A Formal Letter of Apology to killafrog, Bruce Springsteen, all of the people suffering from Novel H1N1 influenza and the entire Gaia Geezer Guild:
While we were genuinely trying to do the right thing for geezers in providing more customers for the GGG booty grabbing bar when other and more mature and responsible Geezer drinkers were not available, we clearly missed the mark. Drinking Geezers are confused and angry, which is the opposite of what we hoped to accomplish. We sincerely apologize to killafrog, his organization and, above all, his fans.
We recognize that we need to change our course. We have committed to killafrog and state publicly here that we have taken down all links for his establishment that might be seen or misconstrued by other mules or underage Gaians. This redirection only occurred as a choice when we could not satisfy fans' specific search request for virtual drinking in an exemplary manner, but to make sure there is no misunderstanding in the future, we also publicly state that we will never again drink alcoholic beverages at killafrog's establishment in a manner that can possibly create any confusion during a high-demand on-sale.
Specifically, we will not present an option to follow our bad example at the bar without the consent of the owner and the venue, both of whom work together to bring the joy of virtual entertainment and enjoyable hydration to millions of fans.
If any patrons of said establishment have inadvertently been distressed by the direct or indirect consequences of our reprehensible behavior, we do sincerely offer our humblest apologies.
We are committed to helping deliver the most enjoyable and best virtual drinking experience to fans. We will do better going forward.
Sincerely,
psihug, mule, Bandaidd Enterprises
While we were genuinely trying to do the right thing for geezers in providing more customers for the GGG booty grabbing bar when other and more mature and responsible Geezer drinkers were not available, we clearly missed the mark. Drinking Geezers are confused and angry, which is the opposite of what we hoped to accomplish. We sincerely apologize to killafrog, his organization and, above all, his fans.
We recognize that we need to change our course. We have committed to killafrog and state publicly here that we have taken down all links for his establishment that might be seen or misconstrued by other mules or underage Gaians. This redirection only occurred as a choice when we could not satisfy fans' specific search request for virtual drinking in an exemplary manner, but to make sure there is no misunderstanding in the future, we also publicly state that we will never again drink alcoholic beverages at killafrog's establishment in a manner that can possibly create any confusion during a high-demand on-sale.
Specifically, we will not present an option to follow our bad example at the bar without the consent of the owner and the venue, both of whom work together to bring the joy of virtual entertainment and enjoyable hydration to millions of fans.
If any patrons of said establishment have inadvertently been distressed by the direct or indirect consequences of our reprehensible behavior, we do sincerely offer our humblest apologies.
We are committed to helping deliver the most enjoyable and best virtual drinking experience to fans. We will do better going forward.
Sincerely,
psihug, mule, Bandaidd Enterprises
