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 Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:34 am
Granted, but you get sick from some raw bacon.
*shudders at the thought of eating raw bacon*
I wish I really was a kitty-tentacle monster.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:58 am
Grant but you find that every time you see a school girl...
I wish I didn't have to wake up for school right now
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:08 pm
Granted but it's because you dropped out and became a bum living on the side of the street, trying to sell paper mache but it's really just pieces of paper you found and chewed up.
I wish I had 1337 frisbee skills.
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:12 am
Granted, but you lose the ability to type, find out there are no frisbee tournaments, and jump off a cliff after writing a petition to create said tournaments that was denied.
I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for...
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:24 am
Granted but it's something boring and hsving to do with toes.
I wish that I wasn't so damn sick.
(There are frisbee tournaments, I'm on an ultimate frisbee team.
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:59 pm
Granted, but your so healthy it baffles scientists and they kidnap and disect you...
I wish I had some cheese! Fresh cheese!
((Are you serious?))
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:35 pm
Granted but it hasn't been aged properly because it's just so damn fresh. It tastes really nasty.
I wish I had already written this lab report.
(google it)
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:13 pm
Granted, but its so wrong that you fail...
I wish I could meet everyone here in Jenova's Witnesses.
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:16 pm
Granted but you realize there is only one of us as we are truly all just slaves to Mother's divine will.
I wish I wasn't so tired since I have more homework to do.
Which reminds me.... I shouldn't be posting. Lab reports are just so boring.
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:05 am
(What's scary is how plausible that suggestion could be, I have five or six accounts I use myself.)
Granted but you end up falling asleep instead of going to school.
I wish I had all the answers
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:49 pm
Granted but you have none of the questions.
I wish I could go look at penguins.
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:21 pm
Granted, but strangely enough, they become agitated by something and attack you, thus ending your life in a freak penguin accident.
I wish we could all star in roles in a remake of the Wizard of Oz... I call flying monkey! F34r teh f1y1ng monk3h!
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:53 pm
Granted, but the Wicked Witch decides to make Monkey Cake, in other words, your bum. Sayonara!
I wish Dynasty Warriors 6 came out already! Seriously... Corrupting that wish is unbearably evil, like saying Sephiroth is gay, or that Chubby isnt lazy.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:18 am
Granted! But its not as good as you think it is... its only a side scroller and the graphics are about as good as the first Mario game, no voice, text, combos, cool detailed weapons, music or plot... and you can't get a refund for it.
I wish that all the rat places in the world were burned down... and by rat places, I mean Chuck E. CHeese...
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:16 am
Granted, but Chuck E survives... and is in your living room
I wish I could be Toto in our Oz remake...
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