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 Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:34 pm
If only the centaur bottom was darker for Chuchip =/
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:37 pm
*********. It's almost 1 AM, and I just realized that I still have to write up the opening statement for the trial on Friday.
I tell you, defending and trying to humanize Hernando Cortez is the most difficult thing in the universe.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:38 pm
Wantcookie I tell you, defending and trying to humanize Hernando Cortez is the most difficult thing in the universe. "hey man. if he didn't do it someone else would have. he was just saving them the trouble"
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:40 pm
Wantcookie I tell you, defending and trying to humanize Hernando Cortez is the most difficult thing in the universe. Use the Chewbacca defense.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:40 pm
you guys should just say "hey ak we don't care about you"
it would save me a lot of trouble
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:45 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:46 pm
Teh AK you guys should just say "hey ak we don't care about you" it would save me a lot of trouble
xD No. I actually didn't even see you post, sorry.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:49 pm
Teh AK you guys should just say "hey ak we don't care about you" it would save me a lot of trouble AK, shut up. We don't care about you.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:51 pm
Lifeless-Fox Teh AK you guys should just say "hey ak we don't care about you" it would save me a lot of trouble AK, shut up. We don't care about you. LF, shut up. You're out of the band.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:53 pm
Waynebrizzle Wantcookie I tell you, defending and trying to humanize Hernando Cortez is the most difficult thing in the universe. "hey man. if he didn't do it someone else would have. he was just saving them the trouble" See, the prosecution is charging King Charles V under ICC law, not Cortez himself. And we almost went with the "Old Kingy had no idea what was going on across the ocean" defense (Because he didn't, really. Cortez's letters home basically said that everything was rainbows and lollipops and unicorns in South America), but there were a couple of major flaws in that defense. (For instance, the king rewards the guy for what he's done.) So we decide to go for "morals and ethics were different back then, everybody was doing this" instead. And the other defense lawyer with me, despite having ample experience with mock trials, (which is something I do not possess) is saying that we should talk about Aztec Slavery to prove our point that everybody was in on this back in the day. (One of the charges is on enslavement of the Aztec people.) Problem being, out of every culture in history that did slavery, the Aztecs treated theirs the best. I mean, you could basically sue your owner for beating you, and be set free. Hell, if you tried to aid the master in the recapture of an escaping slave, you'd be recruited as a slave as well, so they basically encouraged running away. It may be my first time as a lawyer, but if there's anything I know it's that you don't hand the prosecution a thousand weapons on a silver platter and ask them to only hit you lightly and above the waist. Wall o' text. Oh, and I have to read all the witness statements and all thirty billion pieces of evidence. AUGH.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:55 pm
Teh AK Lifeless-Fox Teh AK you guys should just say "hey ak we don't care about you" it would save me a lot of trouble AK, shut up. We don't care about you. LF, shut up. You're out of the band. D:
But
But
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:56 pm
Who wants to be the drummer in my imaginary band
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:56 pm
Wantcookie Waynebrizzle Wantcookie I tell you, defending and trying to humanize Hernando Cortez is the most difficult thing in the universe. "hey man. if he didn't do it someone else would have. he was just saving them the trouble" See, the prosecution is charging King Charles V under ICC law, not Cortez himself. And we almost went with the "Old Kingy had no idea what was going on across the ocean" defense (Because he didn't, really. Cortez's letters home basically said that everything was rainbows and lollipops and unicorns in South America), but there were a couple of major flaws in that defense. (For instance, the king rewards the guy for what he's done.) So we decide to go for "morals and ethics were different back then, everybody was doing this" instead. And the other defense lawyer with me, despite having ample experience with mock trials, (which is something I do not possess) is saying that we should talk about Aztec Slavery to prove our point that everybody was in on this back in the day. (One of the charges is on enslavement of the Aztec people.) Problem being, out of every culture in history that did slavery, the Aztecs treated theirs the best. I mean, you could basically sue your owner for beating you, and be set free. Hell, if you tried to aid the master in the recapture of an escaping slave, you'd be recruited as a slave as well, so they basically encouraged running away. It may be my first time as a lawyer, but if there's anything I know it's that you don't hand the prosecution a thousand weapons on a silver platter and ask them to only hit you lightly and above the waist. Wall o' text. Oh, and I have to read all the witness statements and all thirty billion pieces of evidence. AUGH. Sounds like something you should take up with your partner.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:57 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:01 pm
Teh AK Who wants to be the drummer in my imaginary band I do.
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