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 Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:44 pm
Mothers know when they breed a monster.
Or, maybe it's both a nature/nurture thing. There are a few genetic reasons why people can't identify the fact other people are, well, people as well. And this is reinforced by the fact their mother, who has the same condition, treats them like s**t.
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:13 pm
would you rather have a food replicator or a teleportation pad?
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:29 pm
Once you have one, the other comes free of charge. The technology's the same.
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:09 pm
Ugh, why do I keep gettin these migraines?
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:46 pm
Too much stimulation during the day, perhaps. Or blood flow problem in your brain.
Or just not enough Zelda.
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:12 pm
I'm wearing a Zelda shirt today - And no migraine! You're a genius, Xander.
But in reality, I think it was an allergic reaction to something I had been eating.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:43 am
Whats your favorite thing to order at chinese place?
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:17 am
Orange Chicken. It be yummy.
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:43 pm
According to this, 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds.
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:44 pm
how come some people stalk their ex's and others do not?
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:41 pm
what happens if you are scared half to death twice?
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:54 pm
Why are you asking me that? Has she said something? Look, just because I wait outside her window all night just to watch her sleep doesn't mean I'm stalking her. And I only went through her trash twice, ok? The other five times it was a raccon and I think if I can't check what she's not eating then it doesn't count. Wait, what was the question again? Oh, uh, because some people just don't have the connestion her and I do.
Well then you should hit this person. Very, very hard. Because they're trying to kill you.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:29 pm
What is the best way to slaughter your enemy?
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:55 am
By using Bruce Campbell to kill them. Any use of him will do. Having him kill them with a chainsaw, having him shoot them... Hell, pick him up and club the person to death with Bruce Campbell. It's all good.
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