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 Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:52 am
Owwin Wantcookie Vespids are the only insects I can respect. There are only a few that don't leave you alone if you do the same. Also: <******** horseflies are everywhere I turn. Horseflies are the ******** scourge of the insect world. I want to train one of those scary giant japanese hornets to go and ******** them up while I swim. "Oh what was that? You wanna bite me? Welcome to RAPE CITY!" I am pretty sure you cant train bugs though. Maybe they could do that microchip thing they do with those one beetles? EDIT: Oh and LPS, just make sure she doesn't get stung. You think she is loud now. You can train fleas, can't you?
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:53 am
Lady Psycho Sexy You can train fleas, can't you? You can make it look like you've trained fleas with tricks.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:53 am
Owwin Wantcookie Vespids are the only insects I can respect. There are only a few that don't leave you alone if you do the same. Also: <******** horseflies are everywhere I turn. Horseflies are the ******** scourge of the insect world. I want to train one of those scary giant japanese hornets to go and ******** them up while I swim. "Oh what was that? You wanna bite me? Welcome to RAPE CITY!" I am pretty sure you cant train bugs though. Maybe they could do that microchip thing they do with those one beetles? You wouldn't know at a glance, but the area I live in is chock full of wetlands. So I basically live on a hill surrounded by mosquito- and horsefly-infested swamps. ******** insects, man.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:56 am
I hate bees and wasps.
Try screaming at it and calling it names, since all else has failed. xd
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:59 am
J of The Wind I hate bees and wasps. Try screaming at it and calling it names, since all else has failed. xd This is the second-worst possible plan of action. xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:00 am
Wantcookie You wouldn't know at a glance, but the area I live in is chock full of wetlands. So I basically live on a hill surrounded by mosquito- and horsefly-infested swamps. ******** insects, man. You need to do what I did. Flies always get in my house somehow, so I just let spiders live everywhere in the house that isn't my room. I watch them sometimes, but I have never actually seen them catch anything. This little one with spindly legs actually got a fly in his legs and was trying o subdue it, but the fly's torso was bigger than his and it cannon balled away from him. EDIT: Yeah J. You know you gotta try to lure it into your pants. What were you thinking?
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:05 am
Lady Psycho Sexy Owwin Wantcookie Vespids are the only insects I can respect. There are only a few that don't leave you alone if you do the same. Also: <******** horseflies are everywhere I turn. Horseflies are the ******** scourge of the insect world. I want to train one of those scary giant japanese hornets to go and ******** them up while I swim. "Oh what was that? You wanna bite me? Welcome to RAPE CITY!" I am pretty sure you cant train bugs though. Maybe they could do that microchip thing they do with those one beetles? EDIT: Oh and LPS, just make sure she doesn't get stung. You think she is loud now. You can train fleas, can't you? A flea circus is basically things glued to their backs and the floor they stand on is heated up.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:06 am
Owwin Wantcookie You wouldn't know at a glance, but the area I live in is chock full of wetlands. So I basically live on a hill surrounded by mosquito- and horsefly-infested swamps. ******** insects, man. You need to do what I did. Flies always get in my house somehow, so I just let spiders live everywhere in the house that isn't my room. I watch them sometimes, but I have never actually seen them catch anything. This little one with spindly legs actually got a fly in his legs and was trying o subdue it, but the fly's torso was bigger than his and it cannon balled away from him. EDIT: Yeah J. You know you gotta try to lure it into your pants. What were you thinking? Arachaphobia.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:06 am
