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Okay, here is Rizu-Chan's Hetero Pairing List! And, unlike Aeris, I took an hour an a half to comment on every single pairing! I hope you enjoy, and if it's not enough for one post, I'll continue onto a second one! Also, it's in alphebetical order, enjoy.

Apprenticeshipping (Mahaado x Mana) - Cannon pairing. Hands down. Whoever opposes this will have the honour of kissing my a** before I kick theirs.
After I burn the mother fsckers.

Aptshipping (Hiroto x Isis) - Where the hell did this come from? And, to whoever came up with it...what were you on?
And can we have some?

Ardentshipping (Hiroto x Shizuka) - This one I can actually see happening. As gross as it is though, in a few years it'd be right. That is...if Jou doesn't kill Honda before then.
After all, sooner or later, she's GOING to learn about Duke's dog costume. And then he's out of the running.

Arrogantshipping (Seto x Mai) - As possible as it is, I just can't see it. I don't see Seto going for big, fake, plastic breasts like Mai's. Besides, the blonde already has the puppy as her b***h.
They're fake?

Attachshipping (Kisara x Mokuba) - No. Just, no. Already pushing aside the fact that they live in time periods 3 000 years apart, that's just...ewww.
Agree.

Atticshipping (Ryou x Mana) - Cute. They'd get along well, though I'm not sure Ryou would be able to handle it. We all know who'd be on top.
... So want to burn you for that, Rizu. But hey. You're right.

Avishipping (Yami no Yuugi x Isis) - ...the frick?
Well, after all that "My pharaoh" crap...

Azureshipping (Seto x Anzu) - He'd pistolwhip her to death if she came within 10 feet of his room.
He would not!

Babbleshipping (Katsuya x Kisara) - What were you people smoking when you came up with this?
I still want some.

Blameshipping (Possessed Katsuya x Anzu) - I don't think Malik would put Jou through that insufferable torture...
Tea would suffer, too, you know.

Blessedshipping (Priest Mahaado x Shizuka) - ... ... ...no. Just, no.
*nods in agreement*

Bounceshipping (Ryou x Rebecca) - Again, poor Ryou wouldn't be able to handle it.
And his yami would kill her.

Boxshipping (Mokuba x Anzu) - Kaiba. Pistolwhipping. Anzu. Dead.
Actually, I think decapitating her with a card would be more his style.

Breathshipping (Shaadi x Cyndia) - Two words; SCORE, SHAADI! Only joking, I can't imagine him taking someone else's wife like that, even if the wife is already dead.
This is another what were they smoking and why didn't we get any.

Bribeshipping (Mai x Ryuzaki) - As much of a b***h as she is, Mai deserves better. A HELL of a lot better.
Besides, he's too short. And not in a cute like Yugi way, either.

Cavaliershipping (Yami no Yuugi x Rebecca) - What the ******** are you people on? THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN. EVER.
It's about this time I think maybe I should count my prozac to be sure none is missing.

Cheershipping (Ryuuji x Shizuka) - I hate to say it, but this one is probably the most realistic one I've seen so far. Especially since Ryuuji is so skilled at flirting with Shizuka without big brother knowing.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. Sooner or later, she'll learn about the dog costume.

Cherryshipping (Katsuya x Amane) - Don't know enough about Amane so no comment.
Yeah, who is she again?

Chuteshipping (Pharaoh Atem x Kisara) - *shoves the two away from each other* You, go screw Mana or someone. You, get your a** back to Seth. Yeesh...
... ... ... dun make me burn you.

Cloudshipping (Noa x Shizuka) - ...very slim possibility, but Kaiba and Jou would have to face the apocalypse before accepting it.
Gives whole new meaning to hating your in-laws.

Clovershipping (Noa x Kisara) - Even if they were on dope, I can't believe someone pulled this out of their a**.
And why clover? The hell do they get these names?

Conceitshipping (Yami no Bakura x Mai) - Would never happen. Both of them are way too egotistical for it to ever work, even in ultra-paranormal-upside-down-world.
Are they even aware that the other exists?

Crownshipping (Pegasus x Anzu) - Chains...
THE FSCK?!?

Devotionshipping (Katsuya x Anzu) - Jou's left ear would be torn off within the time-span of 10 minutes.
Not to mention, dancers can kick.

Dripshipping (Ryouta x Anzu) - Same case as with Jou.
They can kick very, very hard.

Driveshipping (Malik x Mai) - *shudder* I don't like this one for some reason...
Neither do I. He deserves someone gentler.

Exoticshipping (Yami no Bakura x Isis) - Maybe if he broke into her house and decided to rape her before stealing the Tauk. Otherwise, no.
Malik would skin him aliiiive...

