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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:05 pm
A: You think your grandma is really drinking tea when she says she's having a "tea" party?
Q: Have you left something at your friend's house bacause his/her cow tried to slit your throat?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:15 pm
Dark_Flower94 Q: Have you left something at your friend's house bacause his/her cow tried to slit your throat? A: no but i would
q: if the sky is falling and i dont caer what are you gonna do about it?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:17 pm
A: Make the ground fall UP.
Q: What if Bigfoot owned a considerable portion of Microsoft's shares?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:30 pm
Then they would make computer chips out of tonails. Microsoft is a group of cheap bastards. xp
If 22=x, what is the sqaure root of an octogonal pie?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:45 pm
A: A pentagon with all sides measuring 11. biggrin
Q: Q-Bert vs. Leanard Nimoy: Who would win?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:50 pm
Bishop186 A: A pentagon with all sides measuring 11. biggrin Q: Q-Bert vs. Leanard Nimoy: Who would win? A: My mother, of course.
Q: If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of "progress"?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:54 pm
*raises hand* Oooh, oooh, I know! 'Tis Congress! blaugh
Q. Did you know?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:55 pm
melocure Bishop186 A: A pentagon with all sides measuring 11. biggrin Q: Q-Bert vs. Leanard Nimoy: Who would win? A: My mother, of course.
Q: If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of "progress"?
A:the congress Q What tastes better than pigs? oops looks like this is a bit late sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:57 pm
Lobo-chan *raises hand* Oooh, oooh, I know! 'Tis Congress! blaugh Q. Did you know? A: Yes Q: How many babys does it take to paint a house?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:02 pm
A: One million, seventeen thousand, two hundred and six and a half, to be exact.
Q: Why do I listen to Blind Game Again from Gravitation all the time?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:09 pm
A: Thats just what you think you're actually listening to hip hop Q: Why are we here?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:10 pm
Because we are, deal with it.
Where is here?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:16 pm
kingdom of greenery
shouold i click post?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:22 pm
Yeah, sure... whatever floats your boat...
What floats your boat?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:23 pm
Surface tension.
Is Batman a ninja?
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