Owwin Wantcookie You wouldn't know at a glance, but the area I live in is chock full of wetlands. So I basically live on a hill surrounded by mosquito- and horsefly-infested swamps. ******** insects, man. You need to do what I did. Flies always get in my house somehow, so I just let spiders live everywhere in the house that isn't my room. I watch them sometimes, but I have never actually seen them catch anything. This little one with spindly legs actually got a fly in his legs and was trying o subdue it, but the fly's torso was bigger than his and it cannon balled away from him. EDIT: Yeah J. You know you gotta try to lure it into your pants. What were you thinking? Spiders are cool. I don't know why everyone hates them. Not only do they eat pests, they do it with super-intricate web traps. Do you know how smart a spider must be? They memorize which of their web strands are sticky and which aren't so they don't get caught in their own trap. It pisses me off when I see people break their webs. That would be like forcing you to change all your passwords, your address, your zip code, your phone number, and your name, and re-remember them ALL and if you get it wrong even once, you die.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:07 am
Kaos Incarnate Lady Psycho Sexy Owwin Wantcookie Vespids are the only insects I can respect. There are only a few that don't leave you alone if you do the same. Also: <******** horseflies are everywhere I turn. Horseflies are the ******** scourge of the insect world. I want to train one of those scary giant japanese hornets to go and ******** them up while I swim. "Oh what was that? You wanna bite me? Welcome to RAPE CITY!" I am pretty sure you cant train bugs though. Maybe they could do that microchip thing they do with those one beetles? EDIT: Oh and LPS, just make sure she doesn't get stung. You think she is loud now. You can train fleas, can't you? A flea circus is basically things glued to their backs and the floor they stand on is heated up. Oh. D: That's cruel then. I hope some of them end up in the ringmaster's hair, cause that's totally b***h.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:08 am
Lady Psycho Sexy Owwin Wantcookie You wouldn't know at a glance, but the area I live in is chock full of wetlands. So I basically live on a hill surrounded by mosquito- and horsefly-infested swamps. ******** insects, man. You need to do what I did. Flies always get in my house somehow, so I just let spiders live everywhere in the house that isn't my room. I watch them sometimes, but I have never actually seen them catch anything. This little one with spindly legs actually got a fly in his legs and was trying o subdue it, but the fly's torso was bigger than his and it cannon balled away from him. EDIT: Yeah J. You know you gotta try to lure it into your pants. What were you thinking? Spiders are cool. I don't know why everyone hates them. Not only do they eat pests, they do it with super-intricate web traps. Do you know how smart a spider must be? They memorize which of their web strands are sticky and which aren't so they don't get caught in their own trap. It pisses me off when I see people break their webs. That would be like forcing you to change all your passwords, your address, your zip code, your phone number, and your name, and re-remember them ALL and if you get it wrong even once, you die. Trapdoor spiders scare the ******** out of me. D:
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:11 am
Oh yeah, I forgot you afraid of spiders Cookie. I can't have them touching me, but we can coexist in the house so long as they stay in their corners. I found a recluse on my bowflex and that little ******** got scooped into a cup and thrown outside so far. Dangerous lil s**t.
@ LPS. I panic when one gets on me or if I get surprised by one hanging from the ceiling, but I don't destroy their webs. I do however, ******** with the ones in my basement by blowing on them when they are all calm, just to keep them on their toes.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:12 am
Wantcookie J of The Wind I hate bees and wasps. Try screaming at it and calling it names, since all else has failed. xd This is the second-worst possible plan of action. xd Hey! I tried to contribute! Its my solution to Houseflies. " GET OUT. I HATE YOU, YOU s**t DWELLING FREAK. YOUR BABIES ARE DISGUSTING AND YOU SHOULD BURN FOR LOOKING LIKE THAT." *Flies away* Damn right you will.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:15 am
J of The Wind Hey! I tried to contribute! Its my solution to Houseflies. " GET OUT. I HATE YOU, YOU s**t DWELLING FREAK. YOUR BABIES ARE DISGUSTING AND YOU SHOULD BURN FOR LOOKING LIKE THAT." *Flies away* Damn right you will. I need to be meaner to flies. The ones in my house are lazy and complacent because I don't smash them. When they get on my screen I catch them and throw them, but they always fly back. If I could bring myself to crush them they would probably be less daring. "Oh ******** is that jim?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:15 am
It's not my fault that most spiders in the garden like making webs (or parts of them) at eye level down the path...
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