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 Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:03 pm
What kind of man just goes about killing innocent poor farm boys? Have you just a big black hole in place of where your heart should be, Roberts?
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:12 pm
Spoiler Alert: I became the Dread Pirate Roberts after . . . *Points at Westley.* the guy he passed it onto got tired.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:13 pm
I can't afford to make exceptions. Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work, all the time.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:16 pm
Westley would not have harmed you. All you had to do was let him come home to me.
crying
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:17 pm
*absently bonks Cassie on the noggin with his sword hilt*
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. I remember this farm boy of yours, I think. This would be, what, five years ago?
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:19 pm
Hey, you jerk! I have a baseball bat and I'm NOT afraid to use it on you!
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:20 pm
About that long ... yes...
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:26 pm
You were supposed to be unconscious....oh well...
*turns back to Buttercup*
He died well, that should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbering. He simply said, "Please. Please, I need to live." It was the "please" that caught my memory. I asked him what was so important for him. "True love," he replied. And then he spoke of a girl of surpassing beauty and faithfulness. I can only assume he meant you. You should bless me for destroying him before he found out what you really are.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:29 pm
What I am? What would that be exactly?
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:30 pm
Faithfulness he talked of, madam. Your enduring faithfulness. Now, tell me truly. When you found out he was gone, did you get engaged to your prince that same hour, or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead?
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:33 pm
Don't you dare mock me again. I died that day. You could do the same for all I care.
*walks up to Roberts and pushes him hard*
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:35 pm
*Cassie scowls at Westley unpleasantly.* I don't know what's more insulting. The fact that you tried to knock me out or the fact that you think I'm weak enough to be knocked out so easily.
*Stalks to the bar and orders a beer.* Luthor was right. You ARE a jerk.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:42 pm
*breaks character*
What the hell, Cassie! I barely dinged you!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:44 pm
Cassie Hack *Cassie scowls at Westley unpleasantly.* I don't know what's more insulting. The fact that you tried to knock me out or the fact that you think I'm weak enough to be knocked out so easily.*Stalks to the bar and orders a beer.* Luthor was right. You ARE a jerk. No beer...no bartendar... *chew chew* Of course if you look over the bar counter you'd see some poor sap being munched on by the residential Alien. twisted
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:44 pm
gonk
*pushes Roberts hard.. again*
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