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 Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:36 pm
Um...how exactly are you going to get all those traits?
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:36 pm
Crimson Shaedo Um...how exactly are you going to get all those traits? As your minion, I expect to be provided with a good clothing store and cosmetic surgery. xd
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:37 pm
Chaos4546 Crimson Shaedo Um...how exactly are you going to get all those traits? As your minion, I expect to be provided with a good clothing store and cosmetic surgery. xd ...meh. I'm evil, not rich. You'll have to wait on that until after you get me both minions and money.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:39 pm
Crimson Shaedo ...meh. I'm evil, not rich. You'll have to wait on that until after you get me both minions and money. It is illegal to work for a master who does not make you look wicked. Otherwise the purpose is defeated. The minion should always look either really odd, or really wicked. I would think you know the rules. stare
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:40 pm
...then you should know the rule that state that minions aren't supposed to argue with thier master, on pain of death. So if I say you have to earn me money, you'll have to earn me money. We're on a budget here.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:45 pm
Crimson Shaedo ...then you should know the rule that state that minions aren't supposed to argue with thier master, on pain of death. So if I say you have to earn me money, you'll have to earn me money. We're on a budget here. Wait, you mean I joined a broke army of darkness? What a rip! stressed I should go off and work for one of these other masters to get paid more. Article 6 - Section A of the 'Evil Minions Act'If the master is not rich, and or powerful, it is a simple matter of switching masters. Others are always looking for more minions and will quickly hire one with experience. If your master tries to invoke the 'pain of death' clause on you, site Article 7 - Section B
Article 7 - Section B of the 'Evil Minions Act'
If your master attempts to invoke the pain of death clause on you, feel free to invoke the 'tell the hero powerful knowledge before dieing' tactic. Thus revenge can be gotten.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:47 pm
Chaos4546 Crimson Shaedo ...then you should know the rule that state that minions aren't supposed to argue with thier master, on pain of death. So if I say you have to earn me money, you'll have to earn me money. We're on a budget here. Wait, you mean I joined a broke army of darkness? What a rip! stressed I should go off and work for one of these other masters to get paid more. Article 6 - Section A of the 'Evil Minions Act'If the master is not rich, and or powerful, it is a simple matter of switching masters. Others are always looking for more minions and will quickly hire one with experience. If your master tries to invoke the 'pain of death' clause on you, site Article 7 - Section B
Article 7 - Section B of the 'Evil Minions Act'
If your master attempts to invoke the pain of death clause on you, feel free to invoke the 'tell the hero powerful knowledge before dieing' tactic. Thus revenge can be gotten. *Presents loophole* I'm both the evil master and the hero. So you can't tell me stuff that I wouldn't already know. And I'll be rich and powerful. Geez, you can't expect everything to begin with. This isn't as easy as you minions seem to think it is.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:50 pm
Crimson Shaedo *Presents loophole* I'm both the evil master and the hero. So you can't tell me stuff that I wouldn't already know. And I'll be rich and powerful. Geez, you can't expect everything to begin with. This isn't as easy as you minions seem to think it is. I could site several more clauses now, but I am much too lazy to go about doining that. Instead I will just not, morph into a cat, curl up beside your feet, and stare off into space for the moment. AKA Goining to check my Xanga.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:13 pm
You could always go for a loan. And it's not like clothing is that expensive. If you have a competent minion, you should at least dress them properly or no one is going to respect your regime. Back in my day, villains were proper and we didn't have none of this upstart stuff. They never outright killed the heroes, but tehy would put them in shoddy death traps so they would have someone to scheme against later. The demands were always outrageous. Kids these days, no respect for the old traditions....
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:14 pm
will work on bio in morning doing an emotionally draining RP then going to bed to try and sleep it off sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:36 pm
I could be working on something at the moment but I am just far too lazy to get up and move....
Even though I have my keyboard and mouse on the bed, and have not left it in hours for any reason... sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:56 pm
Sey How in the world do you guys have so much free time? I have to write up so many notes and answer these faking questions on the Enduring Vision... any of you AP US history kids get that? XP Sey honey, I took APUSH and let me tell you, the best thing I got out of it was an extra hour of sleep., Somehow, the class discussions leaked into my head and I apparently was smarter when I was talking in my sleep. eek But yeah, I have power but no phone line. My main residence is without power AND phone because of a downed wire so I suspect that I am going to be camping out at Matt's for the next few days. >_> I still have yet to ask though...
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 11:22 pm
Chaos4546 Crimson Shaedo I dunno. Which kind do you want to be? Well, I was always partial to the lurker one. You know, the one with these traits: Lurks in the shadows alot
Has a habit of kneeling to the master
Speaks in formal language
Has a slight obsession with the master
Is harsh on all the other servants
Androgyneous
Only thinks of betraying the master when it is NEEDED to protect the master. I would be a great minion.. eek That sounds almost exactly like my character Morgan Omnicorpus who shall be joining WoG as soon as my power and phone is restored to my main residence. For now, I shall hijack Marik's compy. Matt: ::tied to the wall and gagged with a hanky:: ((Muffled but translated)) AGAIN! AGAIN! PLEASE OH PLEASE MISTRESS AGAIN! Me: stare Riiight... what was I saying? Yeah. I have a few more characters to bring into play and I'll get on that as soon as I get a computer... ¬_¬.
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:36 am
...they don't give loans to teenagers, and even if they'd give me one I'd need a way to pay it back. I mean, Ethan's a good minion and all, but he's kinda lazy. I doubt he could make me enough income on his own to pay the loan back.
Besides, this is just the preparation stage. Technially, I'm not going to start with my plans until I've graduated from college, so I'm not required to have menacing minions yet.
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 3:41 am
Arch villains do not need college degrees! Jimminy cricket, youngsters these days... Whatever happened to robbing a bank? How about hiring mercenaries? C'mon, you're a villain, you're allowed to be evil!
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