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Tsuki watched the entire scene in amazement, wondering what the hell had gotten into LT-sama. At the pen in the nose, Tsuki burst out laughing, though kept trying to keep an eye on the blur LT had become. When he handed Lothar the whiskey, Tsuki was about to protest, not wanting the crazy doctor to drown himself in anything else. Surely he had to have poisoned his liver by now. But before she could even open her mouth, LT randomly kissed her, making her stop in her tracks. That, was weird, but not what made her go red. It was the damn females around who couldn't hold their composure at LT's antics. A deep blush set on Tsuki's face, just over her nose and cheeks. She muttered unspeakable words to herself, wondering what it was with men and the random kisses. She was up to two people now, and both she barely knew. Tsuki snatched Lothar's pack of whiskey from him, and shouldered it, intending to keep it away from him.

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Even in his drunken stupor, Lothar was able to clearly recognize the face of the hero of Kirigakure who he constantly had to heal after missions. But even better was the contents of LT's pack: several bottles of Captain Morgan spiced rum (Lothar ALWAYS had a little captain in him), Bushmills Whiskey, a few cases of beer, even a few bottles of imported Sake from the Land of Honey, some of the best in the world. Sparkles appeared in the air around Lothar, and his face was one of the utmost adoration for the man, whose piling medical bills had just been cleared by this wonderful gift. Lothar was about to thank him, but only looked up fast enough to watch LT kiss Tsuki, then dash out with that renowned speed that he was known for.

After several minutes and 1/3 of a bottle of Captain Morgan's drained, Tsuki finally snapped out of her trance, and got up to heal Lothar's face, and, despite the nose being bent, did a very good job. At her comment, Lothar blanched out. "P-Pansy? Me?!? I'll show you pansy!...hic!" He shouted as he took a scalpel from his coat pocket, and stabbed himself in the hand with it. As he and Tsuki both stared at the wound, Lothar finally said "..........huh.................well, that didnt have the intended effect. But hey, with this, I can teach you more jutsu!" Removing the knife and allowing the blood to flow freely, Lothar held his other hand over the wound and said "Keksuki Gyouko!" The blood began to flow less and less, until finally, a clot formed. "Ya see that! That keeps people from bleeding to death! Try it on me!" Lothar said as he stabbed himself in the other hand with the same scalpel, indicating that Tsuki should try now. Time was a bit of a factor at the rate Lothar's blood was flowing.

Keksuki Gyouko (Blood Coagulation)
Description: A simple healing technique. The user uses his chakra on a wound to make the blood there coagulate and stop bleeding. This is primarily used as a preliminary treatment option as it does not close wounds. The bleeding from superficial wounds can easily be stopped but deep wounds can require several minutes to stop.

(You dont HAVE to have green chakra as medical chakra. You can keep it violet if you want)

Doctor Lothar stared, constantly impressed by this girl's advancements in the ways of medical ninjutsu. "Alright tomato, now I'm gonna teach you the conterpart to the fle-" The doctor cut himself off, now wanting to say the technique aloud, since technically it was forbidden to teach students. "Umm, ahh, I mean, a totally unrealated technique which has nothing to do with any technique you have ever seen ever. Yea, thats right." The doctor said as his hand began to grow a lager colored brown from his chakra, running over his arm and using the very techniqe he had just been so careful not to say, the fleshrending technique. After he had run across the length of his arm, the doctor said "Ikimi Baindingu". The chakra in his hand stayed the same, but when he ran his hand over his arm this time, all the tiny cuts and bruises from the previous technique disappeared. "See how to do that? Its just reversing the- Ahh, ahh, I mean, Look closely, cause youve totally never seen a single technique even remotely related to this one, yea!" The doctor said as he once more used the fleshrending technique on his arm, offering it to Tsuki.

Fleshbinding Technique [Ikimi Baindingu no Jutsu ]
This jutsu causes the skin of the victim to stretch, grow, and fuse together over cuts and bruises. The chakra is also very hot, and is commonly used to cauterize a wound as well. Unfortunately, this jutsu is, at best, a temporary fix and is only suitable to take care of bruises or cuts. Large gashes are outside of this jutsu's ability, and the use of this jutsu doesn't mean you shouldn't go to the hospital

(Yea..........Sorry for the sudden neglectment of training.)

