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 Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:02 pm
Granted and you sing it and people love you and you become famous. However everyone seems to hate to see others doing well so you also have people who think your a f** and they form a mob outside your house. It slowly grows out of control and one particularily crazy hater breaks in and sends you to a slow, painful death.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:27 pm
confused ???
I wish had a life time supply of muffins! heart
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:41 pm
Granted but your lifetime lasts 5 minutes.
I wish that hippo would stop staring at me.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:49 am
Granted, now angry armadillos follow you everywhere you go and attack you whenever you take them where they don't want to go.
I wish I was a pokemon :3
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:25 am
Granted, unfortuantely you are a fish type pokemon and you are stranded in a desert.
I wish I could make a perfect wish.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:40 pm
Granted...but then the universe implodes on its self and you die before you make the wish. blaugh
I wish I had another Payday bar.Yum.
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:17 am
Granted You're at the zoo and you find a payday when all of a sudden the elephants escape and chase you stealing your payday and trampling you to death
I wish I was home from school
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:14 am
Granted, but you are now at home being perusaded to drink lots of alcohol by an evil leprechaun that gets you to burn every house in the tri-county area.
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:10 am
Well, seeing as he's not making a wish. . .
I wish I had a sandwich. I don't want to do anything with it, I just want it.
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:34 pm
Granted, but then you drop your sandwhich into a pot of cow manure and you don't get your sandwhich.
I wish for nothing! mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:07 pm
Granted theres nothing... but God gets pissed that you messed up his work... and evolves a race of creatures to poke you you never get to sleep again...
I wish Cori would be back from Florida this weekend.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:43 pm
(Hmm, I was gonna say something about her being dead but that seems a bit cruel)
Granted but she goes straigh back to Florida after being back for 3.2 seconds.
I wish I was God.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:18 pm
Granted, you are now god, but your are the god of the muslims which doesn't exist you you dissapear into an oblivion with the last fo the worlds pizza rolls.
I wish I had a plate of pizza rolls...
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:05 pm
Granted but you dont know what I did to those pizza rolls... Are you sure you want to eat them now? Are you?
Easter is a day celebrating a zombie! I wish zombies plagued the Earth.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:12 am
Granted But the zombies attack you in your sleep and kill you
I wish my back didn't hurt lol
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