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 Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:48 pm
: razz icks up Billy again:: STOP!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:49 pm
Will you come to the Inaugural ball with me?
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:53 pm
*glides in and on to the karaoke stage*
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Clinet Lad, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Client Lad, what is the secret of your power?
Client Lad, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?
[spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Matter Eater Lad,
archrival and nemesis of Client Lad, with powers comparable to Client Lad.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Tenz.
How 'bout the power... to move you?
[sung]
History of Client Lad and Matter Eater Lad,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goog.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go!
Client Lad, what is the secret of your power?
Client Lad, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?
[spoken]
When Client Lad and Matter Eater Lad joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenzell D. That's right,
[sung]
Me! And TK!
We're now Tenzell D!
Come fly with me, fly!
Client Lad, what is the secret of your power?
Client Lad, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now,
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my hand!
Matter Eater Lad, we're gonna fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scrote.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:53 pm
Tenzil Kem Will you come to the Inaugural ball with me?
::Nods:: If I'm not busy, Of course.
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:53 pm
::looks at Tenzil and gives him a thumbs up::
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:56 pm
Fantasti-
::hears Powell's song::
AGAIN with the libelous lyrics! Client Lad, what has gotten IN to you?!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:58 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:58 pm
It's not literal, Tenz!!!! It's just a buddy song!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:01 pm
But...the lyrics clearly indicate us as non-buddies! You said "Arch-rival and nemesis!" You're not my nemesis! Your name isn't Evillo!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:03 pm
Winsome Janet Van Dyne : razz icks up Billy again:: STOP!! *Struggles.* But things feel like things!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:04 pm
Newscaster Billy Batson *Struggles.* But things feel like things!
::holds him much like a baby:: STOP! STOPP!! Calm down!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:04 pm
The lyrics clearly indicates that we put aside our differences and team to kick a**.
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:07 pm
But if you were my arch-nemesis, the entire putting-aside of things would be just a trick, and after the menace was defeated, you'd just turn on me and entrap me, and it would be about that time that the rest of the Legion showed up and beat the nass out of you.
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:09 pm
Tenz....it's just a song! All I did was change a couple of words. I's not meant to be taken literally. Neither of kill yaks with mind bullets.
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:09 pm
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