Fearshipping (Yami no Malik x Isis) - Chains, whips, blood, knives, ect...
And marshmallows for good measure.

Fillershipping (Noa x Rebecca) - Too much egotistical genius. Simple as that.
That would be... so annoying...

Floatshipping (Doroboo Bakura x Priestess Aishizu) - Same response as Exoticshipping.
Isis and Aishizu are sluts! XD

Foreshipping (Isis x Yuugi) - *choke*
Gee, ya think?

Frazzleshipping (Katsuya x Rebecca) - ********. NO.
When pigs fly out Pandora's a**. Actually, you know what? I'd pay to see that...

Gingershipping (Keith x Shizuka) - I am going to say this again; what are you people on?
*discovers that her prozac is intact and goes to check her ritalin*

Graceshipping (Ryou x Isis) - They don't even know each other, but it's possible. They might get along well enough for it to work. Kura-chan (Bakura) would get in the way though.
She would mother him to death. I can see it happening.

Halfshipping (Ryou x Miho) - Who the hell is Miho?
Ribbon. Read the manga.

Hostshipping (Ryou x Anzu) - Same response as Atticshipping.
XD He's an uke. He's suck an uke.

Illusionshipping (Yami no Malik x Mai) - This one has rape written all over it.
I dun like it.

Jadeshipping (Ryuuji x Isis) - What. The. ******** style="color: violet">She'd see right through him, even without the Tauk.

Kiddyshipping (Mokuba x Rebecca) - Could work. In a few years. Once Rebecca gets over her infatuation with Yuugi.
I agree.

Lateshipping (Yami no Bakura x Amane) - Again, don't know much about Amane's character so I can't comment too much about it...but, from what I do know, Ryou would have a shitload of moral issues about it. It's practically incest, after all.
Ryou would kill his Yami.

Lawshipping (Priest Akunadin x Priestess Aishizu) - GETITOUTOFMYHEAD!!!!! NOT RIGHT! SICK! SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK!!!!!
No one wants to picture that, thank you. Naked old dude = bad.

Lingershipping (Pharaoh Atem x Priestess Aishizu) - Maybe a little, but I can't really imagine it. They don't seem like the type who would be attracted sexually to each other.
For all he's... you know what? Not even going to go there. Dun feel like having to hurt myself.

Logicshipping (Priest Set x Priestess Aishizu) - There's a reason why this is called logicshipping. It's one of the few that actually makes sense.
^.^ Someone agrees with me!

Manipulashipping (Malik x Anzu) - I'm not sure who'd have it worse; Anzu for having to be held prisoner, or Malik for having to listen to her rant about how her friends will rescue her and how friendship will prevail over all.
You know he'd find ways to shut her up.

Misguideshipping (Ryuuji x Rebecca) - ...skipping over this one before I puke.
*pukes*

Mizushipping (Priest Set x Kisara) - Yet another pairing that just makes sense, not to mention it's a ra-damned cannon pairing. For all those who don't think so, get the bugs out of your a** and look at the facts.
Cannon is nice.

Moralshipping (Priest Mahaado x Anzu) - ...I would say I'd skip this one before I puked, but it's too late.
MAHAADO DESERVES BETTER, RA DAMN IT!

Mysteryshipping (Shaadi x Amane) - Don't know enough about Amane so no comment...I want to know more about her damn it! crying
I've never even encountered her in the manga!

Mythshipping (Isis x Malik) - Incest. As much as people like playing with it, this is not the pairing to play around with.
Yeesh. I agree. That's... not hot.

Nellshipping (Noa x Amane) - STOP IT WITH AMANE ALREADY!
Please do, I'm running out of responces.

Ninjashipping (Magnum x Mai) - Oh right, that's who Magnum is... *puts on spiked heels and crushes the b*****d's skull*
Aw, I wanted to do that!

Obscureshipping (Shaadi x Isis) - That's obscure all right. But, it could happen. They're both prophetic as all hell.
Not to mention, it'd be hot.

Opticshipping (Pegasus x Shizuka) - ...can someone hand me the Sennen Rod so I can use the dagger to stab the drunken b*****d who came up with this load of crap?
*runs to get the Sennen Rod for Rizu*

Outcastshipping (Doroboo Bakura x Kisara) - There is only one thing that's right with this pairing. And that's the fact that they're both outcasts. Kura-chan would probably kill her for being too quiet or for some other stupid reason.
Or because he's a stupid a*****e, or because he just likes killing, or because then Diabound gets her monster's abilities...

Peachshipping (Anzu x Yuugi) - Cute, and (as much as I hate to admit it) it's almost a cannon pairing. Shame poor Yuugi never gets a real chance with her though.
basketball... good...
What are you thinking?
That scene will forever be etched into my memory.

