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 Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:24 am
Narcissus of Death (Nice one Draco. 3nodding )
(Alright, this one I got when I corrupted a wish in the final fantasy form. The wish was that Sephiroth and Kuja had a baby.)
*Sephiroth is being rushed to the emergency room for a c-section, and he is feeling his first contractions. Sephiroth moaned in agony.*
Kuja: Sephiroth? Are you okay? *Holds Sephiroths hand*
Sephiroth: *Crushes Kujas hand* YOU b*****d!!! YOU DID THIS TO ME!!! DON'T TOUCH ME!!!
(I think I should make a fanfiction out of this. biggrin ) You definitely, definitely should. Also, your last one actually made me fall out of my chair. xd
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:13 pm
 ✿NarcissusOfDeath ❧❧ (It made you fall off your chair? I did my job right then. And I think I shall write that fanfiction... perhaps after I find a beta for my other two Final Fantasy Fanfictions. I think the beta who was doing water quit on me...)
Zidane: Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.
Tidus: Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
Zidane, Tidus, and Vaan: Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
(Dragostea din tei song aka The Nu Ma song everyone. Sing along with me! biggrin ) ~Narcissus of Death ✿  ✿NarcissusOfDeath ❧
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:15 am
Hehehehehe! Got a good one for FFVII!
Cid: I love you, Shera!
Shera: eek
Cid: And don't worry about gettin' my tea. I'll get it myself.
Shera: *faints*
Definitely a situation you would never see with that man! blaugh
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:36 pm
✿NarcissusOfDeath ❧ ❧ Kuja: (to any hero): Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? ~Narcissus of Death ✿ ✿NarcissusOfDeath ❧
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:36 pm
hehehe! this is just something i came up with on the spot!
Jenova: Sephiroth, it's time to wake up. You're supposed to help me take over the Planet today.
Sephiroth: I don't wanna get up, Mother. Besides, I could take over the Planet on my own, if I wanted to.
Jenova: If you don't get up this instant, young man, I'll take away your Masamune for a month!
Sephiroth: Fine, fine. I'm getting up... *mutters to himself* Why you gotta bring the sword into this, Mother?
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:58 pm
lolz alot of things they would not say...
Yuna: Dam i should of married semore when i had the chance....Tidus is such a loser..
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:23 pm
Squall: We're going skateboarding with Seifer and Zell. Sweet!!! 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:43 am
✿NarcissusOfDeath ❧ ❧ Seymour: *His speech before the Blitz ball tournament begins): Everyone, before I go any further about how delighted I am to see you all today in this wondrous moment for this delightful event, I regret to inform you all that I have a terrible wind in my rectum, and I must release it, for I can no longer bare holding it back. *Seymour lets it rip*
*The stadium falls silent until he stops farting.*
Wakka: Whoa...
Tidus: I like him already. ~Narcissus of Death ✿ ✿NarcissusOfDeath ❧
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:14 pm
Oh, geez, this one is bound to make somebody laugh!
Tifa: What is it, Cloud?
Cloud: ...I love you, Tifa.
Tifa: Huh? What happened to Aerith? ...Besides the fact that she's dead?
Cloud: Forget Aerith! You're the one I've loved all along!
Tifa: You're kidding...!
Cloud: No, I'm not! I want you to marry me!
Tifa: ...Okay, but on one condition.
Cloud: Anything...!
Tifa: I have to see you in that dress again at least once before the wedding! ^_^
Cloud: *anime faceplant*
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:30 pm
✿NarcissusOfDeath ❧ ❧ Kefka: You! *Points at Edgar* Cake or Death?
Edgar: Ah... Death please.
Kefka: WELL WE'RE OUT OF DEATH!!!
(I know it's 'Cake please,' but I thought it would suit the scene. :3) ~Narcissus of Death ✿ ✿NarcissusOfDeath ❧
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:34 am
This is one that just came to mind.
Artemecion: I'll sell you this pack for 660 gil.
Zidane: Okay. *gives Artemecion the money*
Obtained 12 Starving Crazed Weasels
Zidane: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! GET 'EM OFF ME!!!!
Artemecion: You get what you pay for! *runs off*
(I totally stole the weasels part from Weird Al's "Albuquerque")
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:32 pm
✿NarcissusOfDeath ❧ ❧ (Come alonge and join in the song. biggrin )
All Final Fantasy heroes and and villains: On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Twelve Final Fantasies
Eleven Dancing Cids
Ten Marching Biggs and Wedige (SP?)
Nine Drinking Potions
Eight Singing Moogles
Seven Shiny Crystals
Six Silver Haired Bish
Five Colored Chocobos!!!
Four Saving Elixirs
Three Experimented Villains
Two Equipping Ribbons
And a planet that always must be distrooooooyed! ~Narcissus of Death ✿ ✿NarcissusOfDeath ❧
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:07 pm
Ok, this one might be weird....
FF7:CC
Zack: Screw you Aerith! Hey, Sephy, you want to play?
Sephiroth: No thanks, I'm not gay.....
Zack: You don't have to lie to me....I've seen those yaoi pictures big boy....
Sephy: ................fine
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:03 pm
(After this.....i really think I should seek help)
FFIX:
Zidane: DON'T COME IN! ZORN AND I ARE HAVING A BROMANCE!!-fanfare-
Steiner: *banging on door* BUT IT'S MYYYYYYY TURN!
Thorn: DUDE! get in line!
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:43 pm
Haphazard Asterisk (After this.....i really think I should seek help)
FFIX:
Zidane: DON'T COME IN! ZORN AND I ARE HAVING A BROMANCE!!-fanfare-
Steiner: *banging on door* BUT IT'S MYYYYYYY TURN!
Thorn: DUDE! get in line! Zorn (from behind the door): In line get!
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