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Wow you guys have a good imagination........

Sephiroth: Fo Shizzle my nizzle!

Barret: Hey, sailor! wanna get in my yacht and go for a pleasure cruise?!?! Get wiz it!

Reno: Oh, I'm sorry, let me take off those annoying pyramid shields!

Barret: Yo Cid Dis is tha shiznit!!! come look at this @#$^!!!

Cid: What it is? Oh snizzle that nice as $^@#!!!

Barret: You know it For ^@#$ing sure!!!

Aeris: eek I CANT TAKE THIS ANY MORE!!! *pulls out taser and zapps them both knocking them out*

*minetes later*
Barret: *slowly starts wakeing up* wha...what the @%^& happen?

Cid: *also wakeing up* i dunno... eek What The *^%#!? *tries to move but cant*

Barret: eek who strapped up to these @#$^ chairs with these #$^%^ belts!?

Aeris: Hello Boys...

Cid: eek what the #$%& are you doing to us?!

Aeris: scream I am tired of you two haveing such horible language!!! its time to get some grammer in your systems!

Barret: eek what the #@$^ is ger-am-mamer?

Cid: yeah this @^!&* thing you said call Vocba...vaco...what ever the @#$^ it is?!

Aeris: *pushes button beside her and Barret and Cid get shocked* you see your bringing this pain on your selves. Every time a word...

Barret: WHAT THE @#$^ WAS THAT FOR!!! *gets shocked again*

Cid: scream YOU SON OF A $#^$& ~ZAP ZAP ZAP~

Barret: Get Me the @^*& offa this thing!!! ~ZAP~

Cid: $^$&! $T&^#&$& #$@^% sucking #$%$#% ~ZAAAAAP ZAP ZAP ZAAAAP~

Barret: whee WHY THE ^%#^ is this $^#% ^@%^% happening to us @$#%^@^ it!? ~ ZAPPP~ ZZZAAAAPPPP~ ~ZAP ZAP~

Aeris: eek My God.....

Computer: @__@ OVER LOAD! OVER LOAD!

Cid: gonk Oh %@^&#xin;g $#%#!!! ~ZAP ZAP~

Barret: xp #$&@ why are you doing this #$%#!? ~ZAAAAAAP~ ~ ZAP~

Computer: MALFINCTION!!!! *Blows up in large flames*

Aeris: eek ....

*minetes later*
Barret: blaugh Hey Cid you motha ^$&#&% you want some $%^@ing Doritos?!

Cid: #@^&ing absolutely!!!

Aeris: ^__^ Pass those #$@%@ things over here you @^&* sucker and &@$% eateing ^$*& #%^ mother $%^!er.

Cloud: crying Aeris could you sow my pants back together? they ripped.
Aeris: ^_^ sure Cloud!

Red X: *scratch scratch* Aeris could you pull this tick out of my ear
Aeris: Thats what friends are for!

Tifa: Aeris would you stretch this bra out with these watermelons for me? I got it too small again.
Aeris: ^_^Sure thing girl friend!

Cid: Aeris could you wipe the oil offa my shoes and then polish them?
Aeris: ^_^Eye Eye Captain!

Vincent: Aeris...could you reload, unjam, and clean out my pistol for me?
Aeris: ^_^ I'll be done in a heart beat.

Yuffie: Aeris can i see your materia right quick?
Aeris: Sure Here you go.
Yuffie: eek ...... ninja ....*runs away with it*
Aeris: ^_^ no need to worry I'm sure she'll bring them back. eek *monsters start comeing from all direction* eek ....re..re..really soon. any moment now...

*hours later*
Cid: blaugh GO FISH...*Door slams open and Aeris is standing there sweaty and ruffed up*......... eek Did you finish my shoes?

Aeris: O.O *mouth wide open*

Tifa: yeah and my bra, i need one for tomarrow *fileing her nails*

Barret: oh and we left some dishes for you in the kitchen...*playing cards*

Caith sith: oh and i leaked some oil where your standing would you be a dear and clean it up? thank you.

Aeris: eek *eyes twitching*......

Cloud: Oh yeah and Aeris I need a...

Aeris: scream SHUT THE HELL UP!!! FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISSERABLE LIVES WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE!!! LIKE ME MAYBE HM?! I'VE BEEN HELPING YOU GUYS ALL DAY WITH OFF THE WALL THINGS AND BECAUSE OF IT I GOT BEAT UP AND MUGGED BY MONSTERS IN THE WILD!!! I MEAN LOOK AT ME!!!!! I'M STANDING HERE WITH BLOOD ALL OVER ME, CLOTHS PARTIALLY TORN, HAIR A MESS, AND SCRAPED AND BRUSED ALL OVER ME AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS ASK ME FOR MORE FAVORS!!!!!!! WELL TO HELL WITH ALL OF YOU!!! I'M GOING TO TAKE A BUBBLE BATH, EAT SOME OF MY FAVORITE FOOD AND GO TO SLEEP!!! I HAD BETTER NOT HEAR A DAMN WORD OUT OF ANY OF YOU TONIGHT!!!!!!!! *stomps her way upstairs and slams her door*

Everyone: eek ......

Cloud: ninja ok guys here's the plan, we'll pay Sephiroth to kill this crancky @%^!& and to make sure she doesnt see another I'll throw her into the water so that there's no way of wakeing back up.

Cloud (right after Aeris dies) : Holy $hit she looks mighty sexy when shes sleeping

RedXIII: "hubba hubba!!! come on baby, light my fire"

Tifa: "meet me in thh back of the 7th Heaven Bar in 10 minutes"