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 Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:00 am
Hee. Will I fit in your pocket? More quotes!!
'Coming up after the break.. Kittens. Aren't they just fluffy wuffy adorable?' - The news guy, VGCats.
'Have sex, damn it!!' - Aeris, to a Chocobo. VGCats.
'So you're getting freak Chocobos through *inbreeding*?' - Leo, VGCats.
'Urge to destroy world rising...' - Black Mage, 8-Bit Theatre (Yay!! ^_^)
'Shady Oaks Retirement Home - More old men than you can beat senseless!' - 8-bit Theatre.
'We'll see about that!' - Black Mage
'Eat electric death, old man!' - Black Mage
Tycho - 'Do you ever get roped into doing tech support for your whole family?'
Gabe - 'No, man. I've faked a learning disability since I was nine. They don't ask me for s**t. If I have pants on, that's a good day for them.'
- Penny Arcade.
'A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.' - Groucho Marx.
'My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.' - Spike Milligan.
'Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my speciality. "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."' - Homer Simpson
'When the lasagna content in my blood gets low, I get mean.' - Garfield
Jon : What are you doing Garfield?
Garfield : Guess.
Jon : Are you dancing?
Garfield : Nope.
Jon : Are you upset?
Garfield : Nope.
Jon : Are you hungry?
Garfield : Not for another two minutes.
Jon : Are you trying to warn me about something?
Garfield : Guess again.
Jon : Argh. You're driving me crazy.
Garfield : Aaw, he guessed.
Kaiba: Call me darling again and I will castrate you.
Jou: Ok, honey.
Kaiba: Getting annoyed now... *twitch*
Jou: Aww, poor muffin.
Kaiba: *Pale* *Muffin?!?*
Jou: You don't like being called muffin, sweetie?
Kaiba: *choke* ...
Jou: How about fluffy-bunny-kins, then?
Kaiba: Alright, we can go to Burger World, just stop it!!!
Jou: *Smirk* I win!
- From Question Time (fanfiction. ^_^)
'It will be an Eternal Darkness...' - Cain Tepes, from NightWalker. (Had to put that one in.)
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:29 am
I found some anime ones! Yay! Heheh, sick of me yet? ^_^;;
(DBZ) Goku: Whoa, he’s as soft as a marshmallow!
(DK)Thatz: I’m a baby cat, meow, meow!
(GW)Duo: I’ll become the god of death once again! But right now… I need some sleep.
(GW)Wufei: I do not approve of Relena Peacecraft.
(DBZ)Piccolo: I have better things to do with my time than take swings at a cricket!
(WK)Schuldich: I’m a friend of Aya’s. Oh, yes, we’re veeeeery close.
(WK)Farfarello: Why don’t you report on the weather in hell?
(WK)Aya: What a pain in the a**.
(GW)Duo: You’d have to be insane to pilot that thing!
Heero: I never said you had to pilot it.
(WK)Yohji: I thought it was the handsome prince who was supposed to rescue the princess, not the wicked witch. [To Schuldich]
(NW)Shido: Usually I prefer to be the one doing the plunging.
(RK)Sanosuke: That really pisses me off.
(NW)Guni: What’s going through that nasty mind of yours, you little slut? [To Riho. Yay, go Guni!]
(YYH)Yuusuke: I’m gonna kick your a**!
(DBZ)Vegeta: Being a good fiend is like being a photographer. You have to wait for the right moment.
(GW)Duo: But mommy always told me real men never scream out loud…
And now... a few from some fanfiction, because they're funny. ^_^
'They're not bunny ears, they're HORNS of EVIL!!' - Yami no Bakura, in Ochodre's fic, 'Make Like a Banana and Leave.'
'Doctor: Lovely... Ok, now let's move on to you, Yugi. What do you see in this inkblot?
Yugi: *blinkblink* A bunny? Is it a bunny? *bounce*
Doctor: It's whatever you want it to be.
Yugi: I want it to be a bunny!
Doctor: And is it a bunny?
Yugi: No, it still looks like a huge monster with a thousand teeth and black eyes of death. Aww, I wanted it to be a bunny.
Yami: *patpat*'
- Question Time (again. ^_^)
'Why do spiders have eight legs when four would do?' - Me. ^_^;;
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:31 am
"Not the most common decorative item, but you know, when they reach a certain age, start wandering around shopping malls mixing those medications...little floating fat people..." -Colette from Return To Sender
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:38 pm
"When Live gives you lemons, clone them and make super lemons."
My best Friend Talia
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:10 pm
" so how did the movie end"
"i dont remember"
"thats my boy oh and son be quite going up stairs your mother is... very tired" xd -Red formen (That 70s Show)
"im a joker im a smoker im a midnight toker" - Steven Miller Band
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:14 pm
"Lies, distrust, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage." - Face/Off
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:26 am
"Okay, I'm back. What'd I miss? OH s**t!" - God
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:27 am
"Don't make me come down there." - God
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:29 am
"Quit using my name in vain, goddammit." - God
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:30 am
"Shut up. I'm tired of your stupid hymns." - God
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:32 am
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain." - God
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:38 am
pakachu oral sucks!!!! ... ... ...okay... i admit, that was baaad! sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 6:28 am
'Heard those stupid people talk about you again,
I just have to laugh to keep from hurting them,
Their simple minds just cannot seem to understand,
You are neurotic and depressed, it doesn't mean that you're sad.
You walk around oblivious to everything,
You wear that party dress and that mascara like a queen for the day,' - From 'Normal Like You', by Everclear. Everclear rock!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:23 am
'Tell me all about your love, tell me all about your pain, baited breath and rubber gloves.' - Everclear again! 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 7:11 pm
"Kathrine Brewster, have you sustained injury?"
"Drop dead you a*****e!"
"I am unable to comply." - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
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