Persevereshipping (Ryuuji x Anzu) - They don't suit each other. It's not gross or anything, they just don't suit each other.
Dancers can kick. 3nodding

Pervertshipping (Sugoroku x Anzu) - EW EW EW EW EW GROSS! NEED TENDERSHIPPING! NEED TENDERSHIPPING!
Rizu, did you read the first first first chapter of the manga?

Pestshipping (Haga x Anzu) - Haga could never get that lucky. With anyone. The thought of him with a woman, or with any one person man or woman for that matter, is just plain disgusting.
Unless it's one of his insects. Then it's disturbing AND disgusting. And fairly likely. *shudders*

Philtreshipping (Yami no Bakura x Mana) - Rape. With knives. And chains. And whips. And belts. And a whole lot of lovely torture objects, conventional or not...
You need to read The Stolen Heart. It's not a bad pairing, really.

Placateshipping (Ryou x Kisara) - Maybe if they were in the same ******** time period.
No one ever considers the time period...

Platinumshipping (Pegasus x Kisara) - NO TIME MACHINES! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Unless Kaiba invents one.

Pleashipping (Priest Mahaado x Priestess Aishizu) - I can see this working, but then that doesn't explain how both the Tauk and the Rod got into the Ishtar family tree.
*death glare* NO!

Poemshipping (Yuugi x Miho) - Who the hell is Miho?
Honda's crush.

Polarshipping (Katsuya x Mai) - Whoever doesn't see this one deserves to be electrocuted. Then burned. Then slapped. Then forced to actually watch the damn show.
And then we duct tape their asses shut so they can't fart. 4laugh

Pompshipping (Seto x Miho) - Answer the question. Who is Miho? I can't comment if I don't know who she is.
I did! I answered the question!

Prodigyshipping (Seto x Rebecca) - See Fillershipping for reference.
Mokuba is the only Kaiba she should EVER be paired with.

Prophetshipping (Isis x Roba) - Not even in hell.
HE'S NOT A FRICKING PSYCHIC!

Psycheshipping (Mai x Roba) - Roba can't score a chick like Mai. Not even if he somehow got his hands on the Sennen Rod and used mind control on her. Not even then.
He pisses Aerie off.

Puddleshipping (Ryouta x Kisara) - 1 000 BC compared to 2 000 AD. Not gonna happen. Get over it.
Puddle?

Reachshipping (Priest Karimu x Priestess Aishizu) - I don't know who Karimu is, the name isn't even familiar...no comment...
*facevault* Yeah, he's like, the only insignificant preist.

Refineshipping (Pegasus x Mai) - Eww...I need hot chocolate now...
That's not refined, that's gold digging. Can I have some, too?

Regalshipping (Yami no Yuugi x Mai) - There's a huge maybe on this one. I can see it happening, although Mai would b***h at poor Yami about all of his angst. "It's not like I'm asking you to save the world!" ...yeah.
I... cannot see this happening.

Relyshipping (Katsuya x Shizuka) - Another incest couple that should not be played around with.
Never.

Replayshipping (Yuugi x Rebecca) - It's fun to watch these two make Anzu go boom...
It makes her want to kiiiiiiiiill...

Revolutionshipping (Yami no Yuugi x Anzu) - Six words; What the hell was Takahashi-Sama thinking?0
I can't see blaming him for this one.

Ripshipping (Doroboo Bakura x Isis) - I get the feeling that Isis is the most popular boink partner in the whole series...
She's a slut! A SLUT!

Roseshipping (Pegasus x Cyndia) - crying She shouldn't have died... *sniff* Truly a tragedy...
If she hadn't died, there'd, like, be no duel monsters...

Sailshipping (Ryouta x Mai) - ...I'm going to call the mental asylum on you if you people keep coming up with this bull s**t.
My pills are all accounted for.

Screamshipping (Yami no Bakura x Shizuka) - *picks up the phone and dials the number to the local asylum*
xd

Sedateshipping (Malik x Shizuka) - Hello, loony-bin? Yeah, I have a problem here with a whole bunch of reality-challenged people who come up with these pairings for the Yugioh Shipper's list...
Wai! xd xp xd

Servantshipping (Yami no Yuugi x Mana) - Hmm? Hold that thought please, they're actually starting to make sense again.
Izzat all you have to say on that one?

Shadeshipping (Doroboo Bakura x Amane) - ...yeah, get here as soon as you can. Before these people start to become criminally insane.
And bring pills!

Shadowshipping (Yami no Yuugi x Shizuka) - *hangs up the phone* I only have to deal with this for a little bit longer... *grabs hair in exasperation*
*pat pat* And then you can read my responces to your responces.

