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 Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:14 am
Granted. You lose all internet connectivity no matter what device you use so that you stay off the internet and use the time for whatever you needed more time for.
I wish I could find a place to stay -.-
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:36 am
No! Not the Internet!
Granted. Your new home is in a cardboard box, which has been granted immunity so the police can chase you off for loitering as you sleep in the streets.
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:42 pm
Hmm... maybe I should consider a jail cell X3.
o.o there was no wish.... Or was your wish not to have a wish?? @_@
Then I will grant that wish but now you have to grant mine in return! >3
I wish I had a giant teddy bear!
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:13 pm
Granted, but the teddy's alive and rabid.
Fuzzy-wuzzy wasn't so fuzzy, was he?
I wish I had a spork.
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:18 pm
Granted.
You're killed for wanting a spork.
Freak.
I wish I had sober parents.
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:22 pm
Granted.
HYPER CHRISTIANS!
I wish I had a ladle now.
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:24 pm
Granted.
You're working at the soup kitchen.
CHOP CHOP!
I wish you'd stop asking for utensils.
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:27 pm
Granted.
Wait for iiiiiit....
I wish I had an empty mayo jar.
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:36 pm
Granted.
You die from a sudden and mass heart attack because you ate all the mayo to get the jar.
I wish I was done with the last chapter and all the mandatory tests of my job, still hold my job all season, and YET do absolutely nothing all season as well.
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:41 pm
Granted.
PAY CUTS!!
I wish I had a job...
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:57 am
Granted. You gain a job but then your boss dies and the new boss fires you the next day.
I wish college textbooks didn't cost so much!
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:10 am
Granted. But now they're out of date and require you to buy the ULTRA-EXPENSIVE ONES!!
I wish for a hammer!
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:13 pm
Granted. But you somehow end up breaking every single bone in your body with it and is no longer able to use a hammer.
I wish I could play the violin or sing.
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:11 pm
Granted.
You can play and sing, but you can't do it well.
I wish my dream last night came true.
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:13 pm
Granted. But then you go mute and your fingers get broken!
I wish for a pencil.
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