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 Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:56 pm
::catches the jar with a snap::
Ah've had worse. When thuh Hell you gonna pay me, Wormwood?
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:03 pm
Hmm. You don't take checks, probably, so I'll have to get some currency specifically for your time period and dimension. *scratches his sparse goatee*
Let's make it tomorrow, then, and set up a weekly stipend, shall we? You're an excellent bodyguard, if a somewhat dull drinking companion. But monosyllabic is preferable to constant whinging. Almost refreshing.
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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:03 pm
You know what? I'm not sure what I'm staring at.. yet crotchety.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:04 pm
*snorts*
I like your friend, Clarice.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:04 pm
Yeah, that's T.J for ya.
xp
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:08 pm
Bettuh be sooner then latuh, or Ah'm gonna start bein' inclined tuh lettin those squid things go about their business.
::finishes cleaning his wounds and has a seat at the bar, still shirtless::
Which one'a you rainbow-colored whores is tendin' bar tonight?
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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:08 pm
Ms Talia J Wagner You know what? I'm not sure what I'm staring at.. yet crotchety.
I say, you wouldn't happen to be a dancer, would you? surprised *eyes her from head to toe, then grins widely* I keep hoping this place will get less.. *pauses, looking for a word to spit, as he lights himself a cig* wholesome.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:10 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:10 pm
*frowns*
My girlfriend is not a whore, Hex!
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:11 pm
Sorry boys, this "whore" isn't the bartender or your entertainment today. You'll have to find another lovely lass to fetch your brew and rub against your nether reasons accidentally while performing a "dance move".
How I hate to disappoint.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:12 pm
Ahhh, to be young and naive . . .
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:12 pm
Jonah Hex Bettuh be sooner then latuh, or Ah'm gonna start bein' inclined tuh lettin those squid things go about their business. ::finishes cleaning his wounds and has a seat at the bar, still shirtless:: Which one'a you rainbow-colored whores is tendin' bar tonight?
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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:14 pm
Other then thuh squid invasion, it's been mighty calm hyar. Too calm. Ah don't cayuh for it.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:14 pm
You just missed the big battle by oh.. a week or two, Hex.
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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:15 pm
Ms Talia J Wagner Sorry boys, this "whore" isn't the bartender or your entertainment today. You'll have to find another lovely lass to fetch your brew and rub against your nether reasons accidentally while performing a "dance move". How I hate to disappoint.
Anyhow.
The service here really does blow.
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