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 Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:33 pm
Namor goes flying back, crashing into a mound of sand! Namor gets to his knees, rubbing his jaw.
"Impressive shot. Yet if I learned one thing Arthur from our previous encounter, it's not to count on a fair fight so...."
Namor heaves a handful of sand into his eyes and tears a palm tree from its base and swings it directly at his head!
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:38 pm
Even the King of Atlantis feels quite a bit of pain after being hit in the face with a tree. Clearing the sand out of his eyes with his hand, Arthur listens for his opponent's movements and shoots the hook straight for the nearest sound.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:41 pm
:::A lifeguard blows his whistle.:::
"ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO! OUTTA THE POOL! TEN MINUTE TIME OUT FOR ROUGHHOUSING!"
:::Nearby an elderly woman throws her 'Golden Girls' brand towel at Namor's head in protest.:::
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:45 pm
The towel wraps around Namor's head and blinds him temporarily, causing him to topple and as luck would have it, inadvertently dodge the flying hook whicvh sails straight at the lifeguard and pierces his rubber horsey around his waist...
POW!
...sending the lifeguard flying across the pool with a...
SPLASH!
(edit)
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:48 pm
Thankfully, Arthur is distracted at just the right moment by the whistle, causing him to just barely, and very accidentally, dodge the arboreal projectile. Retracting his hook, Arthur finishes rubbing the sand out of his eyes and stands in a defensive pose, awaiting Namor's next move.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:54 pm
:::Another whistle blows:::
"Freeze! Police!"
:::They point to Namor and Arthur:::
"You two, hands against the wall and spread 'em! We've had reports of two vagrants tearing apart a kiddie pool and you guys match up so don't move!"
:::Namor peers out the corner of his eye to catch the officers pointing rubber duckies at them:::
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:58 pm
Namor frowns in an incredulous state at...rubber duckies?
"Is it any wonder why you surface people amaze me with your...."
But the officers begin shooting....er, the squirting water at both himself and Aquaman aka Arthur Curry! Namor leaps above the offending process and sails into the air where he takes advantage of the distraction and plows right into Arthur's chest with both feet!
Namor grabs one of the police officers and tears the ducky from his hand and as insult to injury as Arthuir sits up.....
*bonk!*
Right on the ol' noggin'!
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:02 pm
Unfortunately for Namor, Arthur is already back up by the time his rubber duckie goes *bonk* on the ground. Spotting a tree behind Namor, Arthur once again fires his hook off. While Namor only sees the hook flying past his shoulder, Arthur uses the zip-line to pull the tree to the ground, hitting the Sub-Mariner squarely on the head.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:07 pm
Namor shakes his head and clears the cobwebs, pushing the tree off of his body as his enemy advances...
"You know, I always saw myself as above such tactics but considering our past..."
And Namor uses Arthur's own weapon against him, grabbing the coil of the hook and jerking it up-and right between Aquaman's legs, before dropping it back to the sands!
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:12 pm
OOC: I'm not arguing, because I'm probably just visualizing this wrong, but how did it get between his legs? Anyway...
"Ughh..." Not pleasant. However, this just does more to infuriate Arthur. Once he gets up, he makes a Batman-esque leap at Namor, fist-first and ready to fight.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:17 pm
:::A giant hand reaches through the clouds and grabs a nearby tree. It grips the tree tightly and bends it down with a thunderous boom from the sky:::
VA - WOOSH!
:::The trees and onlookers suddenly start to spin around and around. The grass turns to mush... and then water. The combatants now realize that they are no longer at the Motel 6, they have been flushed in a toilet bowl. They are caught up in the unexpected spin cycle and taken for a dizzying ride. The rubber duckies once pointed at them are spun about, many of them smacking them in the head as they keep spinning, and spinning, and spinning...:::
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:39 pm
And Arthur's attack is timed perfectly as he crashes into namor who is rammed hard back against the side of the porcelin wishing well as they are finally sucked into.........
ew
"A toilet!? You have got to be...."
Neither man can maintain their grip as the aquatic suction has them taken by surprise, until they arrive in the flowing sewer tunnels and they are flushed into a raging river of..........
Namor springs up, hovering in the air!
"Revolting!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:42 pm
"You're not getting away that easily..." Arthur, again, launches his hook towards Namor, wrapping the cord around Namor's leg and pulling him back down into the muck of the giant sewer-pipe.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:44 pm
"Filthy....." Namor growls,"You may be used to such filthy waste but I am NOT!"
Fights himself free of the muck and tackles Arthur, holding his head under the disgusting waste!
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:48 pm
Whipping his legs around behind him, Arthur does a semi-backflip onto Namor's back, slamming Namor further into the watery muck below. "A true prince of the sea would understand that you have to restrain your opponent's entire body when in water, not just the head. Besides, you can't keep a firm grip in this slippery filth."
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