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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:11 pm

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Sephiroth: You know who my hero is Michael jackson

Cloud: (COOL I AM IN A FOUR SOME WITH TIFA ARETH AND BARRET)

Barret:....you.. liked them better.. didn't you..? crying

Cloud: NO NO i love you all equally I sware

Aeris: YOU LIEING SON OF A B!&#%!! TELL THEM WHAT YOU TOLD ME LAST NIGHT!! GO AHEAD! TELL 'EM! scream

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:52 pm

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Sephiroth: You know who my hero is Michael jackson

Cloud: (COOL I AM IN A FOUR SOME WITH TIFA ARETH AND BARRET)

Barret:....you.. liked them better.. didn't you..? crying

Cloud: NO NO i love you all equally I sware

Aeris: YOU LIEING SON OF A B!&#%!! TELL THEM WHAT YOU TOLD ME LAST NIGHT!! GO AHEAD! TELL 'EM! scream

Cloud: Okay, fine, I will.... Tifa, I don't like you. You're just good for sex.

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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:18 pm

Vincent: "Isn't today such a wonderful day to be alive, Yuffie?!"
Yuffie: *locks herself in a coffin* "No! Go away! I must atone for my sins!!!"
Vincent: "... Don't be such a pessimist!"
Yuffie: *glares at Vincent*
Vincent: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" *runs away*

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:12 pm

Red X: ~pant pant pant~ how'd i get into this mess? *flashes back*

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Red X: Look at that coffin...
Cloud: yeah i know...its creepy...
Red X: eek Hey whats that behind us?!
Cloud: eek Whoa what is it!? *turns around*
Red X: ninja ......*runs over to coffin and pees on it* 4laugh ahhhh
Cloud: Red i dont see anything out here...
Red X: No there's something out there just keep looking ninja ....*opens coffin and see's bone* eek Jackpot....
Cloud: I dont see...
Red X: scream SHUT UP AND KEEP LOOKING! IT'LL COME BACK AROUND AGAIN! ninja ....*eats bone and another coffin on other side of room shakes* eek ?
Cloud: ninja ....I'll see you when you come back around what ever you are...
Red X: eek Hey...Hey Cloud look at this *coffin still shakeing*
Cloud: ninja and give what ever the thing was a chance to get away? nu uh...
Red X: eek ...
*coffin shakes even more and top bust open and Vincent jumps out with guns in hand*
Vincent: eek YOU DIRTY SIN MUTT!!! YOU JUST ATE THE JAW OFF OF MY FATHERS BONES!!!
Red X: AHHHHHHH
Cloud: eek ! gonk F--- This! *runs out of building*
Red X: eek Dude I'm Sorry!
Vincent: domokun DAMN SINING MUTT!!! *chaces Red X shooting many bullets at him*
Red X: eek AHHHHHHHH *running like hell*
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Red X: crying you'd think after about 3 years he'd forget about it!

Vincent: domokun YOU VICIOUS SINING MUTT OF THE SPAWN OF SCOOBY DOO!!!

Rex X: gonk MAMA!!! *starts running again*

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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:18 pm

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Red X: ~pant pant pant~ how'd i get into this mess? *flashes back*

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Red X: Look at that coffin...
Cloud: yeah i know...its creepy...
Red X: eek Hey whats that behind us?!
Cloud: eek Whoa what is it!? *turns around*
Red X: ninja ......*runs over to coffin and pees on it* 4laugh ahhhh
Cloud: Red i dont see anything out here...
Red X: No there's something out there just keep looking ninja ....*opens coffin and see's bone* eek Jackpot....
Cloud: I dont see...
Red X: scream SHUT UP AND KEEP LOOKING! IT'LL COME BACK AROUND AGAIN! ninja ....*eats bone and another coffin on other side of room shakes* eek ?
Cloud: ninja ....I'll see you when you come back around what ever you are...
Red X: eek Hey...Hey Cloud look at this *coffin still shakeing*
Cloud: ninja and give what ever the thing was a chance to get away? nu uh...
Red X: eek ...
*coffin shakes even more and top bust open and Vincent jumps out with guns in hand*
Vincent: eek YOU DIRTY SIN MUTT!!! YOU JUST ATE THE JAW OFF OF MY FATHERS BONES!!!
Red X: AHHHHHHH
Cloud: eek ! gonk F--- This! *runs out of building*
Red X: eek Dude I'm Sorry!
Vincent: domokun DAMN SINING MUTT!!! *chaces Red X shooting many bullets at him*
Red X: eek AHHHHHHHH *running like hell*
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Red X: crying you'd think after about 3 years he'd forget about it!