Shoreshipping (Ryouta x Shizuka) - Keep dreaming, some nice men in white coats will help you harness that imagination of yours...
Ooh. I want a white coat.

Siblingshipping (Mokuba x Shizuka) - Jou and Kaiba would pistolwhip each other to death before this could ever happen. Maybe in 10 years or so...
Naw, they'd just beat the s**t outta each other with their bare hands. Jou's not refined enough for pistol whipping.

Sightshipping (Pegasus x Isis) - Hmm, maybe that call to the loony bin was a mistake. You're actually starting to make sense again.
How does that make sense again?

Silentshipping (Seto x Shizuka) - It'd be silent all right. A silent wedding, Jou would have committed suicide early morning on the wedding day. But honestly, this is a cute pairing, and I've seen some well-done fanfiction involving these two. Kudos to the people who wrote those fics by the way.
I have the funniest comic on this one.

Sinkshipping (Pharaoh Atem x Amane) - ...withdrawing the comment about the loony bin call being a mistake.
Just let her be... dead, or whatever. Please.

Slipshipping (Katsuya x Miho) - Getting sick of this. I want to know who Miho is! stressed
This is why you never miss an issue of Shonen Jump.

Softshipping (Ryou x Shizuka) - This would be good for Ryou-Hime (yes I like calling him princess. This is almost a Yuri couple actually). He might get a bit more of a backbone. It'd be a cute couple actually...and one that Jou wouldn't fume terribly over, considering who it is.
Yeah. It's hard NOT to trust such a little cutie. Hell, I'd trust him with MY sisters!

Soloshipping (Rishid x Mai) - ... *bangs her head against the wall*
Rizzy? I think you cracked the plaster.

Sombershipping (Ryou x Amane) - More incest. But again, don't know Amane's character well so I don't know if the incest should be played around with or not.
It shouldn't. Not in Yu-Gi-Oh.

Spaceshipping (Yami no Malik x Shizuka) - Oh...god...this could happen but...so much slash...
scream I hate slash.

Spoilshipping (Pegasus x Rebecca) - ... *bolts for the bathroom to puke*
Geeeee, ya think?

Stakeshipping (Keith x Mai) - God...you people are sick minded...I'm not sure who'd have it worse; Keith or Mai...probably Keith, although he'd keep telling himself the bust is more than worth it.
Keith gives Americans a bad name.

Startleshipping (Keith x Anzu) - Keith would definitely be worse off for this one.
Dancers kick hiiiiiiiigh...

Supportshipping (Hiroto x Anzu) - My theory is that all the friendship speeches actually belong to Honda and that he created Anzu the android to speak for him, knowing he'd be the most loathed one if he was the one who said them himself.
*has to make a break for the bathroom because she's laughing so hard*

Swiftshipping (Katsuya x Isis) - That's giving Jou a major a** kicking.
Ain't it glory, though?

Switchshipping (Mokuba x Adina) - ...Adina? I'm not going to ask...
xd WATCH THE ORIGINAL VIRTUAL WORLD! Gods, that's wrong! How did I miss that one earlier?!?

Thornshipping (Yami no Malik x Anzu) - More bondage. With a gag to keep Anzu from ranting about friendship.
Don't forget the pretty whips.

Tieshipping (Hiroto x Miho) - *explodes from not knowing who Miho is*
Ha ha.

Timidshipping (Yuugi x Shizuka) - Shizuka would be on top. No question.
Yugi's an uke.

Tributeshipping (Priest Mahaado x Kisara) - No. Way too different, they belong with other people, the men in white coats should be here any minute...
Yes. Take these sick freaks away. Mahaado MINE!

Trustshipping (Seto x Isis) - With Isis haunting Seto's dreams, leaving so many questions unanswered and leaving this mysterious attraction towards Isis... *sigh* Gotta love it.
And besides, history repeats itself.

Vanishshipping (Pharaoh Atem x Anzu) - Same response as Revolutionshipping...
I still don't think we can blame him.

Vaseshipping (Pharaoh Atem x Mana) - Yummy, and since Mahaado is out of the way... ninja
RIZU! I AM SO GOING TO BURN YOU FOR THAT! I AM GOING TO BURN YOU SO BAD! But yeah. We aaaaall know what goes on IN the vases.

Veershipping (Keith x Isis) - ...when the hell are the people in white coats gonna get here? This is starting to drive me crazy!
I ate them.

Vexshipping (Yami no Bakura x Anzu) - He'd murder her brutally. That's it, Kura-Chan wouldn't even give her the honour of rape.
Actually, I read this fic...

