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 Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:05 am
My mate Oli Harris spewing forth a non-stop fountain of literacy:
"Mate, if you think about it... Life is just one long wank... like... if you're a Musician, you spend you life wanking into peoples ears! and if you're a artist you like, wank into peoples eyes!!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:49 am
No comment... save for typical xd
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:14 pm
Bard on MSN;
Ninja Bard says:
im gonna go punch roan in the face
xd
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:08 pm
Kazzii - We're gonna party like it's nineteen ninja nine cool
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:46 am
Me and dan talking about Oli going home to eat.
Dan - He'll never be back in 1 hours time.
Me - yeah i know, by the time he goes home, gets started on, has a fight and loses thats already half an hour.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 3:36 pm
Convo with Steve (the naive innocent guy at nick's refuge)
Steven: I used to be so naive and innocent and cute. Now I'm just a guy.
Steven: "What's a... vageena?"
Zeld: XDDDD
Zeld: *pat pat* you're still naive innocent and cute, just in a different way
Zeld: katelin obviously sees it
Steven: How innocent can I seem while she's on her back? o_O
me and angel have corrupted the boy so much rofl
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:37 am
Ah man i found loads from Garth Marenghi's darkplace.
Garth Marenghi: [reading an extract from one of his novels] "John looked down and was horrified to see that his hands had fallen off and been replaced by maggots. Maggots. Maggots. Maggots. Maggots.
[turns the page]
Garth Marenghi: Maggots...
Dean Learner: She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable.
Garth Marenghi: With this show, I wanted people to laugh and cry... and s**t themselves all at the same time.
Thornton Reed: [after firing a shotgun to break up a bar brawl] Knock it off you two, this is a hospital!
Dean Learner: If he gets word of this my arse is grass and he's got a lawnmower if you know what I mean?
Padre: [to Dr. Rick Dagless] You're the most sensitive man I know, and I know god.
Lucien Sanchez: Not my fault. Monkey b*****d hands!
Dean Learner: I had a cat once. I dropped a safe on it. It was a write-off, so I stood on its head.
There i think thats enough for now.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:06 pm
If you put music behind your whining you would have the next coldplay record.
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:50 pm
The Bard says:
i got skillz dawg
Dagoth - PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!! itttie bittie living space! says:
Shizzle ***** you a bad mofo!
Dagoth - PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!! itttie bittie living space! says:
dude uber game postage in gaia
Dagoth - PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!! itttie bittie living space! says:
that forum be rocked steady
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:53 pm
The Bard says:
im sexy
The Bard says:
XD
Dagoth - PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!! itttie bittie living space! says:
Bah i could out sex you if i wasnt so tired
The Bard says:
n0-on3 c4n 0u7 S3x m3
Dagoth - PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!! itttie bittie living space! says:
*melts bards face*
The Bard says:
*cant melt on account of being way too hot anyway *
The Bard says:
Dagoth - PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!! itttie bittie living space! says:
indiana jones stil
Dagoth - PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!! itttie bittie living space! says:
style
The Bard says:
lmao
Dagoth - PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!! itttie bittie living space! says:
Ghost melting
Dagoth - PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!! itttie bittie living space! says:
your ******** XDDDDDDDDDDD
The Bard says:
*Gets Storm from Xmen to cool me down and fix my melting face*
Dagoth - PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!! itttie bittie living space! says:
bah she got no skills
The Bard says:
*then gets alan partidge to beat you in a arm wrestle*
Dagoth - PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!! itttie bittie living space! says:
Dude the was uncalled for that broke so many international laws
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:16 pm
dot dot dot.... you guys scare me sometimes xd
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:34 am
Dont mess with Alan Partridge. He has spouted so many great quotes such as:
'Dont rub your fanny on me'
'Butter my arse'
'Jacka-nacka-nori'
'Back of the net'
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:15 pm
Me describing the new game in the games subforum:
''Time to slap on your spandex and grow a mullet, its Bon Jovi time baby !''
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:45 am
Me discussing the sillyness of a templar (aka Clint) diying of cancer form smoking....
'and on the eighth day of his tragic therapy, Sir Clint The Wise did finally lower his baldy head and, showing off his liver spot, rasp his last valiant breath... and die of cancer. Thus ended the life etc etc etc'
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:04 pm
During a game of Counter Strike.
Admin: [Bard] is joining Terrorists
[Bard]: Ok theres noway im playing on your team.
PinkEmoclown: Why not its 4 vs 2
[Bard]: Becuase your an emo you might attack yourself with the knife.
(Counter terrorists ) LOL !
Admin: [Bard] is joining Counter Terrorists.
Admin [Bard] knifed PinkEmoclown.
Admin: PinkEmoclown left the game
[Bard]: My work here is done.
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