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Yay Married with Children on the gaia movies... but I still can't figure those things out.

Ugh, I just feel gross right now. This morning I had to stop my shower short because I had to throw up. Dry heaves... continued the shower (I had to wash the rest of the shampoo out of my hair), ended up missing class. I ate something at least, but I don't feel much better. And now my nose won't stop running. I think I'm getting sick.... crying

The grand hilarity is that while I can't really think of anything worth getting banned over, I can certainly think of things far more worth getting banned over than some fail 4chan memes. Hell, the memes they latch onto are usually some of the crappiest ones too.

s**t, if I was going to go about getting banned, I'd launch into a blazing missive against someone why really needed the wake-up call. At least it'd instill some fear in the right parties, educate some bystanders and earn some respect for my command of the english language.


But lame pictospamming with one of the dumbest memes ever? What's next, taking great pride in having been dropped as a child?

So what you're saying here is that if we can make it through a generation of utter failures (barring a rough 10% that will probably not be able to turn the failtide) that are now reaching their twenties, we'll have a nation of epic citizens?

Maybe I'll reconsider my previous plans of eating a bullet upon my retirement.

The way I see it you can go two ways with this... snarky and snarkier.

a> Point out that since you've pegged that day to hold your epic worldwide lightswitch rave, it's a mixed curse at best.

b> Admit that while there may be scads of convincing evidence that this totally accurate fortunetelling is so much more reasonable that past predictions of apocalypse and/or Rapture at many points in history, you really can't see yourself being convinced by prophecies of a defunct culture. After all, if our own civilized predictions of doom and disaster can't be relied on, why should we think that heathen witch doctors can do any better? And how do we know that some of our oh-so-reliable televangelists aren't just following in a long tradition including a handful of high priests saying "Kukulcan told me in a pile of human entrails that if you don't give me-- er, the temple ten-thousand jade earplugs, he'll destroy everything in a bunch of centuries... honest!".

Oh s**t. Castro resigned. Miami is insane right now.

I was kinda thinking it'd be crazy like that.