Vigilshipping (Mai x Ryou) - Poor Ryou-Hime... sweatdrop Mai'd work him over. Big time.
Naw, he's too much of a pansy for her.

Wallshipping (Rishid x Shizuka) - Just ignore the insane people...the men in white coats will make them go away soon enough...
Oooh! Hello! Pretty white coats!

Watchshipping (Katsuya x Priestess Aishizu) - How many times to I have to say it's a violation of the space-time continuum before you'll actually listen to me?
The same amount of times I have to beat the horribible sluts offa Mahaado.

Wintershipping (Mokuba x Amane) - I don't really know Amane's character, I don't even know her age, so yet again I have no room to comment...
Me neither.

Xenoshipping (Rishid x Isis) - In some, weird, twisted way, it would work. But they're too much like siblings, even if they aren't technically related it's still incest. It can be played around with, but I wouldn't want to. You can if you like though, and if it's good I'll read it.
So will I. *nod nod*

Wow, it all fit into one post! Anyway, Isis seems to have the most coverage, so I'm guessing she's probably the best ******** buddy on the whole damned show. Even if the pairings are unrealistic. Does she sell herself in her spare time or something...? Anyway, I'll work on Yaoi, Yuri, and multiples some other time, I have to go to bed now! Hope you enjoyed the listing and I hope you don't think it's a carbon copy of Aeris's (because honestly it's not)! 3nodding

Logicshipping (Priest Set x Priestess Aishizu) I. Love. This. Pairing. I also think it happened. It HAD to! After all, Malik and Isis got the Rod and Tauk as family heirlooms, remember? So how did they get into the family?
Not to mention how the father of Isis and Malik looks (and sounds although this is less significant) identical to Akunadin. Coincidence? I think not.

Manipulashipping (Malik x Anzu) - I'm not sure who'd have it worse; Anzu for having to be held prisoner, or Malik for having to listen to her rant about how her friends will rescue her and how friendship will prevail over all.
You know he'd find ways to shut her up.
I don't want to see any of the ways he could shut her up o_o

Misguideshipping (Ryuuji x Rebecca) - ...skipping over this one before I puke.
*pukes*
*jumps out of the way to safety*

Mizushipping (Priest Set x Kisara) - Yet another pairing that just makes sense, not to mention it's a ra-damned cannon pairing. For all those who don't think so, get the bugs out of your a** and look at the facts.
Cannon is nice.
Cannon is good sometimes, this is one of those times.

Moralshipping (Priest Mahaado x Anzu) - ...I would say I'd skip this one before I puked, but it's too late.
MAHAADO DESERVES BETTER, RA DAMN IT!
No Anzu... o-o

Mysteryshipping (Shaadi x Amane) - Don't know enough about Amane so no comment...I want to know more about her damn it! crying
I've never even encountered her in the manga!
No Shadi pairings. I just can't see that guy getting down and kinky like that... Seriously.

Mythshipping (Isis x Malik) - Incest. As much as people like playing with it, this is not the pairing to play around with.
Yeesh. I agree. That's... not hot.
I like this pairing to a degree. Images good, they look hawt together. Fanfiction and all out seriousness... No, but certain authors can make it work. It's a sitting on the fence deal with me on this one.

Nellshipping (Noa x Amane) - STOP IT WITH AMANE ALREADY!
Please do, I'm running out of responces.
Leave Ryou's sister in her place of deadness. And no necrophilia please.

Ninjashipping (Magnum x Mai) - Oh right, that's who Magnum is... *puts on spiked heels and crushes the b*****d's skull*
Aw, I wanted to do that!
Pompus b*****d needs to die and stay dead. Just like Kikyo from Inuyasha, but wrong series there.

Obscureshipping (Shaadi x Isis) - That's obscure all right. But, it could happen. They're both prophetic as all hell.
Not to mention, it'd be hot.
*runs to get the Sennen Rod for Rizu*
*pulls out her own dagger and hands it to Rizu-san* I do not want to have to go thru the rant again.

Outcastshipping (Doroboo Bakura x Kisara) - There is only one thing that's right with this pairing. And that's the fact that they're both outcasts. Kura-chan would probably kill her for being too quiet or for some other stupid reason.
Or because he's a stupid a*****e, or because he just likes killing, or because then Diabound gets her monster's abilities...
He'd just take her ablility and kill someone else. I don't see him screwing her.

Peachshipping (Anzu x Yuugi) - Cute, and (as much as I hate to admit it) it's almost a cannon pairing. Shame poor Yuugi never gets a real chance with her though.
basketball... good...
What are you thinking?
That scene will forever be etched into my memory.
Panty tank! XD But no.. That's just one-sidedness in my eyes.

