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 Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:34 pm
First you give me porn-thoughts for Gilderoy offering to give godfrey a more 'thorough' talk. XD
And now I brought to light accidentally something I did once ages ago- that Harry gave them a sex talk using Gilderoy/Harry puppets, which completely probably traumatized both of his children.
And the reason Godfrey protests the visuals so much is because once you've seen your Dad mime himself and Gilderoy as puppets practicing 'safe sex,' you're bound to already have rather vivid images in your head. xD
That he probably wanked to, and feels shameful/guilty for. XD
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:57 pm
Oh jeez, this whole Lockhart Manor thing is way too amusing. Poor Godfrey, ahaha! ugh, puppets, that is so wrong. WTF is wrong with Harry?!
Old people are so creepy. I know my parents never gave me any "talk" and thank Merlin for that. x_x
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Johnny777Nny Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:36 pm
Hahaha! He was only trying to be a good Dad, to be innovative and well.... yeah.
'The talk' didn't only include sex things, it included important relationship knowledge.
But Harry was still self absorbed then, even when he didn't know he was doing it, and played out a lot of Harry/Gilderoy problems using the puppets.
And he usually made Harry the top/aggressor. XD HARRY PUPPET I MEAN.
So then the two, poor, traumatized children went to sleep.
And Godfrey confusedly wanked off to thoughts of his parents getting it on/puppets getting it on and yarn hair flying everywhere.
S'not that he's attracted to either of them. It's just that he's a normal/hormonal boy who can get aroused by like, anything. xD
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:41 pm
Ew, I don't even want to think of young hormonal boys, I have a younger brother. n_n He is so lame and arghulrrrargh. Tries so hard to be like me. I guess it's cute but still annoying. Like he's taking art classes, and my parents made me let him put music on his MP3 player from my laptop (because we dont have another working computer) and he buys all the same videogames as me! D: And has lame creepy smartass friends!
I HATE smartass little kids.
*pets Godfrey* ;_;
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:56 pm
Omg, that is so cute. You have no idea how hard I am grinning right now. xD
Send him to me in the maillllllllll. I will feed him and put him up in his own room. :3
Hahaha.
:3
Hell, there's so much incest in this guild it's crazy. XD Might as well jump on the wagon a little. :3
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:05 pm
That makes me want to do something with Cillian and Phoenix.
We should think of something to do with theeeem! biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:29 pm
First thing that popped into my mind was Phoenix taking Cillian out to get an ice cream cone.
Or a gellato, yeah. A gellato. In a waffle coneeeee.
Hahaha.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:46 pm
... I ******** love icecream so much. Damn, no I want some. ;_;
We shooould do that soon. For definite.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:49 pm
:3 I wanna go to Scoopers here, so bad. Mmmm.. homemade ice cream every morninggggg.
Andyes, we should
We shoudl also start a crossover where Godfrey and Voldemort accidentally get transported over to the pokemon world, with no powers, and the only chance to get them back and get back is to raise strong enough pokemon to capture a legendary pokemon, and then they can use its powers to go home/restore their powers.
Or maybe they have to capture a Legendary that's actually their magic/themselves, one that appeared and that lots of people covet/want to capture.
Hahaha. I already have a design for a Godfrey Pokemon. A sort of combination of Entei/Raikou/Suicune.
:3
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:25 pm
...now I wanna draw a Voldemort pokemon. Omg it's gunna be AWESOME.
But wait, wouldn't they just be trainers? rofl Why are they Pokemon? Godfreioukune. YES.
They'd need to catch Dialga and Palkia because those are the Time/Space Legends that can move you between dimensions and times! 3nodding Seriously, a Pokemon roleplay would be fun, and it could have a dice system for catching the 'mons, too, like have to roll over a certain number to get them IN THE BALL.
I wanna continue out furry roleplay, too. :3 Furry murry purry. heart
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:40 pm
*Flail* Ah, ********, forgot the furry roleplay. Or not so much "forgot" as "hit a wall."
I'll try and work out a post tonight or tomorrow.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:13 pm
:B I mean that their powers leave them and manifest into new Legendary pokemon! biggrin But the powers won't be easily tamed/lured into joining with them. Godfrey and Voldemort have to prove their strength by raising pokemon strong enough to catch them. XD
SOCUTEOMFGLOL.
8D I have this vision of Voldemort killing Ash, and Godfrey running around after team Rocket and trying to give them all hugs. XD
Specially Meowth, 'cuz Meowth is adorable. 8D
*Pats Naz* THE WHOLE LIFE OF AN ENTIRE WORLD LIES IN YOUR FINGERTIPS! biggrin No pressure. :3
Gonteioukune? Suinteikoufrey? Suicufrenteikou?
XD
Gokunenteikou. (Go-Coon-ehn-tai-coo)
biggrin I like that one. XD
8D VOLDEMORT POKEMON. I imagine him as a ghost type really. Or a ghost/snake type.
Or like a mix between um... that big green dragon pokemon and..... the... Darkrai?
Rayquazia and Darkrai. biggrin Yeah. But white. O_o Mebbie a shapeshifter. *SULLIES YOUR OWN INNOCENT IDEAS OF VOLDEMON*
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:32 pm
XD I remember wanting to do a Pokemon roleplay a while back with Naz...
I was gonna have Mulciber be a Dark pokemon gym leader with a Houndoom, Murkrow, Mightyena, and a Haunter(even though it's a ghost/poison).
My favorite bug Pokemon is Shedinja and Ninjask. So ******** cool, even though little Mr. Halo only has one hp.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:39 pm
:3
POKEMON ROLEPLAYS ARE THE BEST! : D Mmmm.. Mulciber. biggrin Hehehe.
O_o Those are awesome pokemon. O_o They're really only one hp though? O_o
I has...Ninjask I think, on my 'team I would ultimately want to have' of pokemon. biggrin
Along with Teddiursa, Dragonair, Dusknoir, urrr.... and others. XD
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:43 pm
My Shedinja only has one hp.. I think it's cuz he's just the husk or whatever with a little spirit in it. He's kinda creepy even with all the cuteness because you can see the big gaping hole in his back when you use him in battle.
I'm pretty sure they all only have one hp... I unno, I know my ninjask and the thing before it were like rare or whatever because they were sparkly/golden so the evolutions are all sparkly/gold, but they're hard to level up because of it.
....I really need to play with my pokemons... v.v;;
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