Doctor Lothar smiled at his now repaired arm, moving it around and thinking about another super awesome jutsu. "Alright then......cherry head, time for a super awesome jutsu! But wait, the subject needs to be unconscious........I'l drink myself into a coma! Wait.....no, then I cant teach the jutsu.........I got it!" Lothar yelled, taking the now empty Captain Morgan bottle and smashing it over the head of the nearest person walking buy, who coincidentally, happened to be Doctor Lothar's boss. "Alright, see this dude? Not breathin, right? Well I can change that!" Lothar then whipped through some handseals and said "Sansokyokyuu!" The man on the floor seemed to begin breathing again, and his heartbeat resumes. After about a minute, Lothar took his hand away, and said to Tsuki "Your turn. Better hurry, or he could die."
Sansokyoukyuu(Oxygen Supply)
Description: While it is possible for anyone to do CPR without chakra, this technique is an improvement. By holding their hands over a patient’s chest a shinobi is able to use chakra to very carefully massage the heart and lungs in to functioning. This technique is not effective if for some reason the air passage is blocked, it does not provide oxygen or blood, only forces air in and out of the lungs and makes the heart continue to beat. A Chuunin is able to perform this technique on two patients at once if the need should arise. This technique requires that patients be unconscious and still before it will work and as such it will not work to disrupt the breathing and heart rate of anyone who is awake.

Doctor Lothar frowned at the thought of his student running away when he would need her there to place blame on support him. But those thoughts left fast as he saw a small stream of red run down the doctor's forehead. "Oh......sh!t...........We screwed up bad this time........Alright then, one more jutsu, and we run!" Lothar said as he tore a sleeve of his coat off, tore it into small strips which he arranged into two piles, made some handseals over one and said "Gantai!" The cloth wove itself together into a large bandage, which the doctor placed on half of his bosses head. "Alright, see that? It makes bandages. Pretty self explanatory now try it, time is a factor." Lothar said in a rushed voice, actually worried for once.

Gantai no Jutsu (Bandage Skill)
Description: Bandages can mean the difference between life and death but unfortunately bandages can run out. Medical nin have learned to make temporary bandages from their surroundings. Objects such as grass, sand, water and many others can be woven together over a wound to create a temporary bandage. The bandage lasts for about five minutes without a supply of chakra from the medical nin.

"And now, my dear Tsuki, we run like the devil himself is chasing us!" Lothar said as he grabbed Tsuki by the wrist and performed the Shunshin, transporting him and Tsuki to the roof of the hospital in a swirl of beer mist, just in time to escape Lothar's boss waking up. Once they were on the roof, Lothar let out a huge sigh of relief, glad that the danger was gone. "Alright then, now we c-ulp!" The doctor said as he covered his mouth at the last second, then ran over to the side of the roof and puked over the edge. He had always hated using shunshin, but using it while drunk.....for Lothar, that was just begging for trouble. "Alright, uhh.....new plan. Time to show you how to un-poison people." Doctor Lothar then made some handseals before saying "Jokyo Dokubutsu!" and holding his hand over his chest. A soft glow appeared in his hand, similar to the glow of the fleshbinding technique, but this time, droplets of poison, alcohol in this case, seeped from his pores and came to his hand like a magnet. "See, this technique allows you to pull a little bit of poison out of a person at a time. It cant cure a person, but they'll certainl live longer. Now........do I really need to say what comes next?"

(I'm very sorry about my inability to post. After this, if you want to find another teacher, or just RP somewhere else I wont feel bad. Besides, you've learned every medical technique up to genin after this)

Jokyo Dokubutsu (Poison Removal)
Description: This technique does not cure a poisoning; it simply extracts a portion of the poison and prevents immediate death. This technique allows a medical nin enough time to prepare an antidote for the poison. This technique can also be used to slow down the effects of a poison used against the medical nin so as to give them time to escape or prepare an antidote for themselves. A patient will still die from a lethal poison even if this technique is used if the poison is not treated. This technique is less effective against highly advanced poisons.

Y a m a t a n o H a t a k e
山田野 はたけ
White Fang of the Mist
Kirigakure no Sato || Suiton || Hatake Bloodline || White Chakra Manipulation|| Snake Summoner
Speed Shinobi Capabilities || Battle Support Specialist || Summoning Specialist

“Those who dare bring harm to my friends, my village, and my way of life…”

xxxxYamatano solemnly made his way to the morgue section of the hospital, depositing the two bodies and conveying their identities to the record keepers. As he was walking out of the hospital, he couldnt help but notice a most unusual sight...



"Doctor, please, we're running low on containers for the cure we've invented, we need that beaker!" "Forget it! I almost have this brandy at the perfect aeration, and you wanna take away my glass of it! No! This brandy must be perfect before I can drink it!" "Sir, how much longer will that take?" "An hour, and hour and a half." "Doctor, we-" "NEVER!!!!!!" The doctor yelled, running down the hallway, careful not to spill a drop of his precious brandy.

Yamatano watched the entire spectacle in a deadpan look of disbelief, thinking about how they had really lowered the bar for doctors in the Kirigakure hospital.

“…Must first find out how to get past me.”

Fiercely Loyal || Determined || Protective || Aspiring Oinin