Persevereshipping (Ryuuji x Anzu) - They don't suit each other. It's not gross or anything, they just don't suit each other.
Dancers can kick. 3nodding
Otogi can do much better... But his tastes suck a**.

Pervertshipping (Sugoroku x Anzu) - EW EW EW EW EW GROSS! NEED TENDERSHIPPING! NEED TENDERSHIPPING!
Rizu, did you read the first first first chapter of the manga?
The only one that would be happy is Jii-chan. Not even Anzu deserves the torture that is perverted old man sex.

Pestshipping (Haga x Anzu) - Haga could never get that lucky. With anyone. The thought of him with a woman, or with any one person man or woman for that matter, is just plain disgusting.
Unless it's one of his insects. Then it's disturbing AND disgusting. And fairly likely. *shudders*
Bug man would have to get Anzu heavily drunk or unconscious.

Philtreshipping (Yami no Bakura x Mana) - Rape. With knives. And chains. And whips. And belts. And a whole lot of lovely torture objects, conventional or not...
You need to read The Stolen Heart. It's not a bad pairing, really.
Read Millenium Gold @ aff.net *cackles and runs off*

Placateshipping (Ryou x Kisara) - Maybe if they were in the same ******** time period.
No one ever considers the time period...
Hello? OC character here. We don't really care about timelines, but still, Brother can't sleep with dead sister.

Platinumshipping (Pegasus x Kisara) - NO TIME MACHINES! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Unless Kaiba invents one.
WHAT DID I SAY EARLIER ABOUT WHO PEGASUS CAN SLEEP WITH?! HE CAN'T EVEN SLEEP WITH HIS DEAD WIFE ANYMORE LET ALONE A DEAD TEENAGER!

Pleashipping (Priest Mahaado x Priestess Aishizu) - I can see this working, but then that doesn't explain how both the Tauk and the Rod got into the Ishtar family tree.
*death glare* NO!
*same as Aerie* NO!!!! Technically Aishizu is Sakura and Sakura wouldn't touch anyone in the past.

Poemshipping (Yuugi x Miho) - Who the hell is Miho?
Honda's crush.
A b***h. Miho is the b***h that no one should ever sleep with, not even Bones.

Polarshipping (Katsuya x Mai) - Whoever doesn't see this one deserves to be electrocuted. Then burned. Then slapped. Then forced to actually watch the damn show.
And then we duct tape their asses shut so they can't fart. 4laugh
I can see it happening, hell, even Wayne Grayson - Joey Wheeler himself approved of this pairing, but damnit, I want to keep Katsuya for myself. ;;;>.>

Pompshipping (Seto x Miho) - Answer the question. Who is Miho? I can't comment if I don't know who she is.
I did! I answered the question!
MIHO = b***h = DEATH

Prodigyshipping (Seto x Rebecca) - See Fillershipping for reference.
Mokuba is the only Kaiba she should EVER be paired with.
........NO >_<

Prophetshipping (Isis x Roba) - Not even in hell.
HE'S NOT A FRICKING PSYCHIC!
QUIT PAIRING MY HIKARI WITH ICKY PPL!

Psycheshipping (Mai x Roba) - Roba can't score a chick like Mai. Not even if he somehow got his hands on the Sennen Rod and used mind control on her. Not even then.
He pisses Aerie off.
Roba needs death by siblings.. Which will happen in another year or so.

Puddleshipping (Ryouta x Kisara) - 1 000 BC compared to 2 000 AD. Not gonna happen. Get over it.
Puddle?
Again with Kisara stuffs? Stop it NOW.

Reachshipping (Priest Karimu x Priestess Aishizu) - I don't know who Karimu is, the name isn't even familiar...no comment...
*facevault* Yeah, he's like, the only insignificant preist.
Like I said, Aishizu technically = Sakura, therefore QUIT PAIRING ME WITH ICKY PPL.

Refineshipping (Pegasus x Mai) - Eww...I need hot chocolate now...
That's not refined, that's gold digging. Can I have some, too?
*pulls at hair* NO ******** (Yami no Yuugi x Mai) - There's a huge maybe on this one. I can see it happening, although Mai would b***h at poor Yami about all of his angst. "It's not like I'm asking you to save the world!" ...yeah.
I... cannot see this happening.
He can't really stand her. Just no.

Relyshipping (Katsuya x Shizuka) - Another incest couple that should not be played around with.
Never.
Two words for this one. Koi Kaze. If you seen the anime, then that's the only way I could see this happening.

Replayshipping (Yuugi x Rebecca) - It's fun to watch these two make Anzu go boom...
It makes her want to kiiiiiiiiill...
I like Jealous Anzu, and that's it.

