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 Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:00 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: hi
You: um wats that?
Stranger: are u a male or female
You: why does one need to know?
Stranger: just curious
You: wat ar u?
Stranger: male
You: girl
Stranger: haha how old
You: its impolite to ask a girls age
Stranger: well im 17 nd from calli
Stranger: and
You: nyc
Stranger: 17?
You: prefer not to say
Stranger: why not
You: i've said too much already
Stranger: well ur a ******
You: wat a lovely mouth
Stranger: ya u ******** whore
You: piss off p***k face
You: *throws grenade down his pants*
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:03 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi asl
You: hello
You: wats that?
Stranger: It means age sex location
You: no....i mean wats that behind u...?
You: o.o
Stranger: What
You: the big shadowy thing looming over u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i guess it got him
O,O
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:22 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what is it with fat chicks
Stranger: there always all walking around, all fat like
Stranger: eating all my food
You: especially the ones in bright yellow jump suites
You: O_O
You: MY EYES THEY BURN
You: ITS LIKE THE SUN...only closer
Stranger: the goggles do nothing!
You: IKR???
Stranger: i think your a pretty good person
You: why danku
Stranger: and for that, i wish you the best
Stranger: so long
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
oh man i could have said "good thing im wearing my green jumpsuit today'
lol
XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:04 am
Lady Hikari-chan You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi asl You: hello You: wats that? Stranger: It means age sex location You: no....i mean wats that behind u...? You: o.o Stranger: What You: the big shadowy thing looming over u Your conversational partner has disconnected. i guess it got him O,O Omg i laughed so hard at this rofl
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:06 am
Stranger: hi
You: greeting
Stranger: crazy?
Stranger: ok
You: yep
You: -nods-
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what time is it now?
You: 11 am
Stranger: from?
You: Deep space.. I'm on a ship called the Normady
Stranger: ........
Stranger: bye crazy~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:12 am
Wow...I never knew my topic would be this long...I am so proud...xD Anyway, glad to see you guys enjoy what I started. I would make the 200th post a conversation, but I don't want to go to Omegle right now. So, thanks, and keep the coming!
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:20 am
Stranger: Marco
You: Polo -gets dragged off by a seamoster-
Stranger: NO!!!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU!!!!
You: I...*grrgle* love you *grgle* toooooo... *gets dragged in*
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DAMN YOU NESSIE!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:27 am
Stranger: Holaaa ! __ oiiiii biggrin
You: sup
Stranger: lol
Stranger: from?
You: alabama
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: France
Stranger: m / f ?
You: m
Your conversational has disconnected.
lol I twied.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:29 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: 22, geth, Deep space Normady
Stranger: 18 f ksa
You: ksa? That abriveation is not in my databanks
Stranger: bye freak
You: Just because I am a machine does not make me a freak..
Stranger: yes you are
Stranger: god help you
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(Funny if you have ever played Mass Effect 1 or 2)
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:29 am
rofl
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Your soul is mine!
Stranger: are you korean?
You: no I ish a dwagon
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:32 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a 17 year old guy from the usa looking for a girl around my age living in the us or canada who just wants to talk for now. and then maybe if we hit it off we can trade numbers.
You: im a 40 yr old ax weilding maniac looking for small children to drink tea with
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:34 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiii
Stranger: asl plzzz.
You: 22, geth, Deep Space Normady
Stranger: geth??????????
Stranger: wat does dat mean.....
You: I am a machine... I have no gender
You: However.. my vocabulator is that of a masculine voice
Stranger: get lost u idiot.......
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:35 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi... 18 m iceland... wbu? Do you use msn or skype?
You: hello 46 Argentina Wiki
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:35 am
Fact of Dokuro:
Male, 22, a complete a*****e when he can be!
Why on omegle: It's a TRAP!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi!
Stranger: how u doin
You: Quite disturbing really, but nothing much!
You: And you
Stranger: im ok
You: I see...well this was hardly worth the effort!
Stranger: asl
You: Now I may be picky, yet that's hardly a word!
Stranger: r u a girl
You: What if I am?
Stranger: yes or no
You: Yes!
Stranger: how old
You: I assuming your a boy and your mother should have told you not to ask. Unless you give me your age first!
did I win?
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:36 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bi sexual female looking for someone to cyber with
You: i am your lord and master, Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies
You: ar u my mommy?
Stranger: sure
You: yay!!!
You: (^'w'^)
You: hi mommy!!!
You: *waves*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
XD
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