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 Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:59 am
ninja evil twisted
We (Tabsa, Alex) get off the ship, run in to the croud of orc, and fight. "For victory. Ha ha ha." "That's not funny just fight. Dumb @ss."
ninja evil twisted
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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:26 am
Fi fired his sniper rifle taking out multiple orcs with Darman fired a grenade launcher. "Fi! Three already!" Darman shouted with a little laughter in his voice. Fi laughed with him. "I'm on thirteen!" "What!!?? No snipers going to beat me!" Darman started fighting harder and Fi laughed. Zeques punched one orc in the face and cut another orcs head off. "I love this job!" Niner kick one orc in the gut and shot another one in the heart. Atin threw a grenade into a fox hole and laughed as it exploded.
Then all of a sudden the attacking orcs leader erupted out of the ground. He was heavely armored and carried a large battle act and a machine gun. "Shoot'em up boyz! Don't let these weakl'ins win!" The orcs started fighting harder.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:57 pm
*steeps out of the orc leaders shadow and goes to sink a poisoned dagger into the leaders back wail Salava rains down fire onto the Orcs* You guys are slow I'm already at 130 *Salava laughed*
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:05 am
Jack yelled,"63, I'm on a roll!" Just then he saw an orc with a big, fat sack of money. Jack's eyes grew large as he stepped on an orc face to boost him towards the orc with the sack. But when he was just a meter away, a fox hole next to it exploded and sent the orc flying. "Niner! scream what the hell?! I was just gonna get a jackp-" Jack snapped out his knives to stop a sword from slicing him in half. His tail wrapped around a knife from his back pocket, took it out, and threw it a the orc killing it. Then he grabbed a grenade from his belt that he stole from Niner before the battle. "Thanks for the grenade!" he yelled to Niner. "here, hold this." Jack said as he pulled the pin and handed it to the nearest orc.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:21 pm
Atin laughed. "It wasn't Niner! It was me! Sorry about that!" Niner react into his granade pouch but Jack had took his grenade. "D@MN IT, JACK! You pick pocketed me!" Atin laughed even harder as he fought.
The orc leader screamed in pain and turned to hit Rath. "I've been stabbed! Gett'em boys!" The poison started to spread through his body but he still swung his axe at Rath with great strength.
Darman fire another rocket into a group of orcs killing them. "HA!!!! 22 Fi!" "I'm on 32!" Darman screamed in frustration. Then a large orc mammath crashed through the buildings and Darman fired a rocket sending the rocket down the beasted throat killing it. Darman looked at Fi with a large grin on his face. "That still only counts as one!" "No it doesn't!" "Yes it does!" A orc through a grenade between them and Darman and Fi disappered in the blast.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:02 pm
((Dood whats with all the LOTR stuff... LOL)) ninja evil twisted
Alex ran killing orks as he did so. "Ha Ha!! Hay Tabisa I got at least 99..." Tabisa then sommons a realy big ball of fire killing 20 orcs. "D@me it!! I'm on 98... I'm going win I swear..."
ninja evil twisted
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:25 am
*Rath cruse's up a storm as he 'dances' avoiding blades as he strikes back at the orcs around him. Salava Swoops down, a short sword drawn and held in one hand a spell in the other and lands near Rath* Glade you decided to join the fun Salava *Rath laughs as he dances around till he could put his back to her's* What I'm already over 135 and you haven't even gotten one yet Master *Salava said sticking out her tong over her shoulder as she throws spells and skillfully used her sword to cut down Orcs*
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:00 pm
The orc leader started to stagger with each swing as Raths poison started to take effect. "Quit... moving you little... twerp!" The orcs that weren't fighting looked at their leader. "Boss? Waza matter?" The orc leader swung at Rath but accidentily hit one of his men. "Boss! Watch where you'za swingin!" The orc leader fell to one knee. "Keep fight'in you lot!" Some of the orcs started to run away. Zeques lauged. "Where are you going you green skins!" He cut off another orcs head and threw a grenade into a group of orcs killing them.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:30 pm
ninja evil twisted
As the orcs run away Alex just starts to shoot them with a gun he found on the ground. Yelling random things at them. "Oh!!! Don't Run!!! Don't Run!!! To your son you sick F@ck!!!" Tabisa looks back at the ship and said "I can't believe we forgot about the magazine." Alex walks tword the ship looks at a hurt female on the ground. Offering her a pis of Gum. "Gum? Oh these guys, these men were evil. You're a pure soul. You have nothing to worry about." pointing to all the dead orcs then he snized. He looks at her then tilts his head to the side. He then raises his gun to the females head, and she sqills "But you did not say bless you when I sneezed." I yell at Alex "Alex!!!" he looks at me and stomps away angrily saying "You're getting off light. You're so lucky.... Lucky. meh..."
ninja evil twisted (( rofl LOL I just had to if U don't get it I'm so sorry 4 u... It's off of Dogma 1999 movie. I think this is Funny as hell... LOL rofl ))
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:08 pm
Jack took out some mini-bombs he designed a long time ago and jumped onto the big orc leader's shoulder. then he climbed around to the head and stuffed the bombs down his throat while he was barking commands."take two and call me in the morning." Jack said as he flipped off his jutting chin.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:45 pm
(That's funny Demon! rofl )
The orc leaders eyes went wide just before the bombs exploded. "Aaaahhh gits." The bombs exploded and his head vanished in a large blast of teeth and bones. Th orcs started to scatter. "Yeah! Run you freaks!" Zeques shouted.
Darman sat on a dead orc with a big smile on his face, when Fi walkerd up to him. Fi loader a full clip into his rifle. "Final count... 56." Darman nodded in acceptance. " Fifty six! That not bad for a sniper... I myself am sitting on number 57." Fi's smile faded and shot the dead orc Darman was sitting on. "Fifty seven." "He was already dead!" "He was twitching." "He was twitching because my knife is imbedded into his nervous system!" Darman grabbed his knife and the orc twitched. Atin and Niner laughed.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:39 pm
*salava flies over and lands next to Fi and Darman* 156 *smiles then blinks as her wings and hair change back to black and her eyes go green seconds before closing. Rath Runs over and tries to ketches her as she fell towards the ground*
((sorry been pulling 12 hour shifts at work so this was the fist chance i got to really get on @_@))
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:04 pm
(That's ok Salava. whee I'm in the same boat. burning_eyes )
Darman and Fi looked at Salava with a little shock on their faces. "How did you get that many?" They both said. Niner looked at Jack, alex and Tabisa. "How do you guys get so many kills?" Zeques ran over to Salava and Rath. "Is Salava ok?"
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:34 pm
Yeah I think she will be fine she just used up to much mana... *Rath said as he brushed a stand of hair out of her face* and as to how she gets so many the answer is magic of course.... The Salava you meat earlier can but dose not like to cast destructive or harmful spells... mostly she sticks with defensive and healing but when the situation calls for it the Salava that fought here takes over and is just the opposite thou she is still vary protective of those they care about...*Rath told Fi and Darman*
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:50 pm
Zeques smiled. "Multiple personalities eh... I know I wouldn;t want to mess with her violent side."
Fi and Darman looked at eachother then back at Rath. "Magic eh... That's some pretty powerful stuff. I'll stick with good old weapons." Darman said as he patted his power-sword. Fi tilted his head. "How does one learn how to use magic???"
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