Zapper13
Techno where are your pants?
Well... You see... As I was sitting here sick all day, I had a conversation with my pants.
Techno: "So, pants how are you doing? Are you comfy?"
Pants: "On your skinny a**? I'd rather be gracing Martha Stuart's jailed bum!"
Techno: "Why Pants! That wasn't very nice!"
Pants: "Thank you Mr. States-The-Obvious!"
Techno: "If you can't behave, I guess I can just take you off!"
Pants: "Take me off? You can't take me off! You aren't wearing any underwear! I should know I have to deal with that thing dangling all up in my grill day in and day out!"
Techno: "That's enough!"
So, I took my pants off and an currently sending them through several cold cycles in the wash... That should teach those naughty pants!