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 Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 2:12 pm
Leeches in my peaches Granted but she pulls it off by accident I wish a bunny would hop up to someone and make their day.
I wish Cloud0.0Strife would get a life.
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 8:36 am
Granted but it ends 5 minutes later. Wait, that's only bad for me.
I wish a beaver would do a funky dance.
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:00 pm
Granted, and the world rejoices until the beaver dies and everyone is sad...including you.
I wish my hamster was not an incarnation of pure evil.
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:45 pm
Tank13 Granted, and the world rejoices until the beaver dies and everyone is sad...including you. I wish my hamster was not an incarnation of pure evil.
I wish for spiritual enlightenment.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 11:36 am
Granted but then you asplode.
I wish I would asplode.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:09 pm
Granted. But then a few people become sad.
I wish tomorrow was today but at the same time today is yesterday. (I fail to even understand what I just typed o.0)
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:29 am
Granted but then you asplode. Well could anyone else think of anything!?
I wish that a moose and a kangaroo would have a fight and kill me in the process.
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:37 pm
Granted, but the only reason you died is because the kangaroo and the moose both had a stroke and fell on you and you died over the course of two months, not of a lack of air but, starvation.
I wish I had a personal Gary Coleman that I could play with.
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:18 pm
Granted, but he charges by the hour.
I wish Becca isn't pregnant.
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:45 am
Granted but now you are.
I wish this goldfish would stop humping my leg.
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:23 pm
Granted, and the goldfish is eaten by a cat who then proceeds to hump your leg.
I wish for the power to grant wishes.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:13 am
Granted but you don't know whos wishes and you spend your entire life trying to find out but then when you do, you find out that it was a hamster that die in a tragic spork accident 3 years ago. . . Then you asplode. . .
I wish this glass was full again.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:01 pm
Granted your glass is full but its full of cianide laced water. You don't want to drink it but the girl you like does. Now your alone and miserable!
(Becca got her period!)
I wish I could get a ride to the mall... before saturday!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 9:43 am
Granted but you get the ride before next Saturday.
I wish for a glass of hydrochloric acid.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:23 pm
Granted, but saddam sees you from hell and decides to tempt you by making you drink it, you do and your slowly die being dissolved from the inside out.
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