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Jaeger_Ayers Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:31 pm
The Titan's arrival did not go unnoticed. A fleeing man, ran up to them as they got out of the car. He seemed to be splattered in some manner of pie filling. I flung himself at Neo, dropping to his knees. He wrapped his arms around her waist and began sobbing with joy.
"YOU'RE HERE! THANK GOD!"
Unfortunately, he got pie filling all over Neo.
From down the block, there was a commotion as a herd of lemon snack cakes were assaulting a group of senior citizens.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:33 pm
"Is that cherry?" Jaeger aked as the poor guy whimppered and clung to Neo. Then the cries of help from the senior citizens rang out.
"Geez, we better get over there. Let's go!" Jaeger charged the snack cakes.
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Jaeger_Ayers Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:34 pm
Getting off his bike, Angel sweatdropped. Was it really that bad? They were just pastries. Sighing he shook his head. Hearing Jaeger, he gave a small wave and began to follow Jaeger to the cries of help. Mmm.. Lemon, he loved lemon pastries!!
Ameko got out a bit shocked at the state the man was in. Gently she began to peel him off of Neo, "Everythings going to be alright. Just find a safe place to hide and we'll take care of it." She gave him a gentle smile.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:41 pm
Neo wiped some of the pie filling off her clothes.
"Thanks Ameko. Lets go."
Neo ran at the pastries going towards the senior citizens.
"Hey leave those people alone!"
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Jaeger_Ayers Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:34 am
A low ominous hum was heard as the lemon snacky cakes turned their attention from the senior citizens towards the advancing heroes. They hovered in the air and took an attack formation. Suddenly they attacked the Titans with lemony evil!
Elsewhere in the city, croisant scouts were reporting in to their mysterious field leader, who was still busy being mysterious. "What? The Titans are here? They must be destroyed!"
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:35 am
Jaeger was swarmed by lemon snacky cakes. They pelted him mercilessly, with no reguard to their own lemony well being.
"AH!"
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Jaeger_Ayers Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:24 pm
Neo swung her fists at the pastries.
"Hey knock it off!"
She had to stop every once in a while to wipe the lemon filling off.
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:01 pm
Angel smiled, he took this as the perfect time to eat. As one headed toward him, he took hold of it and plopped it into him mouth. Chewing very happily, soon his nose scrunched up and he spat it out. Trying to whipe the discusting taste off of his tounge, Angel got hit in the head by one. "HEY!" Then another on the other side of his head, "HEY!!!" He screamed louder. One on the back, then one in the face. "OKAY! THAT'S IT! YOU DISCUSTING LEMON SNACKS ARE REALLY GOING TO GET IT!" With that fire went around his hands, and everytime one would get close to him he'd burn it to a crisp.
Ameko had been dodging them. A small smile on her face, she hoped that no one would see, but she couldn't help it. They went from facing people who had intent to kill them with weapons or whatever. She really didn't have much of a memory of that day. To fighting pastries. It seemed a bit funny. Just then one hit her in the butt. "GAH!! WHAT THE?!?" Her eyes now in a glare she began to throw bolts at them. And since some of them had metal bottoms the lightning bolt bounced from one pastrie to another.
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Jaeger_Ayers Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:39 pm
The vicious little lemony snack cakes continued their assault. The senior citizens took the opportunity to flee the scene. The snakcy cakes swarmed the Titans, but shied away from Angel's flames.
Then the reinforcements arrived. Cranberry scone kamikaze forces bombarded Angel.
The lemony snack cakes continued their attack, mercilessly striking at Ameko's rear.
Another group of the snacky cakes pulled back and started grouping together.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:42 pm
Jaeger struck out with his spear and jabbed it through a few of the attacking cakes.
"HA! Cakes on a steeeck!"
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Jaeger_Ayers Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:08 am
Colour stood there and watched for a little while as everyone got pelted with cakes and pasteries. She figured her powers wouln´t have much of an effect on them and so instead she thought hard about how else to defeat them.
She kept looking at the pasteries. She needed soemthing to make them not so mean. >To make them melt or soemthing. She remembered soemthing she saw from a TV show at Titans tower one time when she was bored. This girld had a chocolate chip muffin and dropped it in the pool. (it was a random TV show)
She looked around for a hose OR something. Of course that would work. It would, hopefully be all soggy and then it won´t be able to do anything and Then it will fall apart when you touch it!
"Water! Guys we need some water! Help me find some!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Emmast herd the scene unfold and could only imagne what was happening. It seemed pretty funny. She herd Colour call out for soem water, and decided to say soemthing.
"There´s a Tap nearby somewhere, I´d say, half a block on the left."
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:19 pm
"Whoa, whoa, WHOOOOOOAAAA!"
From around the block, Virgil careens in on a wobbly path, his disc being pelted relentlessly from below by muffins with unbelievablly mad hops. Off-balance, Virg zaps a pack of berzerker bear claws and pulls against their weight, balancing himself just in time to...
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Smash into a herd of lemon fruit pies, smooshing the pies beneath his disc and coming to a stop several meters away, a crusty trail of lemony goodness in his wake.
"Dude..."
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:36 pm
"GAH!" Ameko yelled as yet another pastrie hit her in the butt. "What's up with these things?" Just then she heard Colour yell for water and Emmast answer. Water? Does electricity run through water? Maybe Colour had some good idea, she just had to make sure she stayed away from Colour. She wouldn't want to axcedently electricute her. 'Killing' a few more pastries she could see that Angel fire had been working until the reinforcements arrived. And just then she heard someone from around the block it sounded like, scream something. Somebody had to go help. And so she was off running. When she got to the corner she saw a trail of lemon filling. "You doing okay?" She asked.
Throwing more and more fire blasts as much as he could and as fast as he could he still ended up getting pied in the face. Unlike Ameko the pastries loved hitting him in the head. Which was a pain because after a few times he'd have to whipe his face so he could actually see what was going on. What else could he use? Wait what was Colour getting at with water? Sighing he figured he'd have to wait till she was able to bring some, because unlike fire he couldn't just make the water come from him. Some odd sort of thing.
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:46 pm
The lemony snack cakes converged upon each other. Smooshing together. The strange hum that filled the air grew louder. The lemony mass swelled as dozens of cakes joined its union. With a loud gooshy sound it took form, growing two legs and arms and a bulbous head that glared at the heroes with edible hatred. It stood nearly twelve feet tall.
"I LIVE! I, CITROS, DEMON LORD OF FRUIT FLAVORED TREATS AGAIN WALKS THIS FETID PLAIN! FEAR MY WRATH!"
Citros lumbered towards the Titans flailing at them.
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Jaeger_Ayers Vice Captain
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Jaeger_Ayers Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:51 pm
"Oh, sweet angry Jesus, I want to fight Deathstroke again now. I really do."
Jaeger dove out of the way of the Lemon Cake Monster. He barely avoided the blow. Righting himself he saw the monster's intent.
"IT'S AFTER AMEKO'S BUTT! LOOK OUT!"
He then looked to Colour.
"Find a hose or a fire hydrant! Something!"
Jaeger stabbed his spear into the monster, sinking it deep, but not really accomplishing anything.
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