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...wait you mean that guy isn't the inspector??

...my panties...nooo!!!

okay..I just have to do this.

Joys message: Hee hee Hiya!! Sorry Joys not here,oo and if your Looking for Ella,she told me never to call this number again or she'll burn off your..*eep* ::voice sound distant:: but thats a naughty word Ella!!! Nee waa..anyways if theres ANYTHING at all that Joy can do to make you happy Please Te- Beep!!

Tiff: OMG!! No He didn't!! EEp!! Im so excited!! I must go shopping with my new shopping spree card and get the perfect first date thong!!if you want to come call me kay??But no Pictures of our date sooo emmbrassing ::giggle:: Hee hee byeeee!!!!!

Ella:.....when the hell were we able to afford the phone?... stupid b***h better not of spent our savings.

Kurai: ::high voice::..Im going to kill you!! Evil spawn of Satan!!!

Uwasa: Hey little sis,I've heard that you been..once again
trying to hook me up with random girls. Please stop!! I can set myself up without help with my sister. But..uh..when I do...
.....can I ask you advice?
Celeste: ::sounds of baby crying:: Hi Joy!!Sorry I havn't been around much but I'm really sorry about asking this but can you babysit Joy?? OO and I need some help with the jet,the engine broke and I havn't been able to fly out to get diapers...so it be best you bring some...Thanks hun love ya!!

Rayan: Im Not Ero-Sensei!! And Im not having an affair with Campanilla!! I don't thinks shes really cute and totally an awesome fighter and make my heart beat a mile and a mood swinger in a good way. Not at All!! And I never ever going to ask her out!!...But..what top should I wear if I did? Blue Or green? A tie?

I LIVE, FOOLS!!!

Hahaha I love the phone messages thing. Lemme try.

Rayan's message: This is Ria High teacher Rayan Stiger. I'm currently elsewhere, so I'd appreciate it if you left a message and I'll try to get back with you when I can. If you are a student of mine or a fellow teacher, press 1 to leave an "important" message. *beep*

-Rayan opens his dorm door, clicks on the light and stumbles in dead tired-

"Oi... so much training today. Not to mention stupid headmaster Matt dragging me all over creation... I guess I should check my phone messages..."

Message 1: "This is Campanilla. I just wanted to call you to thank you for tutoring me. I'm doing much better now that I'm not going to those morning classes. *changes to attractive flirty voice* If you get injured again, be sure to let me know..."

Message 2: "Nee-haaaaa! This is Joy! Are you there, ero-sensei? Ero-sensei!!! ah gomen, I forgot you were a hobo. You must have stolen this phone, hehe! You were pretty smooth with Camp-y-chan today! I guess good looking perverts go for the underaged girls, ne? What happened to you and Aili-san? *giggle* Maybe you're a two-timing ero-sensei! But don't worry I won't tell Aili anything! Not until after I get a picture of Campy in your room, that is..."

Message 3: "Yo Rayan! This is Matt! Awesome fight you had with the gay guy, it totally made my day! uhhh oh yeah I forgot, you never did give me that mission report. Haha, oh well, I had to listen to the pumpkins. Later!"

Message 4: "*huffing and out of breath* Rayan, save me! These crazy girls are eating me alive! ...Oh lord what did I do to deserve this... I have to hide somewhere until they expend all of their female fury... OH s**t THEY FOUND ME!!! AHHHH DAMN IT BURNNNNNNS! *whimpering* Mother Aili... help..."

Message 5: "Rayan, this is Shadow. I'm looking forward to fighting you again since I'm back from wherever the heck I was. I'll see you tomorrow."

Message 6: "Uhhh yeah this is Matt again. I kinda had IRS dudes knocking at my door, so I told them to go see you. You and the girly gay guy will have to split paying for the massive damage you caused to my battle dome thingy... Hope you have enough to cover it. If not I suggest you buy one way airship tickets fast."

Message 7: "Greetings, Mr. Stiger. The skills you displayed during our battle were most impressive, even for a human and all... I look forward to our next bout." (Violet)

Message 8: "Rayan this is Kurai again this is a big freaking emergency! I can't feel my face, and they won't let go of my legs! Ahhh! Now the girls are attaching themselves to my body... OH MY GOD MY SPLEEN!!!"

Message 9: "Rayan I need your help cleaning my office tomorrow. One of the IRS guys kinda got a little aggressive so I took care of him... the blood kinda ruins my professional decor."

*beep*

"...Why me..."

((Leave a message, so I don't have to think up something for your charries to say: ))

Michio: *Mentos song starts* Sooo- Sorry we cannot take your call! Ba boo ba da. We're not at home now. We would of answered he phone, but we're clearly not home, and your call's an important one! We'll get back to you. You make sure that we do. Leave a message so we know you called! LEAVE A MESSAGE! Name and number! C'MON! LEAVE A MESSAGE! START RECORDING AT THE TONE!!!! Mentos, the message taker! *beep*

Forgot to mention what kurai did. Basically since the word got around about him stealing panties, they laid a trap for him when he got a girl's dorm. Kurai sneaked an upskirt claiming he needed photograhic proof for the pantie company, but the girls decided to maul him to death.

^^ I love abusing Kurai.

Definition:

Spleen (splen) n. A large lymphatic organin the upper left part of the abdomen: it modifies the blood structure.

Basically girls were quite effective in their female fury.

Poor Kurai.

At least is wasn't the Sfinktoid.

that one girls reminds me of Tiffy-chan alot....

Mentos are good. Leave a message already to prove you called! XP

And Joy go post. Steph's being lazy again and won't reply with Camp after I posted. Hehe nah I'm sure she's being productive... in some other way...

I read it just fine.

Reply to Tiff:
Good: "You saw someone that looks like Michio. I'm his conscious replying by the way. What did he look like? Did he have dark wings or an aura of darkness? Please reply." *beep*