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Harbinger is coming, and he won't be alone. 

Tags: mass effect, aliens, future, Space, sci-fi 

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Hayte Warrior Of Lloth

PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:11 pm


Jiboo
If we're going to do this, I might as well bring out the big guns:
WARNING THIS POST NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THE UNMANLY
Screw an Asari mud wrestling match. This s**t is [ASARI CHICKS GONE WILD]!!!
ASARI COMMANDOES, SCHOLARS, SCIENTISTS, DANCERS, MATRIARCHS, MILFS AND GMILFS SHOW YOU THEIR ASSETS AS THEY GO CRAZY AT THE MILKY WAY'S HOTTEST PARTIES AND DANCE CLUBS!!!*
EVERY PURCHASE INCLUDES A TWO-HOUR VIDEO CLIP OF THE HOTTEST ASARI CHICKS GOING ABSOLUTELY BONKERS FOR THE RIDICULOUSLY LOW PRICE OF 399 payments of 200 CREDITS!
ALSO, BE SURE NOT TO MISS THE INCREDIBLY CONTROVERSIAL AND DECADENT [KROGAN FEMALES IN MATING SEASON]!!! WATCH AS EACH MATRIARCH AND FEMALE LAYS UP TO TEN HUNDRED EGGS AND DOZENS OF MALES FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO FERTILIZE THEM!!!* DON'T MISS THIS ONE-TIME EDITION OF [CHICKS GONE WILD], AS IT WILL BE THE ONLY TIME WE EVER PUBLISH HOT FOOTAGE OF THE EXOTIC KROGAN RACE!!! NOW FOR THE EVEN MORE AMAZING PRICE OF 349 payments of 200 CREDITS!
No actual asari or krogan were present during the filming of these videos. Actors were either painted blue and combed with wall plaster or digitally created and inserted into stock footage. CHICKS GONE WILD is not responsible for client purchases or stupidity and will not reimburse any product orders.
LMFAO, Jiboo is the man biggrin
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:37 pm


Who wants to chill and fish, or go to gaia towns, or rce some cars?

Hayte Warrior Of Lloth


The Hegemon
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:25 pm


I would rather fish in reality. That way I can eat them. Or go to town in reality so I can eat a sandwhich. Or race in reality so I can eat some dirt.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:55 pm


Lol, well im pretty bored and the guy I rp with isnt online so :S I need something to do biggrin

Hayte Warrior Of Lloth


William the Conqueror
Captain

PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:58 pm



WARNING!

Potential plot twist inbound!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:34 pm


Oh woot! Hopefully i get pulled into the plot eventually biggrin lol

Hayte Warrior Of Lloth


xHAMR
Vice Captain

Eloquent Informer

6,300 Points
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  • Autobiographer 200
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:36 pm


I'm closing down the guild, guys... PSYCH!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:10 am


why? It will only get better. please dont close it down sad crying crying

Hayte Warrior Of Lloth


Jiboo

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:16 am


Highlight the post. (click and drag over the text)
PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:19 am


Mike you d**k lol. You had me going lol. whoa i was actually worried.

Hayte Warrior Of Lloth


Admonish Misconstruction

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:24 am


Todays a** hole moment of the day is brought to you by Mike. Making your rofl copter not go soi soi soi soi soi.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:30 am


lmao.

Hayte Warrior Of Lloth


The Hegemon
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:14 am


Mark! You b*****d! Post!

The Aperture Science Enrichment center would like to remind you that we are no longer enhancing the truth. Contact with the floor will kill you.

And Mark, if you don't post, I will find you and make you pay.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:17 am


Dun Dun Dun.

Hayte Warrior Of Lloth


William the Conqueror
Captain

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:12 am



WARNING! WARNING!
Plot twist confirmed, all characters are about to be royally screwed if involved with the hunt for subject: Dr. Thomas Hayes.
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