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 Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:35 pm
ɳʘ ʄαɱɛ ʘɍ ʄʘɍʈʊɳɛ
ɳʘ ȴʊʗҡ ʘʄ ʈɧɛ ɗɍαϖ
Run outside and scream "I'M A CHICKEN I'M A CHICKEN!!"
What is love?
ɨ ɗαɳʗɛ ϖɨʈɧ ʈɧɛ ɋʊɛɛɳ ʘʄ ɧɛαɍʈϨ
αɳɗ ʈɧαʈ ϖαϨ αɭɭ ɨ Ϩαϖ
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:39 pm
Love is when 2 cars collide head-on, throwing both drivers into the opposite car's trunk.
What is hate?
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:20 am
Hate is breaking wind in a crowded elevator.
Why is sleep?
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:52 am
We sleep so as not to see the monsters at night.
How do clouds stay up?
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:57 pm
invisible strings are holding them up.
Why does water get you wet when you touch it?
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:21 pm
Because your hot hands scare the piss out of it.
How do headphones work?
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:49 pm
there are little tiny people in them that sing/speak/play instruments/make sounds when you're using them. XD
Why do honey buns taste so good?
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:53 pm
because they were made in the planet Mercury
Did you ever think that killing animals is wrong?
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:19 am
Yes, I'm quite thirsty.
Why can't pigs fly?
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:25 am
Pigs can't fly because a long time ago they traded there wings for there cute tails.
Why is it the sun blinds us?
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:38 am
Because the moon's too shy to.
Why do dogs bark?
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:32 am
Bark? What are you talking about? Every knows they meow. cool
Why do people have noses?
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:27 pm
Georgia
What Country has the most Atomic Bombs?
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:49 pm
Boy you got me wanting more, more, more! Give it all up for love, babe!
Greenland.
What is the average length of a pregnancy?
You got me saying more, more, more! Wind me up, wind me up!
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:10 am
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