Revolutionshipping (Yami no Yuugi x Anzu) - Six words; What the hell was Takahashi-Sama thinking?0
I can't see blaming him for this one.
Revolution is a good word, that word does not belong with that pairing.

Ripshipping (Doroboo Bakura x Isis) - I get the feeling that Isis is the most popular boink partner in the whole series...
She's a slut! A SLUT!
HIKARI IS NOT A SLUT! She's just really cute and popular.

Roseshipping (Pegasus x Cyndia) - crying She shouldn't have died... *sniff* Truly a tragedy...
If she hadn't died, there'd, like, be no duel monsters...
I'm glad she's dead. She was just prepairing Pegasus for settling down with Isis.

Sailshipping (Ryouta x Mai) - ...I'm going to call the mental asylum on you if you people keep coming up with this bull s**t.
My pills are all accounted for.
Well, she did used to work on a cruise boat... Just kidding, hell no to this.

Screamshipping (Yami no Bakura x Shizuka) - *picks up the phone and dials the number to the local asylum*
xd
These ppl need to quit it.

Sedateshipping (Malik x Shizuka) - Hello, loony-bin? Yeah, I have a problem here with a whole bunch of reality-challenged people who come up with these pairings for the Yugioh Shipper's list...
Wai! xd xp xd
The people who only have sex on their brains combined with a love for Yu-Gi-Oh characters came up with these ships.

Servantshipping (Yami no Yuugi x Mana) - Hmm? Hold that thought please, they're actually starting to make sense again.
Izzat all you have to say on that one?
Whatever I said for Atem and Mana goes for this one.

Shadeshipping (Doroboo Bakura x Amane) - ...yeah, get here as soon as you can. Before these people start to become criminally insane.
And bring pills!
Remember what I said about sex crazed YGO otaku..? Proof right here.

Shadowshipping (Yami no Yuugi x Shizuka) - *hangs up the phone* I only have to deal with this for a little bit longer... *grabs hair in exasperation*
*pat pat* And then you can read my responces to your responces.
SEX CRAZED OTAKU CREATED THESE PAIRINGS I TELLS YA!

Shoreshipping (Ryouta x Shizuka) - Keep dreaming, some nice men in white coats will help you harness that imagination of yours...
Ooh. I want a white coat.
I want Kaiba's white coat? o.O;

Siblingshipping (Mokuba x Shizuka) - Jou and Kaiba would pistolwhip each other to death before this could ever happen. Maybe in 10 years or so...
Naw, they'd just beat the s**t outta each other with their bare hands. Jou's not refined enough for pistol whipping.
I think they would kill their siblings before becoming brother in laws.

Sightshipping (Pegasus x Isis) - Hmm, maybe that call to the loony bin was a mistake. You're actually starting to make sense again.
How does that make sense again?
THE PAIRING OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!

Silentshipping (Seto x Shizuka) - It'd be silent all right. A silent wedding, Jou would have committed suicide early morning on the wedding day. But honestly, this is a cute pairing, and I've seen some well-done fanfiction involving these two. Kudos to the people who wrote those fics by the way.
I have the funniest comic on this one.
I think I know what comic you're talking about. Still, no to this pairing.

Sinkshipping (Pharaoh Atem x Amane) - ...withdrawing the comment about the loony bin call being a mistake.
Just let her be... dead, or whatever. Please.
Gah.. I'm done. You all know what I'ma say about this.

Slipshipping (Katsuya x Miho) - Getting sick of this. I want to know who Miho is! stressed
This is why you never miss an issue of Shonen Jump.
MIHO-b***h WILL NEVER TOUCH KATSUYA-KUN!

Softshipping (Ryou x Shizuka) - This would be good for Ryou-Hime (yes I like calling him princess. This is almost a Yuri couple actually). He might get a bit more of a backbone. It'd be a cute couple actually...and one that Jou wouldn't fume terribly over, considering who it is.
Yeah. It's hard NOT to trust such a little cutie. Hell, I'd trust him with MY sisters!
..... I only saw Ryou be seme once.. And I really don't think he would do her.

Soloshipping (Rishid x Mai) - ... *bangs her head against the wall*
Rizzy? I think you cracked the plaster.
*poke* Daijoubu?

Sombershipping (Ryou x Amane) - More incest. But again, don't know Amane's character well so I don't know if the incest should be played around with or not.
It shouldn't. Not in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Incest I can handle.. This incest, I don't think so.

Spaceshipping (Yami no Malik x Shizuka) - Oh...god...this could happen but...so much slash...
scream I hate slash.
Marik-chan = Sakura's remember?

