Kaylin," Jayden repeated, shaking his head slowly and throwing his arm over the boy's shoulder. "I already told you, your mom and I are going to get married one day and have more little Kaylins for you to babysit when we feel like staying in bed all day just to screw."
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:40 pm
George glares. "You don't touch my food. It's mine." George like a kid, picked up his bowl and moved it out of reach. "Any ways. Oh well then. I guess we can all piss our pants like little girls and huddle together in the dark."
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"Dude really?" Kaylin shook his head. "My mom is going to be like really old by the time you want to have kids." Kaylin said looking at the other kid like he was on crack.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:19 am
"Chill out, you little rat. I bought it. Besides, I just wanted to try it," Carey scoffed and returned to his own food, "Anyhow, I went once, quite an experience. Although, anything's an experience when you're with Craig."
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"You don't have to worry Kaylin. I like a woman with experience. And I bet your mom knows a good time." Jayden smiled, "I mean hey, you had to get it from somewhere."
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:58 pm
"I would guess so. He is just a little crazy." George placed his bowl back on the table. He could still feel the girls staring at him. "God I wish them girls would just get lost already. Glaring isn't going to get them any where."
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"Um ew." Kaylin made a face, he didn't want to think about him mom like that. Let alone his mom with his dad. He had walked in on them once as a kid. "But no worries, I know where I get it."
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:30 am
"You can't just tell them to get lost. We're in public." Carey laughed at how childish George was being. It simply reinforced his idea that George was really just a kid. A sexually active kid. "Relax and don't look at them, it makes it all go away, really."
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"You should put in a good word for me, you know, with your mom. Tell her I'm nothing like your dad, etcetera. You understand." Jayden hopped up onto the counter to take a seat.
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