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 Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:33 pm
shadowex Tifa:"cloud...your pants are on fire. cloud:"what?" sees seifer...somehow. seifer:'i'm..in the wrong game arent i?" cloud:"I"LL KILL YOU!!!" chases him with the oversized sword.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:49 pm
Best of the First 10 Pages!
Tifa: Promise? What promise? Do I know you, Man with Freakishly Spiky Blond Hair?
Cloud: I know this'll sound weird but... that dress wasn't so bad.
Red XIII: You know what? Why the hell can't we use a freakin' Soft on my dad? I mean, he's only petrified, right? Right?
Cid: I should quit smoking. Bad for your lungs and heart. In fact, I must go make a non-profit organization to protect children from picking up such a bad habit! *skips away merrily*
Tifa: Cloud, when we were little, I always used to talk behind your back cause i thought you were a loser, and that night at the well? That was a dare, I can't believe you actually fell for that!
Aeris:EVERY ONE ON THE ******** GROUND NOW OR ILL BEAT THE ******** s**t OUT OF YOU NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR ******** MATERIA scream !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RedXIII: "i want chicken, i want liver, meow mix meow mix, please deliver!"
Sephy: "Does this sword make me look like i'm overcompensating?"
[in the Shinra office lounge]
Reeve: *Mumbling to an Exec*
(Scarlet walks in with a box)
Scarlet: Look what I'VE got!
Reeve: Doughnuts? Are you PMSing?
Scarlet: No, shut up! You pervert!
Reeve: Okay, fine. *turns away huffily* ....B*tch.
(Tseng& Heidegger walk in)
Heidegger: Oooh! Food!
Tseng: You're lucky Palmer isn't here. He'd probably inhale them all...literally.
Reeve: *snort* like Kirby.
Tseng: Hah-HAHA!
Reeve: *cracks up*
(The two's laughter slowly dies down because of the strange and confused looks they are receiving)
(Palmer jogs by)
Palmer: HEY YOU GUYS! What? DOUGHNUTS? COOL!
Scarlet: *fake smile* Y-you don't...want any...do you?
Reeve: Please not another Palmer sugar high...
Palmer: ...NO THANKS, GUYS! Well, GOTTA RUN! I'm late for my PILATES class! *jogs away*
Heidegger: What the-
Tseng: Well...that explains the sweatsuit.
Rufus: *pops up* GONNNGGGG!
Cloud: Who's your daddy?!?!? Who's your daddy?!?!?
Sephiroth: I...I dont know...*runs away sobbing* crying
[climbing the steps of the Temple of the Ancients]
Cloud: 151...152...153...*wheeze*
Cid: Are we THERE YET? I have to pee!
Cloud: Oh crap...now?
Cid: YES!
Cloud: Well, I guess you can go over the side...Hey, Aeris, you won't mind turning around for a minute, will you? ...Aeris?
[50 steps behind]
Aeris: *hackcough* Whew! I gotta lay off the cigars...
Cait Sith: Cloud. . . .when do i get to ride the chocobo?!?!?
Red XIII: . . . .is my tail on fire?
Cid: *hyped up on caffine pills* canwegointospaceagain?canwecanwecanwe???
loud: Heh...whose sexy NOW, hos?
Tifa: Cloud! What the-
Cloud: Ah, your just jealous because I HAVE the sexy lingerie and YOOOU don't! HAH!
Aeris: How rude!
Cloud: Stuff it, boobless! Now, if you'll excuse me...I have an arranged date. *struts off*
Corneo: Feisty one, that! Minx! Rawr!
*When Tifa and Cloud are in the car in Gold Saucer*
Tifa: Cloud are you okay?
Cloud: ...
Tifa: Tries to wave her hand in fron of his face but cuts her hand instead* OW!
Cloud: *Blinks* How did you do that?
Tifa: I cut my hand on you HAIR!!!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:05 pm
Cloud- It's nice but im lookin for something a little smaller :puts down the buster sword:
Tifa- I always wondered what it would be like to be a lesbian....hey aires
Barret- Who cares about marlene or sector seven.
Yuffie- You know i've never been a big fan of materia.
Cid- cloud you were cute in the wheelchair
Sephiroth- Hey guys about that whole world destruction thing............Im sorry.
Aires- you know for someone spending so much time on my knees....
RedXIII- :slaugters Aires when first in Shin ra: haha sephiroth i beat you to the punch.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:04 am
timmah070 Cloud- It's nice but im lookin for something a little smaller :puts down the buster sword: Tifa- I always wondered what it would be like to be a lesbian....hey aires Barret- Who cares about marlene or sector seven. Yuffie- You know i've never been a big fan of materia. Cid- cloud you were cute in the wheelchair Sephiroth- Hey guys about that whole world destruction thing............Im sorry. Aires- you know for someone spending so much time on my knees.... RedXIII- :slaugters Aires when first in Shin ra: haha sephiroth i beat you to the punch. ... None are funny because you were evil and mispelled Aeris' name. -_-;;
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:52 pm
Vincent: I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:24 pm
Ifrit: I'm a little materia short and red - I'm a summon and I'll fry your hair!