Vincent: domokun YOU VICIOUS SINING MUTT OF THE SPAWN OF SCOOBY DOO!!!

Rex X: gonk MAMA!!! *starts running again*

rofl rofl ...wait... how did Vincet's dads bones get there.... eek

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:52 pm

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Red X: ~pant pant pant~ how'd i get into this mess? *flashes back*

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Red X: Look at that coffin...
Cloud: yeah i know...its creepy...
Red X: eek Hey whats that behind us?!
Cloud: eek Whoa what is it!? *turns around*
Red X: ninja ......*runs over to coffin and pees on it* 4laugh ahhhh
Cloud: Red i dont see anything out here...
Red X: No there's something out there just keep looking ninja ....*opens coffin and see's bone* eek Jackpot....
Cloud: I dont see...
Red X: scream SHUT UP AND KEEP LOOKING! IT'LL COME BACK AROUND AGAIN! ninja ....*eats bone and another coffin on other side of room shakes* eek ?
Cloud: ninja ....I'll see you when you come back around what ever you are...
Red X: eek Hey...Hey Cloud look at this *coffin still shakeing*
Cloud: ninja and give what ever the thing was a chance to get away? nu uh...
Red X: eek ...
*coffin shakes even more and top bust open and Vincent jumps out with guns in hand*
Vincent: eek YOU DIRTY SIN MUTT!!! YOU JUST ATE THE JAW OFF OF MY FATHERS BONES!!!
Red X: AHHHHHHH
Cloud: eek ! gonk F--- This! *runs out of building*
Red X: eek Dude I'm Sorry!
Vincent: domokun DAMN SINING MUTT!!! *chaces Red X shooting many bullets at him*
Red X: eek AHHHHHHHH *running like hell*
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Red X: crying you'd think after about 3 years he'd forget about it!

Vincent: domokun YOU VICIOUS SINING MUTT OF THE SPAWN OF SCOOBY DOO!!!

Rex X: gonk MAMA!!! *starts running again*

rofl rofl ...wait... how did Vincet's dads bones get there.... eek

ninja you never know
xd lol

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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:58 pm

Sephiroth: hey mommy can we go to the pwomised land just like you pwomised
Jenova: no Sephy

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:14 am

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Sephiroth: hey mommy can we go to the pwomised land just like you pwomised
Jenova: no Sephy

Vincent: Momma.. gimme gimme Milk!!
Tifa: NO!! How many times do I have to tell you I'm not your mother Vincent!! scream
Vincent: If I was a boxer I'd bounce those things like suggary leonard. xd

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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:52 am

*randomly as Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris are lined up for Don Corneo to wed*
Don Corneo: *sings with opera voice* It's a violent pornography...
Cloud:...choking chicks...
Aeris:...and sodomy...
Tifa:...The kind of $#!% you get on your TV!

*short pause*

Don Corneo:*clears throat* You know, whoever I choose to marry me...this will be our song. sweatdrop
Cloud: *takes off disguise* Dude, I'm so in! whee blaugh heart
Don Corneo: wink
Cloud:*Makes naughty sexual poses*
Aeris & Tifa: eek

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:55 am

s0ul caper~

*randomly as Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris are lined up for Don Corneo to wed*
Don Corneo: *sings with opera voice* It's a violent pornography...
Cloud:...choking chicks...
Aeris:...and sodomy...
Tifa:...The kind of $#!% you get on your TV!

*short pause*

Don Corneo:*clears throat* You know, whoever I choose to marry me...this will be our song. sweatdrop
Cloud: *takes off disguise* Dude, I'm so in! whee blaugh heart
Don Corneo: wink
Cloud:*Makes naughty sexual poses*
Aeris & Tifa: eek

Aeris:So tell me again,what did we see in that guy?
Tifa:Mabye it was his a$$...

