Some funny things I came up with talking to Darkelf... The Chairman at Games Workshop, and his supervisors, discussing the future of warhammer. I believe in this first one we were discussing the tau getting their codex before the Orks, and me pointing out Tau were based off of Anime...
"But shouldnt we fix the orks first?" Supervisor 1
"Nope, they dont appeal to kids as much because they dont have an anime style to them yet..." Chairman
"I have it sir, we should make the orks look more like anime characters, how about hair that comes in wierd shapes" Supervisor 2
"Make their eyes HUGE, their mouths small, and increase leg length, I say warwalker length at least..." Supervisor 2
"I love it! Promotions for you both." Chairman
".... I quit... im going to Warmachines" Supervisor 1.
DarkElf27
If they try that on ELDAR, then I'll consider switching, but With Orks, it might just be some kind of cult.
"Are all the eldar women with D Cups, wearing metal bikinis, and have BS 8?" Chairman
"They are sir, and the men all have BS 2, and they all have hair like "The guy with Kamka wave" i believe you called it..." Supervisor 2
"Excellent... now I want the war walkers to have a more, giant robot feel to them, you know, like that Gumdumb thing..." Chairman says with an evil laugh.
"Dont worry sir, and we outfitted them all with wings..." Supervisor 2
"I think I am promoting you to Supervisor 2.1, where would I be without you?" Chairman.
DarkElf27
No... No!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then we somehow came to the fact Necrons and Tyranids looked somewhat like some other things we had seen in our time... it went something like this...
DarkElf27
LightningLord
I say we invade something. Soon. Like a Halo guild, for stealing so much Sci Fi from other Sci FIs! *Whistles innocently.* What! the necrons are totally original!
And of COURSE we've never seen tyranids before....
Which led to...
"I have a genius idea sir!" Supervisor 2.1
"Yes? What is it?" Chairman
"The Doolf!"
"Already I like the name!" Chairman
"Think wierd parasite, that was created by the Old Ones, and were hidden away in massive Oval things in space, but were cloaked for... a long time! And some humans stumble across it, running from Tau, and they are awoken! And they get soldiers by infecting other beings... They can use any weapon, and any vehicle..." Supervisor 2.1
"My god! Why didnt we think of it before?" Chairman.
"My point exactly! I got it playing my Xbox last night, hit me like a brick!" Supervisor 2.1
"Push the eldar and orks back, I want this out now!" Chairman
"Yes sir!" SUpervisor 2.1
Those are all for now, not great, but kinda funny... Might move this to the Warhammer comedy section thing...