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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:31 pm
::Looks at the display of strength::
Maybe a bodyguard is what I need hmm...
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:34 pm
xJason Toddx I was trained by one of the world's best martial artists in a numerous list of hand to hand combat techniques. I'm an expert with a knife and one hell of a shot. Also, I'm Batman. That right there should make them get the hell out of your establishment if I even threaten to bounce em. Yes, yes, that's not a bad resume, but do you have any experience against those with above-human abilities? This place seems to have a lot of powered-people and I have a tendency to attract a rather.. unsavory element.Conan of Cimmerea She got the body for it. If you're into blue chicks, at least mrgreen So. Bouncer. Name's Joe Fixit. And I can do . . . . this. *Goes outside and lifts a car with one hand.* Not the best display of my strength, but hey. Property damage is expensive. *Sets it down.* Say, that's not bad at all! Joe Fixit, eh? Interesting, interesting... *scratches his chin thoughtfully*
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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:42 pm
Wormwood Gentleman Corpse xJason Toddx I was trained by one of the world's best martial artists in a numerous list of hand to hand combat techniques. I'm an expert with a knife and one hell of a shot. Also, I'm Batman. That right there should make them get the hell out of your establishment if I even threaten to bounce em. Yes, yes, that's not a bad resume, but do you have any experience against those with above-human abilities? This place seems to have a lot of powered-people and I have a tendency to attract a rather.. unsavory element. Bruce has a way to defeat numerous super-powered heroes and villains. I have ways to kill numerous super-powered heroes and villains.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:42 pm
*Joe drops his voice a little.* You . . . ahh. Don' mind payin' kinda under the table do you? I'm trying not to call attention to certain government agencies. So I can't really use my SSN.
*Which Joe didn't REALLY have anyway. He'd have to give Banners. Which would raise even MORE red flags . . .*
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:45 pm
*speeds in and grabs a soda*
Hey guys.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:46 pm
xJason Toddx Bruce has a way to defeat numerous super-powered heroes and villains. I have ways to kill numerous super-powered heroes and villains. I'd really prefer to avoid deaths if at all possible, they tend to be bad for business.Conan of Cimmerea *Joe drops his voice a little.* You . . . ahh. Don' mind payin' kinda under the table do you? I'm trying not to call attention to certain government agencies. So I can't really use my SSN. *Which Joe didn't REALLY have anyway. He'd have to give Banners. Which would raise even MORE red flags . . .* Well, yes, certainly, if it's necessary, I have some fairly creative accountants if the need arises. I understand the difficulty of being under the scrutiny of the government, had to abandon some perfectly good bodies because of that.
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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:47 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:47 pm
I'm not overhearing some sort of crime being planned am I?
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:50 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:50 pm
Fables Snow White I'm not overhearing some sort of crime being planned am I? What? No, madame, not at all! I'm merely interviewing these young gentlemen in regards to the position of Bouncer at my new establishment-to-be.
Mr. Pendulum and I are still haggling over a good name.
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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:51 pm
Well, yeah, it would. Still just saying. Batman, good with guns, great at beating people to a pulp, can take on metas. Besides I'm getting bored around here.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:54 pm
::nods and waves a hand distractedly::
Oh, alright then.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:56 pm
xJason Toddx Well, yeah, it would. Still just saying. Batman, good with guns, great at beating people to a pulp, can take on metas. Besides I'm getting bored around here. While I admit I'm considering Mr. Fixit a little more suitable for the position of bouncer, I highly recommend you come around some time to join the pit-fighting. While they're mostly meant for the leprechaun fights, there seems to be a history of brawling here I intend to take advantage of. Young, sturdy man like yourself could probably make for a good showing in the arena!
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:56 pm
Fables Snow White I'm not overhearing some sort of crime being planned am I? What? No . . . just seeking some gainful employment. And I happen to be on a list of "undesirables." So y'know. I have to stay under the radar.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:00 pm
Undesirables. Been seeing too many of that sort around here lately.
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