Dueoh H.
Cloud:
crying Aeris could you sow my pants back together? they ripped.
Aeris: ^_^ sure Cloud!
Red X: *scratch scratch* Aeris could you pull this tick out of my ear
Aeris: Thats what friends are for!
Tifa: Aeris would you stretch this bra out with these watermelons for me? I got it too small again.
Aeris: ^_^Sure thing girl friend!
Cid: Aeris could you wipe the oil offa my shoes and then polish them?
Aeris: ^_^Eye Eye Captain!
Vincent: Aeris...could you reload, unjam, and clean out my pistol for me?
Aeris: ^_^ I'll be done in a heart beat.
Yuffie: Aeris can i see your materia right quick?
Aeris: Sure Here you go.
Yuffie:
eek ......
ninja ....*runs away with it*
Aeris: ^_^ no need to worry I'm sure she'll bring them back.
eek *monsters start comeing from all direction*
eek ....re..re..really soon. any moment now...
*hours later*
Cid:
blaugh GO FISH...*Door slams open and Aeris is standing there sweaty and ruffed up*.........
eek Did you finish my shoes?
Aeris: O.O *mouth wide open*
Tifa: yeah and my bra, i need one for tomarrow *fileing her nails*
Barret: oh and we left some dishes for you in the kitchen...*playing cards*
Caith sith: oh and i leaked some oil where your standing would you be a dear and clean it up? thank you.
Aeris:
eek *eyes twitching*......
Cloud: Oh yeah and Aeris I need a...
Aeris:
scream SHUT THE HELL UP!!! FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISSERABLE LIVES WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE!!! LIKE ME MAYBE HM?! I'VE BEEN HELPING YOU GUYS ALL DAY WITH OFF THE WALL THINGS AND BECAUSE OF IT I GOT BEAT UP AND MUGGED BY MONSTERS IN THE WILD!!! I MEAN LOOK AT ME!!!!! I'M STANDING HERE WITH BLOOD ALL OVER ME, CLOTHS PARTIALLY TORN, HAIR A MESS, AND SCRAPED AND BRUSED ALL OVER ME AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS ASK ME FOR MORE FAVORS!!!!!!! WELL TO HELL WITH ALL OF YOU!!! I'M GOING TO TAKE A BUBBLE BATH, EAT SOME OF MY FAVORITE FOOD AND GO TO SLEEP!!! I HAD BETTER NOT HEAR A DAMN WORD OUT OF ANY OF YOU TONIGHT!!!!!!!! *stomps her way upstairs and slams her door*
Everyone:
eek ......
Cloud:
ninja ok guys here's the plan, we'll pay Sephiroth to kill this crancky @%^!& and to make sure she doesnt see another I'll throw her into the water so that there's no way of wakeing back up.
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