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 Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:01 pm
sad I have so much porn to write. crying
XD HAhaha.... Micah is so cute. razz He wants to Smoochy Dev. SMOOCH SMOOCH.
D< I'VE NEVER BEEN TO CHUCKIE CHEESES!
I want one of those huge slices of Pizza. Mmmm... :3
AND OKAY, I WILL SHUSH.
Goodnight now, you. D<
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:09 am
PORN. biggrin *giant creepy grin*
*goes to post and stuff*
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Johnny777Nny Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:13 am
Yay, I love posting for Voldemort again. x3 It is difficult to think of what exactly he would say so these responses are prolly taking me way longer to write than they should, but oh well.
My Voldemort avi makes me happy. whee *hugs it*
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:08 pm
*Hugs your Voldemort Avi as well*
........... *Molests it*
*Must resist the urge to coerce Voldemort/Godfrey WRAWR!SEX right away*
XD
:3 I can't decide what Godfrey's amortentia smell would be.
... something... somethign else..... and then a smell he can't identify. (It's sort of Voldemort's smell, but it's really the smell of... cold. O_o Cold familiarity. Familiar coldness. Somethin'
WHAT IS VOLDEMORT'S? 8D
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:57 pm
*Sees that Cassy is posting in Lockhart Manor and explodes into joyful candy*  Yaaaay~
@Cassy: Smooch Devlin? Possibly. I haven't explored his sexual orientation very much. He likes older women, I know that much for certain thus far.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:17 pm
:3
Btw, I am completely making this s**t up as I go. I think I read somethign like this once like eyars ago. But the stuff with the pressure points is like... completely made up. So afar as I know. XD
HE LIKES THAT QUIDDITCH PERSON.
I'm trying to decide if Devlin is going to be tactless or not, and ask Micah if he wants to bang that quidditch chick without realizing what he's actually saying.
Friggin words... misspelled. D< Argh.
I have thoughts that should probably lead to fanfiction/pron, about Xeno/Harry/Gilderoy.
:3
I have this feeling Xeno doesn't really care about having orgasms himself- he just likes to induce them using weird methods. XD
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:29 pm
Pshaw, it's the wizarding world. There are spells to make boogers sprout wings and attack people. Nothing has to be 'accurate.' Accuracy is for jerkfaces.
Well, considering he secretly bangs his guardian Abygale, that'd certainly make the moment awkward for poor Micah, lol!
We should totally roleplay porn on Livejournal, lawl.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:21 pm
D< HELL YEAH! You're right.
But I do love your accuracty. biggrin IN your thread-makings, so it's REALLY COOL THERE.
HAHAHA. DID NOT KNOW THAT. Hahaha, oh Micah. :3 *did itttt*
........ what? You can do that there? O_o *imagines huge orgy thing between everyone*
XD
Hahahah.
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So what Xeno did was really just sort of- a non-therapy thing.
I'm SURE there's some sort of .... sex-book type thing out there that details how to do those sort of things. XD HAHA. So Xeno was basically feeling him up.
But I get the feeling you know that. biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:33 pm
There are many roleplaying-oriented communities on livejournal. New entries can be used as posts. And because Livejournal allows adult content.. Buttsex.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT UNTIL RECENTLY MYSELF. Kat informed me of it. Abygale is lonely. SO THIS TIME IT WASN'T MY DOING!
Gilly got maaaad~ I think he's starting to sense something's up here. Xeno's manner of touching only solidified his paranoia. Because he is such a lying, manipulative, selfish person himself, Gilderoy is quick to assume those around him are just as self-centered and likely to cheat. He's now trying to figure out if Harry cheated on their marriage.
And he's all like "I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, XENO. I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR DOINGS. I WILL DEFEAT YOU. AT WHAT, I DO NOT KNOW, BUT YOU WILL BE DEFEATED."
Ravished. Lawl.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:41 pm
Oooooooh.. biggrin YAY ADULT CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin
O_O HAHAHA. YAY FOR KAT! D< Poor Lonely Abygale. But with only Rookwood as an option, really...... XD
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GILLY GOT HORNY, I THOUGHT.
:B But then he's gotta think, why would Xeno give the game up right there? O_O
WAIT. Can ravished mean hungry? O_o HAHAHA. XD Oh well.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:44 pm
No, Gilly made a mistake - his mind was elsewhere when he was speaking, lol. Poor thing.
AND ANGRY. WHICH IS A DANGEROUS COMBINATION, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE IS ALSO HUNGRY. That makes a manbeast. UH-OH, HARRY, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT IN BED TONIGHT.
I feel bad for Gilderoy. He has no idea what to think...
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:51 pm
x3 Hehe. Awww.... poor Gilderoy. <3 Really, from his position, it's really scary. Somewhere he's got to know that what he thinks is real isn't actually what's reality. That's got to be really terrifying. XD HAHAHAHAAAAAA. biggrin Omfg, so awesome. *Is tempted to have Harry give in and give Gilderoy at least second/third base in order to keep the peace* XD sad Yeah, poor Gilderoy though.
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Johnny777Nny Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:57 pm
Lol, it's so fun to read. x3 I've never felt bad for Gilderoy before, but now I sorta do. Xeno freaks me out pretty bad. o_o
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:58 pm
You so should. Gilderoy gets all... sexually dominant when he feels he's exposed or vulnerable in any way. As though by getting a little rough with Harry, it gives Gilderoy a boost back into his position of all-knowing adventuring novelist. All like "that's it, Harry - you enjoy this, don't you? Of course you do.. you've always been a diligent c**k-sucker. *Chuckles/purrs*" Methinks Harry is going to have a very pounce/rawr Gilderoy on his hands as soon as dinner is over.
LAWL. Poor Harry.
And Xeno had better watch himself! Gilly's not above throwing a tantrum.
Hugs from his children would be nice~
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:00 pm
@Mike: I love Gilderoy so much. <3 But then again, I have always enjoyed writing for selfish, arrogant douchebags.
COCKY JERKFACES ARE AWESOME.
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