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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:52 am

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s0ul caper~

*randomly as Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris are lined up for Don Corneo to wed*
Don Corneo: *sings with opera voice* It's a violent pornography...
Cloud:...choking chicks...
Aeris:...and sodomy...
Tifa:...The kind of $#!% you get on your TV!

*short pause*

Don Corneo:*clears throat* You know, whoever I choose to marry me...this will be our song. sweatdrop
Cloud: *takes off disguise* Dude, I'm so in! whee blaugh heart
Don Corneo: wink
Cloud:*Makes naughty sexual poses*
Aeris & Tifa: eek

Aeris:So tell me again,what did we see in that guy?
Tifa:Mabye it was his a$$...

*Cloud walks out half dressed.*

Cloud: I'm soo sorry. gonk Forgive and forget?

Aeris: (whisper) trouble in bed.

Tifa: *nods*

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:31 pm

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s0ul caper~

*randomly as Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris are lined up for Don Corneo to wed*
Don Corneo: *sings with opera voice* It's a violent pornography...
Cloud:...choking chicks...
Aeris:...and sodomy...
Tifa:...The kind of $#!% you get on your TV!

*short pause*

Don Corneo:*clears throat* You know, whoever I choose to marry me...this will be our song. sweatdrop
Cloud: *takes off disguise* Dude, I'm so in! whee blaugh heart
Don Corneo: wink
Cloud:*Makes naughty sexual poses*
Aeris & Tifa: eek

Aeris:So tell me again,what did we see in that guy?
Tifa:Mabye it was his a$$...

*Cloud walks out half dressed.*

Cloud: I'm soo sorry. gonk Forgive and forget?

Aeris: (whisper) trouble in bed.

Tifa: *nods*

Cloud:YAY!I'M SO HAPPY!*Rips clothes off and tackles Aeris and Tifa to ground*

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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:42 pm

Cloud:Man my sword really sucks i wish i could give it to sephiroth

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:29 pm

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s0ul caper~

*randomly as Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris are lined up for Don Corneo to wed*
Don Corneo: *sings with opera voice* It's a violent pornography...
Cloud:...choking chicks...
Aeris:...and sodomy...
Tifa:...The kind of $#!% you get on your TV!

*short pause*

Don Corneo:*clears throat* You know, whoever I choose to marry me...this will be our song. sweatdrop
Cloud: *takes off disguise* Dude, I'm so in! whee blaugh heart
Don Corneo: wink
Cloud:*Makes naughty sexual poses*
Aeris & Tifa: eek

Aeris:So tell me again,what did we see in that guy?
Tifa:Mabye it was his a$$...

*Cloud walks out half dressed.*

Cloud: I'm soo sorry. gonk Forgive and forget?

Aeris: (whisper) trouble in bed.

Tifa: *nods*

Cloud:YAY!I'M SO HAPPY!*Rips clothes off and tackles Aeris and Tifa to ground*

Barret: *takes off all clothes* Dogpile!
Aeris: Hey! Where the hell did you come from?
Barret: ninja

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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 5:39 pm

s0ul caper~

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s0ul caper~

*randomly as Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris are lined up for Don Corneo to wed*
Don Corneo: *sings with opera voice* It's a violent pornography...
Cloud:...choking chicks...
Aeris:...and sodomy...
Tifa:...The kind of $#!% you get on your TV!

*short pause*

Don Corneo:*clears throat* You know, whoever I choose to marry me...this will be our song. sweatdrop
Cloud: *takes off disguise* Dude, I'm so in! whee blaugh heart
Don Corneo: wink
Cloud:*Makes naughty sexual poses*
Aeris & Tifa: eek

Aeris:So tell me again,what did we see in that guy?
Tifa:Mabye it was his a$$...

*Cloud walks out half dressed.*

Cloud: I'm soo sorry. gonk Forgive and forget?

Aeris: (whisper) trouble in bed.

Tifa: *nods*

Cloud:YAY!I'M SO HAPPY!*Rips clothes off and tackles Aeris and Tifa to ground*

Barret: *takes off all clothes* Dogpile!
Aeris: Hey! Where the hell did you come from?
Barret: ninja

D.A.: *commits to his dreams off mass murdering people and throws a frag grenade at Cloud and Tifa at the bottom of the pile* hehehe
*runs away* mrgreen

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