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Deftone

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:41 am


thats awesome Gem! haha!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:36 am



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:37 pm


I had to put this somewhere. It's too awesome to ignore.

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Coming soon: 'All Star Superman and Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen: Ace Photographer for the Daily Planet'.
- Written by Frank Miller
- Pencils by Jim Lee
- Painted by Alex Ross
- Lettering by Jesus Christ

Except from issue #1 (courtesy of Wizard Magazine):


Narraration: From the moment I first saw him, flying above the city in that skin-tight spandex, I knew that I wanted to be his 'best buddy'. However, things didn't work out so well in our first meeting...

Jimmy: So, what's your name?

Superman: What are you, some kind of illiterate @#$wipe? Haven't you seen your own mother&%*@ing paper? I'm the #&%$ing Superman!

Jimmy: Oh, I know. I was just hoping to get to know you better. I was hoping that I could be your friend, if you know what I m-

*Superman smacks Jimmy into a wall*

Superman: Who the &$^% do you think I am, that pansy-#$% Aquaman? I could crush your bones or boil your blood with barely a thought, and you want to be 'friends'? The only person I want to get close to in this city is that hot piece of &%^ Lois Lane, you little $&@*er! Now you shut the %*#& up and listen, 'cause I want you to go tell Luthor something for me. I'm coming for his %$#, and when I find him, I'm going to pull his arms off, burn his &#^$%s to ash, and then squeeze his skull until his brain oozes out. You tell him that! Tell him that the Superman is coming for him! Heh. Heheh! HAHAHAHA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*Superman flies away*

Jimmy: But... but why do you want /Lois/...? Why couldn't you want... me...? Damn, I guess I'll just have to go smoke some crack, hire a prostitute, and cut myself to drown out the pain.


End~


...and don't miss issue #2, where Superman goes on a bender and ends up beating Lois with a phone book!


I'm very sorry for this post, BTW.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:33 am


eek

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:54 am


http://www.superdickery.com/d**k/1.html

Superman is the biggest a*****e ever.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:27 pm


xd

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:34 pm


neutral  
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:42 pm


surprised

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:09 pm


Cassie! The guys at Penny Arcade read Discworld!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:13 pm


xd

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:55 pm


A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.  
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:07 pm


eek nifty info Gem.

I like the Churchill one best xd

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:46 pm


Um I always thought Winston Churchill was born at his family's home Blenheim Palace. been in the room myself eek
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:37 am


My dog is named after him.

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Cassandra022

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:16 pm


Wikipedia agrees with Elspeth
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