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 Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:21 pm
you are zapped into an episode of the simple life and are banished there for all eternity.
I wish I had a lightsaber
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:59 pm
You get a lightsaber, but it is really poorly made and/or was sabatoged by nerds so when you turn it on, the crystal explodes, sending chunks of power core into your heart and you die a slow awful dead, blood trickling patiently through your open chest wounds.
I wish it was the day after the last day of school.
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:32 pm
Derrot You get a lightsaber, but it is really poorly made and/or was sabatoged by nerds so when you turn it on, the crystal explodes, sending chunks of power core into your heart and you die a slow awful dead, blood trickling patiently through your open chest wounds. I wish it was the day after the last day of school. It is, but it turns out the biblical Apocalypse happens that day, and you die a horrible, pain-filled death. I wish I could be a lumberjack! (edited 5-25-05 to get the ball rolling again.)
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:28 pm
you become one but another lumberjack cuts you in half by accident.
I wish I had incredible luck
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:51 am
Ypur luck saves you from a train crash but as you leave the train tips over and crushes you as your luck runs out.
I wish I had 1 GB of RAM on my other computer.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:18 pm
You do but then it explodes and you not knowing that you are dead wander this world for all of eternity to be alone for ever.
(next)
I wish that I could get more music to listen to...
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:59 pm
All that you get are crappy songs by Jessica Simpson and William Shatner.
I wish I had a girlfreind.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:26 pm
granted, but she never leaves your side, let you do anything fun and on top of that have expensive taste.
I wish Hyatt never dies.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:57 pm
She never dies, but it creates a tear in the space time continum and the universe eats itself.
i wish i had a guitar.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:23 pm
VampireCelas She never dies, but it creates a tear in the space time continum and the universe eats itself. i wish i had a guitar. You get one and It is cursed and tortures you for the rest of your short life because you wind up killing your self whee I wish that I could see my sisters again and my mom not be mean.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:03 pm
(okay lets dust off this puppy and kick start life into it shall we?)
You get to see your sisters and your mom isnt mean but you soon find out that they are infact aliens and they eat you alive.
I wish I had a gaiant robot.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:11 am
Granted, but it's an issue of Giant Robot, the (AWESOME) Asian culture and art magazine (WHICH I'M SUBSCRIBED TO!) and not an actual automaton.
I wish my name were Susan.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:48 am
Granted, but then a serial killer who only kills people named Susan, Suzy, or Suzie comes and kills you slowly and painfully.
I wish I could dance.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:55 pm
granted, but take lessons anyway
i wish i had the GA-006 (looks it up)
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:28 pm
You get a peice of paper that says "GA-006" written on it.
I wish the Akatsuki cloak was on gaia
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