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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:55 pm
*nods and gathers a few stray ambling kittens up onto the bar counter*
YOU!
*Kittens sit up straight with wide eyes*
You are my creatures now. You will make sure he keeps his room in a state closely resembling cleanliness and if he does not, you will unravel all of his clothing until he is forced to fight evil in the nude. Roger may get away with it, but I doubt Hellson will.
*gives the kittens jingly balls*
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:57 pm
Lucifer Morningstar *nods and gathers a few stray ambling kittens up onto the bar counter* YOU! *Kittens sit up straight with wide eyes* You are my creatures now. You will make sure he keeps his room in a state closely resembling cleanliness and if he does not, you will unravel all of his clothing until he is forced to fight evil in the nude. Roger may get away with it, but I doubt Hellson will. *gives the kittens jingly balls* Fighting the forces of evil while naked? It's more likely than you think! surprised
..although generally not reccomended. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:01 pm
It's a more dangerous principle than even the Witchblade opperates under, which is fighting while as close to naked as possible.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:08 pm
Well, most of the time I roll into battle wearing shorts and a coat.
I mean... sometimes those come loose. Ripped off, eaten away by acid,just plain eaten, that sort of thing.
I don't LIKE it, but hey, it can happen. *shrugs nonchalantly, sending Hamurapi's jinge ball bouncing away*
Besides, didn't you go through an entire desert naked or something once?
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:10 pm
*glances around the bar*
....this place is starting to brim with kittens. I'm going to have to train them to do something useful other than spy on you.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:13 pm
Man. I need to hire me a whole horde of vets for this lot. gonk
*Hammurapi hisses and claws his ear* stare Hush, you. I'm down to ancient Mesopotamian rulers for names. You don't want me to break out the "Fluffy McMufferpants" names, do you?
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:16 pm
I would be forced to take action against you were to resort to those names.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:18 pm
*walks in*
*sees the multitude of cats*
Master Hellboy, I am not in the business of kitty litter. Misses Walker and Kyle are...special cases. ninja
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Questionable Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:21 pm
Lucifer Morningstar I would be forced to take action against you were to resort to those names. Yeah, same here. Liz tried to name one "Snuggles" once. gonk It managed to escape with a moniker of 'Tennant' though- brown tabby, kinda had spectacles.
Say, uh.. I don't suppose you could... *coughs* Y'know. Magic some 'orbs' away or something. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:24 pm
*raises an eyebrow and summons a cleaning-demon*
Are you trying to get the health inspector in here, Hellson? He's not going to clean YOUR room too you know.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:25 pm
*arches an eyebrown at Hellboy's question*
Did you just-...
talk2hand
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:30 pm
Patience The Magdalena *arches an eyebrown at Hellboy's question*
Did you just-...
talk2hand IT WOULD MAKE THIS A LOT SIMPLER. scream
And I know, Pop. xp I know. *tries to corral the horde a bit, popping kittens into pockets and covering his shoulders in cats*
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:37 pm
No, no. It's cool, I understand...
I was just taken aback by the.. .uhm, choice of words...
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:41 pm
Patience The Magdalena No, no. It's cool, I understand...
I was just taken aback by the.. .uhm, choice of words... xp It's been a long day.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:49 pm
That must be it.
Thinking about it, the sisters back in the abbey must have been extremely tired at all times, because god how they liked to... you know... orbcall things.... *shrugs*
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