Spoilshipping (Pegasus x Rebecca) - ... *bolts for the bathroom to puke*
Geeeee, ya think?
scream

Stakeshipping (Keith x Mai) - God...you people are sick minded...I'm not sure who'd have it worse; Keith or Mai...probably Keith, although he'd keep telling himself the bust is more than worth it.
Keith gives Americans a bad name.
X_x

Startleshipping (Keith x Anzu) - Keith would definitely be worse off for this one.
Dancers kick hiiiiiiiigh...
X_x *standard Keith response*

Supportshipping (Hiroto x Anzu) - My theory is that all the friendship speeches actually belong to Honda and that he created Anzu the android to speak for him, knowing he'd be the most loathed one if he was the one who said them himself.
*has to make a break for the bathroom because she's laughing so hard*
I rather have them paired together than each one with other characters.

Swiftshipping (Katsuya x Isis) - That's giving Jou a major a** kicking.
Ain't it glory, though?
Hikari is not getting Katsuya. Sakura is just possessive.

Switchshipping (Mokuba x Adina) - ...Adina? I'm not going to ask...
xd WATCH THE ORIGINAL VIRTUAL WORLD! Gods, that's wrong! How did I miss that one earlier?!?
OMFG! THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!

Thornshipping (Yami no Malik x Anzu) - More bondage. With a gag to keep Anzu from ranting about friendship.
Don't forget the pretty whips.
MY Marik-chan, damnit. stare

Tieshipping (Hiroto x Miho) - *explodes from not knowing who Miho is*
Ha ha.
b***h.

Timidshipping (Yuugi x Shizuka) - Shizuka would be on top. No question.
Yugi's an uke.
I'd do Yuugi. >.>

Tributeshipping (Priest Mahaado x Kisara) - No. Way too different, they belong with other people, the men in white coats should be here any minute...
Yes. Take these sick freaks away. Mahaado MINE!
Mahaado = Aerie's. o.O;

Trustshipping (Seto x Isis) - With Isis haunting Seto's dreams, leaving so many questions unanswered and leaving this mysterious attraction towards Isis... *sigh* Gotta love it.
And besides, history repeats itself.
Lust lust lusty bed romping here. I swear, she'd be with Kaiba for awhile then Isis gets tired and want a real relationship and Pegasus will be there and omg, I should write this stuff down =o

Vanishshipping (Pharaoh Atem x Anzu) - Same response as Revolutionshipping...
I still don't think we can blame him.
No. The Pharaoh has good tastes, hopefully.

Vaseshipping (Pharaoh Atem x Mana) - Yummy, and since Mahaado is out of the way... ninja
RIZU! I AM SO GOING TO BURN YOU FOR THAT! I AM GOING TO BURN YOU SO BAD! But yeah. We aaaaall know what goes on IN the vases.
o.O; It's good to be the Pharaoh?

Veershipping (Keith x Isis) - ...when the hell are the people in white coats gonna get here? This is starting to drive me crazy!
I ate them.
X____X

Vexshipping (Yami no Bakura x Anzu) - He'd murder her brutally. That's it, Kura-Chan wouldn't even give her the honour of rape.
Actually, I read this fic...
NO

Vigilshipping (Mai x Ryou) - Poor Ryou-Hime... sweatdrop Mai'd work him over. Big time.
Naw, he's too much of a pansy for her.
Mai wouldn't want him just because he's too soft.

Wallshipping (Rishid x Shizuka) - Just ignore the insane people...the men in white coats will make them go away soon enough...
Oooh! Hello! Pretty white coats!
...People don't think.

Watchshipping (Katsuya x Priestess Aishizu) - How many times to I have to say it's a violation of the space-time continuum before you'll actually listen to me?
The same amount of times I have to beat the horribible sluts offa Mahaado.
... If I'm Aishizu... *cough* I'd do Katsuya.

Wintershipping (Mokuba x Amane) - I don't really know Amane's character, I don't even know her age, so yet again I have no room to comment...
Me neither.
Damnit, no. That's necrophilic shota-con right there.

Xenoshipping (Rishid x Isis) - In some, weird, twisted way, it would work. But they're too much like siblings, even if they aren't technically related it's still incest. It can be played around with, but I wouldn't want to. You can if you like though, and if it's good I'll read it.
So will I. *nod nod*
HELL NO THAT'S JUST SICK

Wow, it all fit into one post! Anyway, Isis seems to have the most coverage, so I'm guessing she's probably the best ******** buddy on the whole damned show. Even if the pairings are unrealistic. Does she sell herself in her spare time or something...? Anyway, I'll work on Yaoi, Yuri, and multiples some other time, I have to go to bed now! Hope you enjoyed the listing and I hope you don't think it's a carbon copy of Aeris's (because honestly it's not)! 3nodding