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^giant blue dong fan?

> Also enjoyed Rorschach.

Ooh ^ is a lucky gal. 3nodding < wishes

XD < has heard of different choices of water in fancy restaurants, and except for the distinction between sparkling and normal, it's all crap. In a blind taste test, New York public water was voted the best tasting water in the world, and yet you never see that offered at fancy restaurants.
< personally enjoys going to nice places and eating fancy food, but warns against EVER taking a slice of black truffle and putting it directly in your mouth. It's strong stuff and will make your brain temporarily short out. < loves nutella on bread, but < actually prefers it on fresh baked French baguettes and pastries while sitting on the edge of your private villa's pool with your feet dangling in the water(nutella always reminds < of vacation in St. Martin, so it holds a slightly more sophisticated place in <'s mind).

But seriously, fancy food isn't that bad. It may be kind of strange, but if you just try it you might find that you like it a lot. Sometimes you won't like it(caviar is gross and < has no idea why people will pay so much for it), and sometimes you really won't be sure what you think about something(black truffles are one of the most confusing foods < has ever eaten, < still can't tell whether < liked them or not), and sometimes you'll find out you actually like some of this stuff(< has discovered that lamb is divine as long as you keep mint out of the equation). At the very least it's an interesting new experience.

*shudders in fear*