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I love them!
Too lazy to make them. (Plus I don't know how. ^^; )

I make good... lemon cookies. :3

The mix.. that's what I meant. :p

...lately, I've noticed an increasing number of PM's asking me for nekkid full-body pics... Some of those may/may not have been from actual guild members (Yeah, you know who you are... whee )

However, I must point out to the general majority that this site is a PG-13 rated site... which means having me post pics at all .... well, it's walking the line...

Also, I've noticed that all the schmexeh and/or hott/hawt people have finished with posting their own pics... and I gotta tell ya, I'm quite sick of seeing all the beauty and grace... so, I've decided that it's time to switch it up a bit... and post something that'll give you all nightmares, or at least... cause you to lose the next 1 or two meals you were planning on eating, but are now skeptical as to whether or not that might or might not be a good or bad choice or decision...

Thus, if you were to scroll down too quickly, you might/might not recover quickly from what you are about to see, as it's something nobody has been expecting, nor have they ever planned on expecting to see such a bountiful spectacle of beauty... or... at least... the uglier side of beauty...

...the dark... ugly ... twisted insane side....

....well, here you are... by request... full-body nekkid pix o' Shawn!



This pic obviously demonstrates my superb ability to reflect light from a mirror to a camera lens... of course, my wandering eyes would never give away the fact that there's a handy viewing panel on the back of said camera... and nobody would ever suspect this handy little tool ever existed...




This is more of a boasting pic... it's gotta be the best one, since it displays my only true redemptive feature... that physical part of myself which will allure the ladies despite my grotesque appearance (Yeah, some idiot said I looked like a ********' 30 yearold... that b*****d...)

I hear tell a picture says a thousand words... yet this one only says seven...

"I have golden eyes... and you don't..." ::evil laughter::

The golden eyes... at first glance, they astound passerby's as they scurry out of the way of the ughly fat man... so ugly... yet... they can't look away... No matter... once they get an eyefull of these eyes... they'll come back lookin' for more cool

Which is why I don' wear sunglasses like >>>>>> cool This smiley...




I decided to take a picture of my 'good" side... however, because of faulty camera skills, I succeeded in capturing the opposite side instead...
This is evident in the small markings upon my facial area which may/may not suggest incessantly obtrusive acne...

Oh, for shame...

Well, I hope you're off to clean the barf off o' your keyboard... and I hope you enjoyed your time putting it there in the first place...

If, however, you did not barf, and you just happen to be female.... well, gimme a call... because I've been looking all over for a gurl like you whee

It's okay... I know I'm not... I just pretend to be to keep the bitches n' ho's away... they're evil, and try to take advantage o' me n' my golden eyes... ninja I mean, c'mon... Cali's full o' tehm... seriously... i mean, sometimes I jus' can't stand teh ppl here...

Oh, but back to teh point... wait... what was it...? Hm.............

Oh well, must not have been important... oh, but you said dress? I don' see dress, I only see your face confused
Teh straight hair is nice though... mine's always curly as ********... that is... it was until I cut it all of yesterday... cool

Yah... contacts... never could poke myself in the eye...
...hehe, I showed my eyes to my friend from Spokane... he kept asking if it was just the lighting... and then he started laughing... he's all "Dude, your eyes got lighter?"

I wuz all yeah... they did... cool and somehow that makes me cool... cool cool

...and hey, that's not a real V-neck...! V-necks are supposed to be revealing, aren't they? scream

Maybe mrgreen

not in Cali... I mean, gurls can pretty much wear whatever they want... (I mean, c'mon... that stick gets to dress in a miniminiskirt and a tubetop... ******** whore...) ... oh, but if you wear a solid colour shirt and solid colour pants, you get suspended... talk2hand