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Kitty_boom

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:51 pm


Granted but then a cute and fuzzy rabbit pops out but it turns out to be The Killer Rabbit!!! So basicly you end with your throat eaten out by the rabbit and then some random french dude comes by and throws a giant golden cup at you calling it the Holy Grail before some idiots in knight suits beat your already dead body up in a fight for the cup.

I wish I could think of a clever wish to wish for.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:20 am


Granted, unfortunately just as you are about to type it you forget what it is.

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Tank13

PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:11 pm


... stare
I wish for the power to grow my finger nails at will.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:42 pm


Tank13
... stare
I wish for the power to grow my finger nails at will.

Granted. But soon your finger nails develop a mind of their own and stab you to death with their long, sharp pointyness.

... while singing show tunes.



I wish for world peace. heart domokun

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Cloud0.0Strife
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:31 am


Granted, unfortunately it lasts 5 minutes and Stalin baby ciomes and stabs you in your sleep.

I wish someone would wank me 'cause I'm too lazy to do it myself. (Let's see if anyone will even want to reply to this)
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:13 pm


Cloud0.0Strife
Granted, unfortunately it lasts 5 minutes and Stalin baby ciomes and stabs you in your sleep.

I wish someone would wank me 'cause I'm too lazy to do it myself. (Let's see if anyone will even want to reply to this)


Granted. But then you asplode. domokun mrgreen


I wish everyone was always happy.

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Kitty_boom

PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:06 pm


Granted. Everyone is always happy even when the overly happy workers at all the nuclear plants across the globe accidentally cause them to explode sending radiation everywhere until we pretty much breathe it causing all to get cancer and slowly die painful and terrible deaths. But hey we're happy.
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:03 am


Makes a wish

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Tank13

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:56 pm


Granted, but something goes horribly wrong!
I wish my brother would stop watching so much Star Trek: Voyager. I'm so tired of it!!!
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:33 am


Granted but now he watches all the Star Trek films.

I wishses for a wishses that would make wishses for itselfses.

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Tank13

PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 12:17 pm


Granted but, the Wish starts to make it's own wishes non-stop and eventually wish for the end of all things.

I wish for the end of all things! heart
PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:08 am


Granted but then they start again.

I wish I knew who it was that wanked me before I asploded.

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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:22 pm


Cloud0.0Strife
Granted but then they start again.

I wish I knew who it was that wanked me before I asploded.

Granted. But now you know that it was your mother.

I wish for a mudkip. heart
pirate
PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:50 pm


Could be worse.

Granted but because it's only on your Gameboy.

I wish. . . veggie tales would wank me! And that she wouldn't cut my d**k off.

(I'll get something no one will reply to someday)

Cloud0.0Strife
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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 12:37 pm


Granted but she pulls it off by accident

I wish a bunny would hop up to someone and make their day.
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