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 Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:58 pm
Cluey-kun Guys this is how a medical student thinks before he writes his board exam (I swear this was me today xD) Me: *reading a question* "A 7 year old boy on his sofa sipping hot cocoa and petting his cat" Me: OMG OMG! Cat scratch fever! Bartonella Henselae?? Cat litter? Toxoplasmosis gondii? *continues reading* "And the fresh scent of his mother's cinnamon rolls comes in through the kitchen. Also, Mozart's string quartet plays in the background." Me: ...guess the cat's out of the picture ._. ... ....... "What sensation bypasses the thalamus to reach the cortex?" Me: ..... -.- So much for the cat! i don't get it...
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:58 pm
Ember Of Your Dreams Damion it's alright he dosent have to care.. I was talking to Van...not Ember........ I'm allowed to care about my big brother... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:01 pm
A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun Guys this is how a medical student thinks before he writes his board exam (I swear this was me today xD) Me: *reading a question* "A 7 year old boy on his sofa sipping hot cocoa and petting his cat" Me: OMG OMG! Cat scratch fever! Bartonella Henselae?? Cat litter? Toxoplasmosis gondii? *continues reading* "And the fresh scent of his mother's cinnamon rolls comes in through the kitchen. Also, Mozart's string quartet plays in the background." Me: ...guess the cat's out of the picture ._. ... ....... "What sensation bypasses the thalamus to reach the cortex?" Me: ..... -.- So much for the cat! i don't get it... Des... Medical students associate words with certain diseases/signs/symptoms/infections, etc...we're insane that way xd
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:02 pm
Cluey-kun A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun Guys this is how a medical student thinks before he writes his board exam (I swear this was me today xD) Me: *reading a question* "A 7 year old boy on his sofa sipping hot cocoa and petting his cat" Me: OMG OMG! Cat scratch fever! Bartonella Henselae?? Cat litter? Toxoplasmosis gondii? *continues reading* "And the fresh scent of his mother's cinnamon rolls comes in through the kitchen. Also, Mozart's string quartet plays in the background." Me: ...guess the cat's out of the picture ._. ... ....... "What sensation bypasses the thalamus to reach the cortex?" Me: ..... -.- So much for the cat! i don't get it... Des... Medical students associate words with certain diseases/signs/symptoms/infections, etc...we're insane that way xd Does religion mean anything to scientists?
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:05 pm
Ember Of Your Dreams Damion it's alright he dosent have to care..
Aw, it's ok Ember.
Some people will gladly forget Van to talk about your problems.
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:07 pm
A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun Guys this is how a medical student thinks before he writes his board exam (I swear this was me today xD) Me: *reading a question* "A 7 year old boy on his sofa sipping hot cocoa and petting his cat" Me: OMG OMG! Cat scratch fever! Bartonella Henselae?? Cat litter? Toxoplasmosis gondii? *continues reading* "And the fresh scent of his mother's cinnamon rolls comes in through the kitchen. Also, Mozart's string quartet plays in the background." Me: ...guess the cat's out of the picture ._. ... ....... "What sensation bypasses the thalamus to reach the cortex?" Me: ..... -.- So much for the cat! i don't get it... Des... Medical students associate words with certain diseases/signs/symptoms/infections, etc...we're insane that way xd Does religion mean anything to scientists? Yeah. It means we have to take ethics into consideration. E.g. Jehovah's Witness...we can't transfuse them with blood if they refuse to accept it, even if it's a medical emergency. Unless the Jehovah's Witness is a minor...which then we proceed regardless of their wishes or their parents' wishes.
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:10 pm
Cluey-kun A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun Guys this is how a medical student thinks before he writes his board exam (I swear this was me today xD) Me: *reading a question* "A 7 year old boy on his sofa sipping hot cocoa and petting his cat" Me: OMG OMG! Cat scratch fever! Bartonella Henselae?? Cat litter? Toxoplasmosis gondii? *continues reading* "And the fresh scent of his mother's cinnamon rolls comes in through the kitchen. Also, Mozart's string quartet plays in the background." Me: ...guess the cat's out of the picture ._. ... ....... "What sensation bypasses the thalamus to reach the cortex?" Me: ..... -.- So much for the cat! i don't get it... Des... Medical students associate words with certain diseases/signs/symptoms/infections, etc...we're insane that way xd Does religion mean anything to scientists? Yeah. It means we have to take ethics into consideration. E.g. Jehovah's Witness...we can't transfuse them with blood if they refuse to accept it, even if it's a medical emergency. Unless the Jehovah's Witness is a minor...which then we proceed regardless of their wishes or their parents' wishes. a*****e...
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:14 pm
A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun Guys this is how a medical student thinks before he writes his board exam (I swear this was me today xD) Me: *reading a question* "A 7 year old boy on his sofa sipping hot cocoa and petting his cat" Me: OMG OMG! Cat scratch fever! Bartonella Henselae?? Cat litter? Toxoplasmosis gondii? *continues reading* "And the fresh scent of his mother's cinnamon rolls comes in through the kitchen. Also, Mozart's string quartet plays in the background." Me: ...guess the cat's out of the picture ._. ... ....... "What sensation bypasses the thalamus to reach the cortex?" Me: ..... -.- So much for the cat! i don't get it... Des... Medical students associate words with certain diseases/signs/symptoms/infections, etc...we're insane that way xd Does religion mean anything to scientists? Yeah. It means we have to take ethics into consideration. E.g. Jehovah's Witness...we can't transfuse them with blood if they refuse to accept it, even if it's a medical emergency. Unless the Jehovah's Witness is a minor...which then we proceed regardless of their wishes or their parents' wishes. a*****e... Why a*****e? :S I didn't come up with that system, Des. Blame the hospital ethics committee -.- That is how they run. They have set guidelines as to what's acceptable and what's not. Do doctors have a choice? No.
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:18 pm
Cluey-kun A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun Des... Medical students associate words with certain diseases/signs/symptoms/infections, etc...we're insane that way xd Does religion mean anything to scientists? Yeah. It means we have to take ethics into consideration. E.g. Jehovah's Witness...we can't transfuse them with blood if they refuse to accept it, even if it's a medical emergency. Unless the Jehovah's Witness is a minor...which then we proceed regardless of their wishes or their parents' wishes. a*****e... Why a*****e? :S I didn't come up with that system, Des. Blame the hospital ethics committee -.- That is how they run. They have set guidelines as to what's acceptable and what's not. Do doctors have a choice? No.
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:20 pm
A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun A Lock Without A Key Cluey-kun Des... Medical students associate words with certain diseases/signs/symptoms/infections, etc...we're insane that way xd Does religion mean anything to scientists? Yeah. It means we have to take ethics into consideration. E.g. Jehovah's Witness...we can't transfuse them with blood if they refuse to accept it, even if it's a medical emergency. Unless the Jehovah's Witness is a minor...which then we proceed regardless of their wishes or their parents' wishes. a*****e... Why a*****e? :S I didn't come up with that system, Des. Blame the hospital ethics committee -.- That is how they run. They have set guidelines as to what's acceptable and what's not. Do doctors have a choice? No. You asked me a question. I answered it. What's the problem?
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:44 pm
...guys...please don't argue...
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:04 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:14 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:08 am
Hey guys... Finally back in Illinios but leaving in a few hours again..
How is everyone?..
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:29 am
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