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 Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:54 pm
We're playing this song called Naploe in band and when our director wanted us to take it out, he called it "nippley." whee
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:44 pm
she was explaining what pesante means:
"Pesante... it's kind of like mammoths doing ballet..."
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:53 pm
After we played a song rather sloppy, "That sounded what I like to imagine as an elephant stepping on a watermelon..."
Or
"Jarrett, do you know how to warm the gong? Well first, you buy its dinner and movie ticket, and then you slide your arm around it and go 'hey baby...'"...
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:29 pm
DOn't slow down on this one...that was the other one!!! I told you ot rush that piece...not that part though!!! Ok contest is ove...now I can be nice to you and be your friend.
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:32 pm
Austin babe I love ya to death...but you got to get that note in tune!!!! Hey you whoever you are where is your horn it's suppose ot go home with you...are you even in my band.Kid:no!!-scared and timid like-
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:34 pm
We play this song called Dinasour...dude it's awesome..and we have this part where we sort of sing...and chant..it's goes with the song..yeah and she called the Choir teach in there to help us cuz we all -cept me and a few others in Choir- can't sing!!!
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:45 pm
In jazz band we were playing a swing...
Mr. Baier goes, "Swing harder!!"...
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:27 pm
In Jazz band -
"I want this to sound dirty! Like theres a 500 pound stripper swinging her beads on stage!!" eek
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:31 am
"The trumpets gotta get mellow with the jazz music, Get Zen....Zen, trumpets, Zen"
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:32 am
Thomas the sax: Grrr I messed up again!
band director: It's cause you're peruvian isn't it?
Thomas: Yes....yes it is
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 10:49 pm
Sometimes Brown gives us half-spares (we get out in the middle of class)
He always tells us to "Be like the ninja"
This makes the front row fall out of our chairs laughing. We swear he channels a Chinese man's spirit.(although the Ninja are japanese...)
Also, for some reason I get groped alot in classes and then Brown asks about my day and I tell him.... and then he kinda...stops asking.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 2:57 pm
BD: *Has painful look on her face* That horn is so out of tune! Fix it! *To bassoonist* Stop playing! *has worried look on her face* Oh next year...think of it! Four bassoons and four oboes!
Trumpet player: we just need to get rid of some of them or something...
BD: Yes! We'll have a bonfire!
Band: O_o.....
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 10:17 pm
BD: Can someone tell me whats lower then Piano (this was in one of the lower bands which im taking a 2nd instrument in)
Tuba player: Pianissimo?
BD: And can you tell me what the abbreviation for pianissimo is?
Baritone player: PP!
BD: PP?!?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PP IN MY CLASS FOR?!!?
it was a spur of the moment thing, and also the way he said it, but it was funny.
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 2:41 pm
all quotes from my band director:
I SMELL A BIRTHDAY
YES, IT'S BOOGER CAKE. HAVE SOME.
IT'S SAD WHEN COUSINS MARRY (to people driving by in a car honking at us)
LEARN TO READ RHTHYM OR GO ON WELFARE
WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR LUNCH?! CRACK?!
JAZZ EUPHONIUM
LOUD, WRONG, UNINTELLIGENT-MUST BE LOW BRASS
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 2:43 pm
I WANT YOU TO PLAY SO WELL, OLD LADIES WILL BE THROWING THEIR UNDERGARMENTS AT YOU FROM THE CROWD, AND NEW MOTHERS WILL BE THROWING BABIES!
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