(sounds stupid, but i'm stuck right now stare )
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:39 pm
Yuffie: Why the hell are you staring at my a**. eek
Cloud: Contrary to popular belief, I've always wanted to sex you up. wink
Yuffie: O....K..... eek *slowly backs away and switches to running like hell*
Cloud: Finally I gotten rid of that wretched whore. lol
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*right before Sephiroth stabs Aeris she jumps over his sword and the sword is then planted in the ground from her manuever. She then runs up Sephiroth's sword and does a helicopter spin with her staff before she uses her staff to pop Sephiroth's adams apple*
Aeris: WHO DA b***h NOW!!!?!?!?!??! scream
Sephiroth: *Drules like a vegetable and gives no response*
Aeris: WELL!?!?!?! scream
Sephiroth: *mumbles*
A...er...iiiiissss...
Aeris: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream
everyone else: eek sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:10 pm
annette13 Sephiroth: I want my mommy
Cloud: Can we just go play that mog game again, they were just so cute!
Cait Sith: Cloud. . . .when do i get to ride the chocobo?!?!?
Aeris: Um i think i'll just stay with Tseng, he's just so more manly than you Cloud.
Tifa: Cloud. . . . .could you stop with all the Sephiroth crap and cuddle with me?
Barrett: You think the sailor suit was awesome. . . .wait till that milkshake costume comes in. . . . .i'm gonna bring all dem boys into da yard *hums the milkshake song*
Red XIII: . . . .is my tail on fire?
Yuffie: You know. . . .that Corneo guy wasn't all that bad.
Cid: *hyped up on caffine pills* canwegointospaceagain?canwecanwecanwe???
Vincent: I think i'll take this mask off so you can see the rest of my face. . .
Rude Reno & Elena: *singing* Why can't we be friends???. . . .why can't we be friends???? Aeris: You don't even know who your mother is Sephiroth you dumbs$%& scream !
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:01 am
Cloud: Hey guess what Barret! Barret: What is it Cloud? Cloud: ~Fart~ Cloud & Barret: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Aeris: Whats so funny guys? Barret: ~farts on her~ That! Cloud & Barret: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Aeris:  ... domokun MY EYES!!! *runs around in circles crying* Cloud: eek ...... 4laugh Barret that fart was absolutly GOULISH! Barret: 4laugh and so is this! whee ~Squize~~grunt~~huf puf~ *little Poot* Cloud: eek ......... Barret: eek ......... Cloud & Barret: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha *Aeris still running around with tears in eyes*
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:44 am
Sephiroth: You know who my hero is Michael jackson
Cloud: (COOL I AM IN A FOUR SOME WITH TIFA ARETH AND BARRET)
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:09 am
Neutralzone Sephiroth: You know who my hero is Michael jackson Cloud: ( COOL I AM IN A FOUR SOME WITH TIFA ARETH AND BARRET)
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:16 am
Vincent: *sings System of a Down's "Phsyco"*
Cloud:.....Vincent?
Vincent: What?
Cloud: You......okay?
Vincent: *Gets right in Clou's face with a look that would kill*
Cloud:...
Vincent:....YES!! 4laugh
Aeris: Riiight.
Barret: Marlene..I want you to meet your new mommy.
Rufus: What they hell is wrong with you?!
Barret: *puts hand over Rufus' mouth*
Marlene: But isn't that a guy? Papa you're weird.
Sephiroth: Mommy where are you?
Zack: *stares at Sephiroth dressed like a catholic school girl* eek
Sephiroth: What!?
Zack: You. Are. Fired.
Sephiroth: NOooooooooooooooo!
Hojo: Vincent! I'm sorry about the whole Lucrecia thing. Truth is. I Love You!
Vincent: DON"T TOUCH ME!
Hojo: But......
Vincent: SHUT UP! JUST GO! DIE!
Hojo: crying
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:01 am
Hojo: I'm purpler than Barney!!
Yuffie: Oooooh, Purple!!!
Vincent: I'm Greener than Mountain Dew!
Cloud: oooooh..... Caffeine... *runs to the fridge grabs two gallons of h2ozip and makes coffee out of it, adds 30teabags, 1 can of Jolt, the original Jolt, then throws it all in and mixes them together and puts a small popsicle in it and pulls out the popsicle*.... Popsicle of Caffeine of purple monkeys of
Vincent: *gets a headshot in Unreal Tournament*
Vincent's Computer: HOLY s**t!!
Everyone Else: Where are the $%^&s?!
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:39 am
RedXIII: oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weener! so that Everyone would wanna be like mEEEE!!! 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:36 pm
muchi-zetsu Neutralzone Sephiroth: You know who my hero is Michael jackson Cloud: ( COOL I AM IN A FOUR SOME WITH TIFA ARETH AND BARRET) Cloud: NO NO i love you all equally I sware
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