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One day, I was walking and fell into a ditch inhabited by strange sluglike beings from the planet Grassalon, which belonged to the constellation of Plantaporiamatorious, which was at war with the Daleks. They were trying to gain absolute control over the planet of Lawnmotropia to harvest the corn of doom! which, sadly, had been eaten by giant marshmallow men. Suddenly, the Cybermen marched from the terrible circular thing that nobody could dismantle without pigeons. Promptly the Giant baby of Sumatron-5 stormed upon the slug things and smashed them all and ate their delicious cherry cobbler!
"Oh, no!" screamed the Doctor, ''How striking you look with all that on. But I think it's sickening in July.'' He quickly jumped into the TARDIS and caused the universe to blow up.
''That's not good,'' said The Doctor, "now I can't get my favorite orange cardigan buttons from planet Lefsgramphlopadidioseriousterfulpodoomoodesnocodrome without having to eat my own stash of jelly babies and refurbishing the TARDIS!" Suddenly, a Dalek called Betty came and said, "Are you the hamster exterminator from Birmingham? Only we realised that you were an undercover agent for the small exploding mammal who ate the last chocolate flavored peanut in existence."
"No, Betty," said Worzel Gummidge, who ruled over the Four Horsemen of Negative Film Reviews.
"You have to take my dignity to Uranus," said Harry Sullivan to Betty, before turning into a multicolored can of Coke. Suddenly, the beetroot awoke from its 5,000 year hibernation on Hoth.
"What the heck happened to my floor?!?! Someone covered it with a gigantic repulsive garlic sauce flavoured layer of dirty socks and pancreas!" Mr. Tofu rolled in and gesticulated wildly, sometimes using big words and smelting his mini toaster. The real problem was that he couldn't get seriously overdrawn and achieve his ultimate mojo powerup.
"Soylent Green is a sticky sort of cheese flavoured tomato that looks like a plaster Sontaran with a head for numbers," said the Doctor to the fly, who would sometimes perm his hair to look like the Dalek Emperor's strange-looking cousin bird. A tub of lard fell out of the Doctor's newly styled intergalactic moo cow-shaped top hat and landed on a jelly puddle. Without warning, the metal wok exploded and released stinky poisonous gas called the "Unspeakably Deadly Sweaty Sock Smell That Is So Terrible You Will Eat Pie And Scream As If A Sabre-toothed Lime Had Diarrhea Over Someone You Know."
Peri wandered into a big blue bog of unspeakable pinkness and saw a massive tin hat that could make bald people into tinned peaches. She screamed and ate pie while being smovered within a tub of strawberry flavoured icecream.
"Oh, dear lord, not again!" she wailed in stroodelberry whilst perforating a kitchen towel with Adric's gold star and happily excreting pure agnosticism into an antagonistic mushroom named Bubba. The icecream failed its preliminary driving test, causing the Doctor to spontaneously dive into the gas to find cricket players who had been afflicted by Rowena-squealing syndrome.
"You illigetimate cow-brained evil monstrosity!" yelled the preposterous Cheese Demon. "How can I live without my favorite scarf? I shall squirt you all in the dark, inky black void in which I saw many evil coconuts sacrificing virgins hula dancing."
Suddenly
"Oh, no!" screamed the Doctor, ''How striking you look with all that on. But I think it's sickening in July.'' He quickly jumped into the TARDIS and caused the universe to blow up.
''That's not good,'' said The Doctor, "now I can't get my favorite orange cardigan buttons from planet Lefsgramphlopadidioseriousterfulpodoomoodesnocodrome without having to eat my own stash of jelly babies and refurbishing the TARDIS!" Suddenly, a Dalek called Betty came and said, "Are you the hamster exterminator from Birmingham? Only we realised that you were an undercover agent for the small exploding mammal who ate the last chocolate flavored peanut in existence."
"No, Betty," said Worzel Gummidge, who ruled over the Four Horsemen of Negative Film Reviews.
"You have to take my dignity to Uranus," said Harry Sullivan to Betty, before turning into a multicolored can of Coke. Suddenly, the beetroot awoke from its 5,000 year hibernation on Hoth.
"What the heck happened to my floor?!?! Someone covered it with a gigantic repulsive garlic sauce flavoured layer of dirty socks and pancreas!" Mr. Tofu rolled in and gesticulated wildly, sometimes using big words and smelting his mini toaster. The real problem was that he couldn't get seriously overdrawn and achieve his ultimate mojo powerup.
"Soylent Green is a sticky sort of cheese flavoured tomato that looks like a plaster Sontaran with a head for numbers," said the Doctor to the fly, who would sometimes perm his hair to look like the Dalek Emperor's strange-looking cousin bird. A tub of lard fell out of the Doctor's newly styled intergalactic moo cow-shaped top hat and landed on a jelly puddle. Without warning, the metal wok exploded and released stinky poisonous gas called the "Unspeakably Deadly Sweaty Sock Smell That Is So Terrible You Will Eat Pie And Scream As If A Sabre-toothed Lime Had Diarrhea Over Someone You Know."
Peri wandered into a big blue bog of unspeakable pinkness and saw a massive tin hat that could make bald people into tinned peaches. She screamed and ate pie while being smovered within a tub of strawberry flavoured icecream.
"Oh, dear lord, not again!" she wailed in stroodelberry whilst perforating a kitchen towel with Adric's gold star and happily excreting pure agnosticism into an antagonistic mushroom named Bubba. The icecream failed its preliminary driving test, causing the Doctor to spontaneously dive into the gas to find cricket players who had been afflicted by Rowena-squealing syndrome.
"You illigetimate cow-brained evil monstrosity!" yelled the preposterous Cheese Demon. "How can I live without my favorite scarf? I shall squirt you all in the dark, inky black void in which I saw many evil coconuts sacrificing virgins hula dancing."
Suddenly
