Oh, and I almost forgot!
biggrin The great orc-friending attempt.
DM (except in more detail): You enter a cave, and see four orcs, as well as one leader orc. They don't immediately attack you.
Sorceror (note: bunnie!!): ..GREET THEM.
Everyone else: What.
Sorceror: Why do we always have to beat up on orcs by default?! Greet them!
Fighter (note: me!!) and Healer: ..okay, whatever.. we'll be back here. You go greet them.
Sorceror: I greet the orcs!
DM: In?
Sorceror: Common, I guess..
DM: Okay, you'll have to wait until it's their turn for their response.
Sorceror: Nobody attack them, okay?
Ranger: Um. I attack the orcs.
Sorceror: You jerk!
Barbarian: I guess I attack them too..
Fighter: Aw. I kinda wanted to see.
Healer: Dude, nothing would have happened..
Fighter: Hey, are they smarter than me?
Healer: What's your intelligence?
Fighter: Six.
Healer: ..yes.
Fighter: Shiiiiit.
Sorceror: HEALER! Hit on them!
Healer: What.
Sorceror: HIT ON THE ORCS.
Healer: ...
Fighter: Well, half-orcs have to come from
somewhere.Healer: ...
Sorceror & Fighter: do it do it do it do it do it
Healer:
Hey there, big boy..
Sorceror & Fighter: laaaaawl
Healer: I can't BELIEVE I did that..
Fighter: Um.. I attack the orcs..