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 Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:35 pm
Exxos (Thank you for the boredom relief heart ) Granted! But it turns out pretty much the same way as in willy wonka ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Pondicherry ), but with more dead people. I wish I had managed to get my AA before i had my breakdown. Thank you for the life-long trauma! lol I at least gave you company! xd Granted! But then they told you that totalling your car by accidentally hitting a deer wasn't covered in your policy. I wish I could make a good difference in this world.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:03 pm
(What does having an associate's in arts have to do with car insurance?)
Granted! You already have made a huge difference in my... THE... world.
I wish I was as good a person as the people I care about deserve.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:15 pm
( redface I got all confuzzled... Just ignore that previous statement then. emo )
Granted! I think you already are. (There's no way I am gonna make that bad cuz that's just mean and would be totally untrue!)
I wish I hadn't just made an a** out of myself two posts up.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:28 pm
Granted! You realize that you could have left me confused, but did not, so the assification is two SENTENCES up instead. xd
I wish I had the assets and resources to make the people closest to me happy and fulfill their dreams.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:16 pm
Granted. But now they won't stop mooching off of you and we never get to spend any alone time together anymore.
I wish I could come up with more creative wishes.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:35 pm
(Alone time... *Packs his friends and relations into a motor home for the weekend, locking and chaining them in* You were saying? whee )
Granted! But they all involve you, me, and 500 gallons of jell-o (the creativity comes in flavor selection).
I wish I had a good heart.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:41 pm
Granted. But since it's bionic, you are being "encouraged" to lend some of your time to the government. (You did mean physically right?)
I wish clowns were not so freaking scary.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:45 pm
(I think so, it is dodgy... Though it is kind of broken and tattered too, so anything would have worked.)
*Tries to grant it.* I can't! They are always going to be too scary! gonk Hold me while we cower in our mutual coulrophobia.
I wish that clowns were painfully executed the world over! (If you can't get rid of the fear, get rid of the clowns)
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:48 pm
rofl *cuddles bravely*
Granted! But now their ghosts are coming back - and they're mad!
I wish the ghostbuster uniforms were more attractive.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:18 am
Granted! But now they are so fabulous only Eddie Izzard, Ewan Macgregor, and Austin Scarlett can wear them and pull it off. The upside, ghostbusters 3 won't even need writing, just put those three in front of the camera for 3 hours, and you're golden.
I wish I never had the cancer that led to the radiation treatments that made me sterile so one day I could have a kid.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:12 am
granted...but all though you are able to have children your too afraid to anyways because you doubt your ability to provide a nurturing environment for them.
I wish i had a good wish to wish for!
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:27 am
Granted! But where are we going to get 10,000 gallons of gravy at this hour?
I wish there were more hours in the day.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:29 am
Granted.. 8 more hours have been added to the day.
I wish I was in North Carolina
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:34 am
Granted! But you get there via a Lamb-cannon designed by me and built on location by Joe. After the shock of the launching, you land in North Carolina 37 minutes later... then skid on your face across the entire state before flipping end over end into the Atlantic Ocean.
I wish my RPG group would let me have an open recruiting for more players.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:42 pm
Granted! But then you get those nerdlingers who pretend to know what's going on but really don't and they totally mess up your game.
I wish close-minded homophobes would be taken to hell and given a rough, eternal spanking by El Diablo (and not the fun, kinky kind either).
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